the trick is to keep breathing

PORN SCENE Y Y Y.

*slinks off*

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Sadly, this is all Enkida and I have been talking about since a couple weeks ago when the story took a big twist and dumped POTENTIAL PORN into our laps. XD

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Yes, the potential porn is doing a lapdance for us right now, and we need to find a way to get our pants off before our heads explode.

I'm so bad.

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I'd love to say "Quistis and Zell will never forgive us", but at this particular point I think they are as excited about it as we are.

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Haha, both of them are just about Limit Ready by now. Garden will never recover from the fallout! And of course, it's all going to end up being Squall's fault for being a bad Commander and not knowing how to do damage control.

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It's always Squall's fault! If only Rinoa would give him a piece, then maybe he wouldn't be so strung out all the time...

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Now see, this is why you have to do all the Rinoa writing. If it was me, the only thing she'd be giving him would be an attitude. KINDA LIKE SHE IS RIGHT NOW.

Actually that's pot calling the kettle black. Squall is the definition of Attitude Problem, come to think of it. HOW DO THEY PUT UP WITH EACHOTHER?

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THEY DON'T AND THIS IS THE MAIN PROBLEM WITH FF8?

It seems to me that all Rinoa was attracted to was the sense that Squall was a "puzzle". Once he starts opening up, she'll get bored with him and move on.

UNTIL THEN, THOUGH, THE POOR MAN NEEDS TO GET LAID.

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Well no wonder they're a permanent fandom couple. Like Squall'll ever open up to anyone...

EXCEPT SEIFER!

Seifer: "Oh yeah. Open wide for me, baby!"

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Xu: "Get your handgun back in here, big boy!"
Seifer: *grumbles* "Awww, c'mon, you're no fun at all."

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Squall (a little sullenly): "You don't have to be such a bitch, Xu. We can share."

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Rinoa: *angry* "Don't touch my boyfriend!"

Seifer: "Hey, hold on, I thought-"

Rinoa: *all smiley* "Unless I'm there to watch, silly!"

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Ellone (stumbling in on the scene): "... wow. This gives new meaning to the words 'Time Compression!'"

Irvine: "Hold up a second there. How come all this pervy action is goin' on and I'm not a part of it?"

Selphie: "Because we all know you're really a virgin, Irvy!"

Irvine: "I THOUGHT YOU WEREN'T GOING TO TELL!"

Squall & Seifer look at each other.

Seifer: "Did you say virgin?"

Irvine: "Oh, shit."

Zell: "Hey, better you than me. At least Seifer's finally off my back. LITERALLY!"

All the girls: *collective whine*

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I am totally behind porn (well, good porn, SOME STUFF IS SHADY) 100%.

Ha ha, WEEKS?

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Well, we changed our minds about when a certain thing was going to happen in the plot, which kind of opened up a couple doors for the story. Mainly one which is currently waving a bright red flag and yelling "HEY!! PORN OVER HERE!!!"

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There should be a poll.

SHOULD SEV AND ENKIDA PORN UP HNtDB:

1) YES
2) Y Y Y Y
3) I WISH THERE WERE 12 CHAPTERS OF PORN ALREADY.
4) PORN 4 LYFE
5) HOW NOT TO DATE BLONDES...IN YOUR PANTS

I think I know which I would vote for.

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I seriously just spat watermelon all over my work computer at this poll. I LOVE 100% WOULD PORN AGAIN

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I think everyone would agree with me that the internet needs more Quistis/Zell porn. Or really, just ANY Quistis/Zell porn.

If Weedyverse wasn't already drowning in Seifer/Zell subtext, I would totally put Quistis/Zell subtext in as a homage to you guys. IDOLS.

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ARG YOU GUYS ARE MAKING ME WANT TO WRITE PORN RIGHT NOW.

That, or this bovine animation thing I'm doing is really sexy.

XD

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AND HERE, I TOTALLY DIDN'T THINK QUISTIS/ZELL WAS POSSIBLE. Clearly I was wrong! I stand shamed!

...and ready to write porn.

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I AM SUPPOSED TO BE WORKING YO

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QUISTIS/ZELL/COW OT3???

WHEN DID WE DESCEND INTO BEASTIALITY!

SWEET!!

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I am laughing so hard right now I can come up with no good rebuttal to that.

Except that I should have made it a ~~moogle~~ ~~chocobo~~ CACTAUR!

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Don't make me say it.

*sits on hands*

*struggles*

MOOGLE/CACTAUR/CHOCOBO/COW. WHILE QUISTIS AND ZELL WATCH!!

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Hey, wasn't that a dressphere in FFX-2?

OH NOES WAIT THAT WAS NOOJ AND LEBLANC TRYING TO MATE

*dies*

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