Obligatory Harry Potter Book Seven Post

[seventhe]

...or not.

I can't get my thoughts straight, and I don't feel like concentrating on this right now.

I'm gonna go write some porn, I think.

Comments

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

It's always Squall's fault! If only Rinoa would give him a piece, then maybe he wouldn't be so strung out all the time...

[rosencrantz.livejournal.com]

Now see, this is why you have to do all the Rinoa writing. If it was me, the only thing she'd be giving him would be an attitude. KINDA LIKE SHE IS RIGHT NOW.

Actually that's pot calling the kettle black. Squall is the definition of Attitude Problem, come to think of it. HOW DO THEY PUT UP WITH EACHOTHER?

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

THEY DON'T AND THIS IS THE MAIN PROBLEM WITH FF8?

It seems to me that all Rinoa was attracted to was the sense that Squall was a "puzzle". Once he starts opening up, she'll get bored with him and move on.

UNTIL THEN, THOUGH, THE POOR MAN NEEDS TO GET LAID.

[rosencrantz.livejournal.com]

Well no wonder they're a permanent fandom couple. Like Squall'll ever open up to anyone...

EXCEPT SEIFER!

Seifer: "Oh yeah. Open wide for me, baby!"

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

Xu: "Get your handgun back in here, big boy!"
Seifer: *grumbles* "Awww, c'mon, you're no fun at all."

[rosencrantz.livejournal.com]

Squall (a little sullenly): "You don't have to be such a bitch, Xu. We can share."

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

Rinoa: *angry* "Don't touch my boyfriend!"

Seifer: "Hey, hold on, I thought-"

Rinoa: *all smiley* "Unless I'm there to watch, silly!"

[rosencrantz.livejournal.com]

Ellone (stumbling in on the scene): "... wow. This gives new meaning to the words 'Time Compression!'"

Irvine: "Hold up a second there. How come all this pervy action is goin' on and I'm not a part of it?"

Selphie: "Because we all know you're really a virgin, Irvy!"

Irvine: "I THOUGHT YOU WEREN'T GOING TO TELL!"

Squall & Seifer look at each other.

Seifer: "Did you say virgin?"

Irvine: "Oh, shit."

Zell: "Hey, better you than me. At least Seifer's finally off my back. LITERALLY!"

All the girls: *collective whine*