this is a hilarious meme

[seventhe]

stolen from lassarina

Let's have a round of the fuck/marry/cliff game!

Basic rules of the game, if you're unfamiliar: You pick three characters. Any fandom I'm remotely familiar with is good. I then have to choose one of them to fuck, one to marry, and one to throw off a cliff.

To make this equally fun on both sides, I will also say that after I've finished explaining my choices, I'll give a set of three back to you. You can then do the same, and we go on like that until one of us gets bored or distracted by something else!

I'm still laughing at the CONCEPT of this meme. I can't wait to see what you can throw at me.

Comments

[churched.livejournal.com]

Oh goodness me!

Sleep with Phedre, because that'll be fantastic, and totally worth it. Because as much as I love Hyacinthe, I don't think I'd be able to handle his post-Master of the Straits emo-ness so he gets the cliff. So, marry Joscelin!

Ysandre, Favrielle, Drustan!

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

OH GOD. DDD:

HOW DO I CHOOSE I LOVE THEM ALLLL.

Alright. I'd totally hit Ysandre, because who doesn't want to bang the Queen?! Then I've got Favrielle and Drustan. Favrielle would be way more fun to marry, though, because she's feisty and makes sweet clothes. So as much as I like Drustan and think he'd make a way better husband, he gets the cliff... although I'll pretend he gets saved. ;)

Yuna, Isaaru, Dona!

[churched.livejournal.com]

Shag Isaaru, because I totally want to know what he's hiding underneath those robes. I do actually like Dona, but she'd be so high maintenance it'd drive me crazy, so she gets the cliff. And I marry Yuna!

Taub, Thirteen, Kutner.

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

Aw, dude. Okay, Kutner goes off the cliff, not because I hate him but mostly because every time I look at him I think of Harold and Kumar go to Whitecastle which was an absolutely terrible movie IMO. So he flies. I'll do Thirteen because she is bi and sexy, and I guess I'll end up with Taub, which is alright because he's underappreciated.

Wilson, House, Cuddy!

[churched.livejournal.com]

Well, Cuddy was looking absolutely gorgeous in the last episode so she gets sexed, and... it's tough, because I like to think that Wilson would make a good husband but considering his marriage record it seems unlikely, plus I don't particularly feel like dealing with his grief over CTB. (I've got my own grief over CTB to contend with!) So Wilson gets the cliff, and I marry House.

Cameron, Chase, Foreman.

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

Marry Foreman, because I think he's a sweetie underneath all of the confusion about his character. Sleep with Cameron and Chase together, and then throw them both off the cliff? ;)

Irvine, Squall, Zell!

[churched.livejournal.com]

Sleep with Squall because while I don't want to marry him, the idea of doing anything at all with Zell is really unappealing. Marry Irvine, because he's awesome, and Zell gets the cliff.

I was so proud of myself for thinking of this one! Sir Hilldo, Grace, Kitty Kitty.

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHA! THAT'S HARD!

Well! Kitty Kitty can have the cliff, because I'm not that into animals, but it could totally save itself by morphing. I guess in the end I'll bang Grace and marry Sir Hilldo, because he's a sweetheart under all the incompetence.

Bella, Edward, Stephanie Meyer!

[churched.livejournal.com]

DDDDDDDDD:

You evil genius! Ow, my brain!

Stephenie Meyer gets the cliff because she contributes nothing to society. Sleep with Edward, because at least it'll be two or so minutes of me closing my eyes and thinking of England, and then I never have to see him again... and I can always take an hour long shower after. I guess that means I have to marry Bella, but at least she's quiet and will go sit in the corner.

Dr. Cid, Cid... the Al-Bhed, Headmaster Cid.

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

HMMMM. Dr. Cid goes off the cliff: creepy. I'll bang headmaster Cid because there has to be SOMETHING redeeming about him if he managed to bag a chick like Edea; then I'll marry Al-Bhed Cid and become Rikku's new mommy.

Someone just asked me a good one I'll steal: Laguna, Kiros, Ward

[churched.livejournal.com]

Well, Laguna was my first FF crush, so obviously I'll marry him and we'll live happily ever after! :D Sleep with Ward, because you know he's well endowed. And Kiros gets the cliff, because there's nothing attractive about a man in a bra and a speedo 24/7.

Imriel, Mavros, Melisande. You can has some Shahrizai sexiness!

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

AUGH, HOW DO I CHOOSE.

Well, here's how. Imri gets the cliff, because as awesome as he is, I don't think I could deal with the emo like Sidonie did. I have a one night stand with Melisande because that's just totally hot, and I end up married to Mavros, which ROCKS. Win all around!!

Ashe, Fran, Penelo

[churched.livejournal.com]

Please to be inviting me to your wedding night! <3 Mavros.

Bang Fran, because she's fucking sex on legs. Marry Ashe, because her mood swings would keep me very entertained and I know I'd be provided for. Penelo gets the cliff, but only because there'd inevitably be someone there to catch her.

I'm running out of fandoms we share!

Zoe, Saffron, Inara.

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

HAHA. I know, me too XD

Um. Saffron gets the cliff, just because she's shady. One night stand with Inara, because YUM. Marry Zoe, because she's lonely after Wash and needs someone to take care of her.

Ifrit, Shiva, Bahamut!

[churched.livejournal.com]

Bahamut gets a shag, because you know he's got to be packing. XD Marry Ifrit, because he seems very protective, and Shiva gets the cliff on account of her cold hands.

Shelinda, Kinoc, Mika.

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

HAHA, I love your justification!!

Shelinda's annoying, so she gets the cliff. Shag Kinoc and marry Mika, because maybe I'll inherit when he kicks it. XD

Hmmm... do we share any other fandoms?

[churched.livejournal.com]

Legend of Zelda? Persona 3? Heroes?

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

No. I am a terrible gamer. D: I played one Zelda a long time ago. XD

Anime? Cowboy Bebop?

[churched.livejournal.com]

'Fraid not. I own Armitage III: The OVA on DVD - that's where my anime experience begins and ends.

TV shows? All I pretty much watch (nowadays) is House, Heroes, Doctor Who, and Chuck.

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

Hrm. I watch House, CSI, Criminal Minds, and that show where the fat people lose weight.

[churched.livejournal.com]

Wow. We... fail at this!

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

I know! HOW ABOUT LJ FANDOM: katmillia, astrangerenters, AND UHHHH SHIT WHO ELSE ARE WE BOTH FRIENDS WITH

WE REALLY FAIL AT THIS

[churched.livejournal.com]

I VOTE WE RETIRE AND GO SQUARE DANCING INSTEAD!

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

WOOHOO! I LOVE THIS IDEA! *dancing at work*

[churched.livejournal.com]

*dancing in the campus library!*

ALL MY IDEAS ARE AWETASTIC. I made up that word.