this is a hilarious meme

[seventhe]

stolen from lassarina

Let's have a round of the fuck/marry/cliff game!

Basic rules of the game, if you're unfamiliar: You pick three characters. Any fandom I'm remotely familiar with is good. I then have to choose one of them to fuck, one to marry, and one to throw off a cliff.

To make this equally fun on both sides, I will also say that after I've finished explaining my choices, I'll give a set of three back to you. You can then do the same, and we go on like that until one of us gets bored or distracted by something else!

I'm still laughing at the CONCEPT of this meme. I can't wait to see what you can throw at me.

Comments

[shanaqui]

Edge, Rydia, Quistis.

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

AUGH, THAT'S HARD!!

Um. Well.

In the end, Edge goes off the cliff, because he'd be able to save himself ninja-style and then we could do it later because he's hot. I'd fuck Quistis, because anything more than that would be too eerily like dating myself. And I could marry Rydia, which would be pretty awesome.

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

Oh, and back at you: Edge, Kain, Cecil.

[aesriella.livejournal.com]

House, Cuddy, Wilson

Hahaha, if you had ever played monkey island this would be even more hilarious

Rinoa, Beatrix, Fran

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHA. Alright, so I'd totally do Cuddy for a one-night-stand. That leaves House and Wilson to fight over who has to marry me and who gets thrown off the cliff. House throws himself off the cliff because ugh, marriage, which leaves me marrying Wilson. Not so bad, really.

And in the next scenario, Rinoa goes off the cliff, because Angelo would totally save her. I'd do Beatrix and marry Fran, because Fran and I could totally have adventures!!

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

And right back at you: Quistis, Xu, Freya

[darcenciel.livejournal.com]

To be different:

Cowboy Bebop
Ein, Gren, Laughing Bull (the old American Indian fortune teller dude)

XD

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

OKAY SO BASICALLY I MARRY EIN BECAUSE I LOVE CORGIS AND I WOULD BE SO VERY, VERY HAPPY WITH THAT. And I guess I choose to fuck Gren, since he was a decently pretty guy (if girly) which means I guess Indian Man goes off the cliff. It's okay, though, he'll just float right back up.

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

Oh, and back at you: Terra, Celes, Relm!

[churched.livejournal.com]

Mal, Simon, Wash.

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

Well, obviously, I marry Wash, because who doesn't want to marry Wash? He's adorable! Which leaves Mal and Simon. I don't really want to throw Simon off the cliff, because I'm not sure whether he'd be able to save himself, but I don't really want to fuck him either. In the end I guess Simon goes over and I sleep with Mal, but I feel bad about it. ;)

[salarta.livejournal.com]

I forgot all about FFDQ!

I hope to get on it this afternoon when I have the time!

Oh and I will try to think of some really off the wall stuff just to torment you for this meme.

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

You'd better hurry!! I'll probably compile it about lunchtime!

[katmillia.livejournal.com]

Magus, Crono, Dalton hahaha!

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

LOLLLLL. Alright, Dalton goes off the cliff because he is a huge fucker. I then fuck Magus because you know he's awesome in bed, and marry Crono, because who DOESN'T want a husband who doesn't talk much?? HA HA HA.

Back at you: Ron, Hermione, Neville!

[alanahikarichan.livejournal.com]

Mac, PC, their therapist. *smiles angelically*

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

LOL! HOW CAN I SEPARATE THE MAC/PC TRUE LOVE??

In the end the therapist can get the cliff, because you can always get another therapist. I'll be DARING and shag PC, because he probably needs it, and then I'll marry Mac and we can have awesomely sleek and cute iPod babies.

Now it's time to be difficult: Miles, Mark, Ivan!

[fireholly.livejournal.com]

SEPHIROTH
SNAPE
ZEROMUS

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

OH GOD YES.

I OBVIOUSLY MARRY SNAPE BECAUSE HE IS MY SOUL MATE. Sephiroth gets the cliff for being whiny, so I'll have a one night stand with Zeromus, because who WOULDN'T.

You: Reno, Rude, Elena!

[siva630.livejournal.com]

Zell, Doomtrain, Cid Kramer

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

Haha! I'll marry Zell, because he's sweet, and let's face it - the best out of those three. I'll shag Doomtrain (although I don't know how) because I bet he would kill me if I threw him off the cliff. Unfortunately this means Cid gets the cliff, but that's alright.

You: Laguna, Kiros, Ward!

[venefica-aura.livejournal.com]

CSI (THE REAL ONE): Catherine, Sara, Sofia (THERE IS A LOT OF BABE ON THAT SHOW I HAVE TO SAY)

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

Christ, that show is made of sex. Can I hit them all at the same time??

In the end: hit Catherine, because I don't think I could put up with her full-time. Marry Sara, and Sonia gets the cliff only because I don't know as much about her. If she'll make out with Sara, though, she can stay.

You: Adam and Jamie from Mythbusters, Grissom from CSI

[safety-caesars.livejournal.com]

Hahahahhaha so reading through all of this was pretty much the funniest thing ever. I'll throw some recockulousness into the mix.

Seifer's trenchcoat
Edward's lute
Vaan's abs

Make it sexy somehow!

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

LOLLL!

Vaan's abs go off the cliff because they are just SCARY. Seifer's trenchcoat and I have a torrid one night stand, and I run away with Edward's lute to make sweet, sweet music.

For you: Zeromus, Kefka, and X-Death!

[aesriella.livejournal.com]

OOH I TOTALLY PICK OPTION THREE

Plus, the last time Celes threw herself off a cliff she landed a starring role in the second-half of one of the greatest computer games ever, so, she'd probably land herself a book deal and an Oprah-type show at the very least. Everybody wins!

Oh, God. I DIDN'T THINK I'D HAVE A PROBLEM PICKING WHO TO KICK OFF THE CLIFF XD. Well, I guess I'd better shag Rinoa and toss Squall off the cliff because angsty sex is horrible and pissed of sorceresses going limit break on yo ass is worse (plus, Squalls forcefield of emo tears probably protects him from all harm), which leaves marrying Seifer...baah, at least there'd be fun sex and probably lots of fantastic mad drunken adventures. Besides, it's Seifer.

SIR HILLDO, GRACE, KITTY KITTY (FEEL FREE TO SUBSTITUTE ONE OF THESE WITH THE GAYEST OGRE ON EARTH)

I so need to finish my "Who wants to sex Lady Grace?!" doodle.

[ovo-lexa.livejournal.com]

Sabin, Yang, Zell.

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

Martial artists, huh? Alright. I'll marry Yang, because Yang's wife is awesome. And I'll shag Sabin... Zell's cool, but he can figure out how to get down the cliff without hurting himself.

For you: Celes, Leo, Kefka

[wildejoy.livejournal.com]

I've always played fuck/chuck/marry, 'cause it rhymes and rhyming is awesome.

Baralai, Squall, and Fran.

[kristinmachina.livejournal.com]

Locke, Celes, Setzer

[salarta.livejournal.com]

Okay I have the three for you!

Quistis, Zeromus' bleeding cock, Fran's ass

[wei-jiangling.livejournal.com]

Alright, FFXII: Basch, Balthier, and Vossler

[kristinmachina.livejournal.com]

Kefka, Ultimecia, X-Death