this is a hilarious meme

[seventhe]

stolen from lassarina

Let's have a round of the fuck/marry/cliff game!

Basic rules of the game, if you're unfamiliar: You pick three characters. Any fandom I'm remotely familiar with is good. I then have to choose one of them to fuck, one to marry, and one to throw off a cliff.

To make this equally fun on both sides, I will also say that after I've finished explaining my choices, I'll give a set of three back to you. You can then do the same, and we go on like that until one of us gets bored or distracted by something else!

I'm still laughing at the CONCEPT of this meme. I can't wait to see what you can throw at me.

Comments

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

Christ, that show is made of sex. Can I hit them all at the same time??

In the end: hit Catherine, because I don't think I could put up with her full-time. Marry Sara, and Sonia gets the cliff only because I don't know as much about her. If she'll make out with Sara, though, she can stay.

You: Adam and Jamie from Mythbusters, Grissom from CSI

[venefica-aura.livejournal.com]

Marry Grissom, because it would be a fabulously asexual thing in which we talk about science and it would make my girlfriend happy. I'd "fuck" Jamie, because let's face it, he doesn't like the women folk, but I'm sure he could make a badass vibrator. And Adam is off the cliff because he ALWAYS does that kind of thing, so it's not a huge deal.

Sir Hilldo, The Emissary of the Internet, and Hot!Faye Cosplayer.

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

HAHA. "I'm From The Internet" can go off the cliff... I'll totally shag hot!Faye, and marry Sir Hilldo, since we'd at least get along for good.

Rosa, Rinoa, Aeris!

[venefica-aura.livejournal.com]

Marry Rosa, even if it meant Cecil would probably try to kill me and likely succeed because hell, I'm not a badass paladin, shag Aeris because you know she HAS to be kinky, and cliff Rin because she's a fucking sorceress, a cliff is no issue, and I'd probably end up being turned into a toad in the process.

XD

Cecil, Irvine, Auron. To deviate from my usual Team Girl.

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

Hahaha! Shag Auron, because he's awesome, and then marry Irvine, because he's a sweetheart underneath all of it. Cecil gets cliffed just because it's impossible to think of Cecil without Rosa.

Original Flavor: Cloud, Barret, Cid Highwind!