the trick is to keep breathing

She killed a TON of people! I was honestly really surprised at that!

I thought it was pretty exciting, too, except for several parts that kind of lagged (the "hey look we has a tent" parts).

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Yeah I was about to fall asleep when they were in the room of requirement tooling around and not really doing anything, but then the action picked up, and my adrenaline kept me going until the end.

It was kind of mean of her to have two characters have a baby, and then both of them died.

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That made me really, really sad. Why did they both have to die? The poor kid! Orphans all over again!

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I'ma totally encourage you to ignore the HP craze and write HNtDB porn instead. >:)

(Of course, in my universe "HP Craze" means "craze about Hewelett Packard printers"

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I await the coming of that porn scene with more excitement than I should admit. XD

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You know this means that they'll have a doubly long sex session than normal since we BOTH want to write it. Those poor kids. XD

Actually, for a temporary porn junkie fix, that tension scene coming up could work perfectly well for some Non Penetration Almost Porn.

Oh man. WE ARE THINKING ABOUT HOW TO MAKE THESE CHARACTERS FUCK LIKE BUNNIES WAY TOO MUCH.

Zell: "I wish I didn't wear baggy pants, it's giving these authors too many ideas!"

Quistis: "What am I supposed to say? I'm wearing a skirt AND trousers and they STILL want to get me naked."

Zell: "Yeah, but you show off your bellybutton." *stares and drools*

ENKIDA: "AHA! SEX SCENE TIME!"

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IT'S SO TRUE. WAAAAAH. QUISTIS, TAKE YOUR HAIR DOWN PLZ.

We'll have to do HNtDB spin-off one-shots where we can write all the porn we want. ~~Including a grand helping of Seifer/Xu.~~

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Including a grand helping of Seifer/Xu.

I'm not joking bout that! Sniping is another form of sexual attraction is it not!

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I agree 100%! Seifer/Xu has all the great benefits of Seifer/Quistis, only with 200% more GUNS.

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You mean "cannons."

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Xu: Cannon? That's more of a ...handgun than anything.
Seifer: Shut up! It's a fuckin' gunblade!

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PORN SCENE Y Y Y.

*slinks off*

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Sadly, this is all Enkida and I have been talking about since a couple weeks ago when the story took a big twist and dumped POTENTIAL PORN into our laps. XD

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Yes, the potential porn is doing a lapdance for us right now, and we need to find a way to get our pants off before our heads explode.

I'm so bad.

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I'd love to say "Quistis and Zell will never forgive us", but at this particular point I think they are as excited about it as we are.

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Haha, both of them are just about Limit Ready by now. Garden will never recover from the fallout! And of course, it's all going to end up being Squall's fault for being a bad Commander and not knowing how to do damage control.

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It's always Squall's fault! If only Rinoa would give him a piece, then maybe he wouldn't be so strung out all the time...

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Now see, this is why you have to do all the Rinoa writing. If it was me, the only thing she'd be giving him would be an attitude. KINDA LIKE SHE IS RIGHT NOW.

Actually that's pot calling the kettle black. Squall is the definition of Attitude Problem, come to think of it. HOW DO THEY PUT UP WITH EACHOTHER?

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THEY DON'T AND THIS IS THE MAIN PROBLEM WITH FF8?

It seems to me that all Rinoa was attracted to was the sense that Squall was a "puzzle". Once he starts opening up, she'll get bored with him and move on.

UNTIL THEN, THOUGH, THE POOR MAN NEEDS TO GET LAID.

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Well no wonder they're a permanent fandom couple. Like Squall'll ever open up to anyone...

EXCEPT SEIFER!

Seifer: "Oh yeah. Open wide for me, baby!"

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Xu: "Get your handgun back in here, big boy!"
Seifer: *grumbles* "Awww, c'mon, you're no fun at all."

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Squall (a little sullenly): "You don't have to be such a bitch, Xu. We can share."

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Rinoa: *angry* "Don't touch my boyfriend!"

Seifer: "Hey, hold on, I thought-"

Rinoa: *all smiley* "Unless I'm there to watch, silly!"

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Ellone (stumbling in on the scene): "... wow. This gives new meaning to the words 'Time Compression!'"

Irvine: "Hold up a second there. How come all this pervy action is goin' on and I'm not a part of it?"

Selphie: "Because we all know you're really a virgin, Irvy!"

Irvine: "I THOUGHT YOU WEREN'T GOING TO TELL!"

Squall & Seifer look at each other.

Seifer: "Did you say virgin?"

Irvine: "Oh, shit."

Zell: "Hey, better you than me. At least Seifer's finally off my back. LITERALLY!"

All the girls: *collective whine*

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I am totally behind porn (well, good porn, SOME STUFF IS SHADY) 100%.

Ha ha, WEEKS?

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Well, we changed our minds about when a certain thing was going to happen in the plot, which kind of opened up a couple doors for the story. Mainly one which is currently waving a bright red flag and yelling "HEY!! PORN OVER HERE!!!"

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There should be a poll.

SHOULD SEV AND ENKIDA PORN UP HNtDB:

1) YES
2) Y Y Y Y
3) I WISH THERE WERE 12 CHAPTERS OF PORN ALREADY.
4) PORN 4 LYFE
5) HOW NOT TO DATE BLONDES...IN YOUR PANTS

I think I know which I would vote for.

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I seriously just spat watermelon all over my work computer at this poll. I LOVE 100% WOULD PORN AGAIN

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