this is a hilarious meme

[seventhe]

stolen from lassarina

Let's have a round of the fuck/marry/cliff game!

Basic rules of the game, if you're unfamiliar: You pick three characters. Any fandom I'm remotely familiar with is good. I then have to choose one of them to fuck, one to marry, and one to throw off a cliff.

To make this equally fun on both sides, I will also say that after I've finished explaining my choices, I'll give a set of three back to you. You can then do the same, and we go on like that until one of us gets bored or distracted by something else!

I'm still laughing at the CONCEPT of this meme. I can't wait to see what you can throw at me.

Comments

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHA!!

One night with Tellah because he's cranky and cranky must mean feisty, right? FuSoYa goes off the cliff and I marry Bugenhagen to spend the rest of my life stargazing in Cosmo. It totally sounds like a good life to have.

Cid Highwind, Cid Kramer, Cid the Al Bhed Guy

[fireholly.livejournal.com]

Cid Kramer managed to stay faithful even when his wife was being possessed by a chronocidal witch from the future, so he's definitely coming up the aisle with me. And I bet Cid would be a tiger in the sack. Which leaves Cid Al Bhed to go off the cliff, but Yuna would probably catch him anyway, so no serious harm would result.

Cloud, Tifa, and Barret.

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

Unfortunately, Cloud goes off the cliff. Because I can't pass up the change to shag Tifa, and I'd marry Barret because you KNOW he's a sweetheart and also because he wouldn't have a problem with my exceedingly foul mouth.

Baralai, Gippal, Nooj (if you've played X2) or Auron, Wakka, Tidus (if you haven't?)

[fireholly.livejournal.com]

I'LL DO BOTH BECAUSE I'VE PLAYED X-2

Well, Gippal has the least ridiculous looking hair (which is kind of like saying 'least disfiguring injury ever caused by applying a chainsaw to the face') so I'm marrying him because I could probably look at him for the longest without laughing. I'm shagging Baralai because he has a blue bandanna so I could at least make him roleplay Solid Snake in the sack - also those religious types are amazing when they cut loose. Which means Nooj goes off the cliff, and that would probably be totally fine with him, so it all works out for the best.

AURON, TIDUS, WAKKA. Uh. Since Wakka's the one who actually proves in canon that he can be in a stable familial relationship without something going terribly, terribly, indescribably wrong, I'm going for him as a husband. And I'm jumping Auron's bone because necrophilia's okay if they're sapient about it, and Auron's the hottest dead guy since [insert vampire-du-jour here]. Meaning Tidus gets the cliff punt, which completely isn't fair on the poor guy, but if he wanted to live he shouldn't have 1) not been as hot as Auron, and 2) technically not been alive to start with.

AAAAAH, forgot to give you one. YUFFIE, CAIT SITH OR RED XIII.

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

LOL! I'll shag Yuffie because I bet that is a TON of fun, and then marry Red because I always liked him. Cait Sith can go off the cliff because there are plenty of Cait Siths. You KNOW Reeve has a stash of those somewhere.

Speaking of: Reeve, Scarlet, Heidigger