this is a hilarious meme

[seventhe]

stolen from lassarina

Let's have a round of the fuck/marry/cliff game!

Basic rules of the game, if you're unfamiliar: You pick three characters. Any fandom I'm remotely familiar with is good. I then have to choose one of them to fuck, one to marry, and one to throw off a cliff.

To make this equally fun on both sides, I will also say that after I've finished explaining my choices, I'll give a set of three back to you. You can then do the same, and we go on like that until one of us gets bored or distracted by something else!

I'm still laughing at the CONCEPT of this meme. I can't wait to see what you can throw at me.

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[shanaqui]

Edge, Rydia, Quistis.

[aesriella.livejournal.com]

House, Cuddy, Wilson

Hahaha, if you had ever played monkey island this would be even more hilarious

Rinoa, Beatrix, Fran

[darcenciel.livejournal.com]

To be different:

Cowboy Bebop
Ein, Gren, Laughing Bull (the old American Indian fortune teller dude)

XD

[churched.livejournal.com]

Mal, Simon, Wash.

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

AUGH, THAT'S HARD!!

Um. Well.

In the end, Edge goes off the cliff, because he'd be able to save himself ninja-style and then we could do it later because he's hot. I'd fuck Quistis, because anything more than that would be too eerily like dating myself. And I could marry Rydia, which would be pretty awesome.

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHA. Alright, so I'd totally do Cuddy for a one-night-stand. That leaves House and Wilson to fight over who has to marry me and who gets thrown off the cliff. House throws himself off the cliff because ugh, marriage, which leaves me marrying Wilson. Not so bad, really.

And in the next scenario, Rinoa goes off the cliff, because Angelo would totally save her. I'd do Beatrix and marry Fran, because Fran and I could totally have adventures!!

[salarta.livejournal.com]

I forgot all about FFDQ!

I hope to get on it this afternoon when I have the time!

Oh and I will try to think of some really off the wall stuff just to torment you for this meme.

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

OKAY SO BASICALLY I MARRY EIN BECAUSE I LOVE CORGIS AND I WOULD BE SO VERY, VERY HAPPY WITH THAT. And I guess I choose to fuck Gren, since he was a decently pretty guy (if girly) which means I guess Indian Man goes off the cliff. It's okay, though, he'll just float right back up.

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

Well, obviously, I marry Wash, because who doesn't want to marry Wash? He's adorable! Which leaves Mal and Simon. I don't really want to throw Simon off the cliff, because I'm not sure whether he'd be able to save himself, but I don't really want to fuck him either. In the end I guess Simon goes over and I sleep with Mal, but I feel bad about it. ;)

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

You'd better hurry!! I'll probably compile it about lunchtime!

[churched.livejournal.com]

River will totally use mathematics to teach herself how to fly and save Simon.

Tidus, Wakka, Seymour.

[katmillia.livejournal.com]

Magus, Crono, Dalton hahaha!

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

You're absolutely correct. So Simon wins after all!

Alright. Well, um. I want to throw them all off a sliff. but Seymour goes first, because he always killed me in that one battle and I had to fight it like 800 times to beat it. It sucked. Bastard goes down. I guess in the end I'll do Tidus and then marry Wakka. He couldn't have been that bad if Lulu took him.

And back at you: Phedre, Joscelin, Hyacinthe! ;)

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

Oh, and back at you: Edge, Kain, Cecil.

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

And right back at you: Quistis, Xu, Freya

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

Oh, and back at you: Terra, Celes, Relm!

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

LOLLLLL. Alright, Dalton goes off the cliff because he is a huge fucker. I then fuck Magus because you know he's awesome in bed, and marry Crono, because who DOESN'T want a husband who doesn't talk much?? HA HA HA.

Back at you: Ron, Hermione, Neville!

[katmillia.livejournal.com]

Hermione goes off the cliff because I don't like her at all and she's uber annoying. I'd probably screw Ron just to see if the carpet matches the drapes, and then I'd marry Neville because he's kind of what rock-steady type that kills snakes with swords. I'M DOWN WITH THAT.

You: Han Solo, Luke Skywalker, Kyp Durran

[churched.livejournal.com]

Oh goodness me!

Sleep with Phedre, because that'll be fantastic, and totally worth it. Because as much as I love Hyacinthe, I don't think I'd be able to handle his post-Master of the Straits emo-ness so he gets the cliff. So, marry Joscelin!

Ysandre, Favrielle, Drustan!

[alanahikarichan.livejournal.com]

Mac, PC, their therapist. *smiles angelically*

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

OH GOD. DDD:

HOW DO I CHOOSE I LOVE THEM ALLLL.

Alright. I'd totally hit Ysandre, because who doesn't want to bang the Queen?! Then I've got Favrielle and Drustan. Favrielle would be way more fun to marry, though, because she's feisty and makes sweet clothes. So as much as I like Drustan and think he'd make a way better husband, he gets the cliff... although I'll pretend he gets saved. ;)

Yuna, Isaaru, Dona!

[churched.livejournal.com]

Shag Isaaru, because I totally want to know what he's hiding underneath those robes. I do actually like Dona, but she'd be so high maintenance it'd drive me crazy, so she gets the cliff. And I marry Yuna!

Taub, Thirteen, Kutner.

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

OH GOD. Well OBVIOUSLY I sleep with Han. Because, uh, yeah. I don't marry him, though, because you know Han/Leia is like the definition of an OTP and I don't want to mess with that shit. Between Kyp and Luke, I guess... I'll marry Kyp because he is badass and because Luke could totally save himself once I threw him over the cliff.

JAINA, JACEN, ANAKIN (SOLO NOT SKYWALKER) (I CAN SPELL)

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

LOL! HOW CAN I SEPARATE THE MAC/PC TRUE LOVE??

In the end the therapist can get the cliff, because you can always get another therapist. I'll be DARING and shag PC, because he probably needs it, and then I'll marry Mac and we can have awesomely sleek and cute iPod babies.

Now it's time to be difficult: Miles, Mark, Ivan!

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

Aw, dude. Okay, Kutner goes off the cliff, not because I hate him but mostly because every time I look at him I think of Harold and Kumar go to Whitecastle which was an absolutely terrible movie IMO. So he flies. I'll do Thirteen because she is bi and sexy, and I guess I'll end up with Taub, which is alright because he's underappreciated.

Wilson, House, Cuddy!