the trick is to keep breathing

Y'know, I almost wrote a work-related rant, but the number of times I've read in TIME magazine that "WRITING ABOUT WORK IN YOUR WEBLOG CAN GET YOU FIRED OMGZORZ!" actually stopped me. Fuck you, media!

BTW, why doesn't the mouse work in LJ windows anymore? Why can't I highlight things I'm typing?

Did anyone watch this Monday's Wife Swap? It was taped (due to Monday Night Football) and consumed last night.

THE SEASON PREMIERE: THE FAMILY OF THE GUY WHO INVENTED TALK LIKE A PIRATE DAY.

I'm not kidding.
It's a family that lives as pirates.
Yes.
Full costumes. Swords. The running around the house and the fleas (fleas!!) and the yelling of "ARRRRRRR!" and the fake names.

I love Wife Swap.

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In other news, my band's got a private show this weekend (we're playing an anniversary party!), so if you're all nice, maybe next week I will post some tunes for bored people to listen to.