this is a hilarious meme

[seventhe]

stolen from lassarina

Let's have a round of the fuck/marry/cliff game!

Basic rules of the game, if you're unfamiliar: You pick three characters. Any fandom I'm remotely familiar with is good. I then have to choose one of them to fuck, one to marry, and one to throw off a cliff.

To make this equally fun on both sides, I will also say that after I've finished explaining my choices, I'll give a set of three back to you. You can then do the same, and we go on like that until one of us gets bored or distracted by something else!

I'm still laughing at the CONCEPT of this meme. I can't wait to see what you can throw at me.

Comments

[churched.livejournal.com]

DDDDDDDDD:

You evil genius! Ow, my brain!

Stephenie Meyer gets the cliff because she contributes nothing to society. Sleep with Edward, because at least it'll be two or so minutes of me closing my eyes and thinking of England, and then I never have to see him again... and I can always take an hour long shower after. I guess that means I have to marry Bella, but at least she's quiet and will go sit in the corner.

Dr. Cid, Cid... the Al-Bhed, Headmaster Cid.

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

HMMMM. Dr. Cid goes off the cliff: creepy. I'll bang headmaster Cid because there has to be SOMETHING redeeming about him if he managed to bag a chick like Edea; then I'll marry Al-Bhed Cid and become Rikku's new mommy.

Someone just asked me a good one I'll steal: Laguna, Kiros, Ward

[churched.livejournal.com]

Well, Laguna was my first FF crush, so obviously I'll marry him and we'll live happily ever after! :D Sleep with Ward, because you know he's well endowed. And Kiros gets the cliff, because there's nothing attractive about a man in a bra and a speedo 24/7.

Imriel, Mavros, Melisande. You can has some Shahrizai sexiness!

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

AUGH, HOW DO I CHOOSE.

Well, here's how. Imri gets the cliff, because as awesome as he is, I don't think I could deal with the emo like Sidonie did. I have a one night stand with Melisande because that's just totally hot, and I end up married to Mavros, which ROCKS. Win all around!!

Ashe, Fran, Penelo

[churched.livejournal.com]

Please to be inviting me to your wedding night! <3 Mavros.

Bang Fran, because she's fucking sex on legs. Marry Ashe, because her mood swings would keep me very entertained and I know I'd be provided for. Penelo gets the cliff, but only because there'd inevitably be someone there to catch her.

I'm running out of fandoms we share!

Zoe, Saffron, Inara.

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

HAHA. I know, me too XD

Um. Saffron gets the cliff, just because she's shady. One night stand with Inara, because YUM. Marry Zoe, because she's lonely after Wash and needs someone to take care of her.

Ifrit, Shiva, Bahamut!

[churched.livejournal.com]

Bahamut gets a shag, because you know he's got to be packing. XD Marry Ifrit, because he seems very protective, and Shiva gets the cliff on account of her cold hands.

Shelinda, Kinoc, Mika.

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

HAHA, I love your justification!!

Shelinda's annoying, so she gets the cliff. Shag Kinoc and marry Mika, because maybe I'll inherit when he kicks it. XD

Hmmm... do we share any other fandoms?

[churched.livejournal.com]

Legend of Zelda? Persona 3? Heroes?

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

No. I am a terrible gamer. D: I played one Zelda a long time ago. XD

Anime? Cowboy Bebop?

[churched.livejournal.com]

'Fraid not. I own Armitage III: The OVA on DVD - that's where my anime experience begins and ends.

TV shows? All I pretty much watch (nowadays) is House, Heroes, Doctor Who, and Chuck.

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

Hrm. I watch House, CSI, Criminal Minds, and that show where the fat people lose weight.

[churched.livejournal.com]

Wow. We... fail at this!

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

I know! HOW ABOUT LJ FANDOM: katmillia, astrangerenters, AND UHHHH SHIT WHO ELSE ARE WE BOTH FRIENDS WITH

WE REALLY FAIL AT THIS

[churched.livejournal.com]

I VOTE WE RETIRE AND GO SQUARE DANCING INSTEAD!

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

WOOHOO! I LOVE THIS IDEA! *dancing at work*

[churched.livejournal.com]

*dancing in the campus library!*

ALL MY IDEAS ARE AWETASTIC. I made up that word.

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

BUT IT'S A GREAT WORD. +1.

[churched.livejournal.com]

CAN I PASS GO AND COLLECT $200?

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

YES, IN FACT, YOU CAN.

ALTHOUGH THAT $200 CAN ONLY BE SPENT ON LJ.

[churched.livejournal.com]

CAN I BUY YOU, THEN?

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

I AM, IN FACT, ONLY $49.99. YOU CAN BUY ME FOUR TIMES~!

[churched.livejournal.com]

I SHALL BUY YOU ONCE AND USE THE REST OF THE MONEY TO FED-EX YOU TO CANADA.

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

A FANTASTIC IDEA! NOW WE NEED TO FIND A SEV-SIZED BOX

[churched.livejournal.com]

WHAT A COINCIDENCE. I HAPPEN TO HAVE ONE... IN MY PANTS.