this is a hilarious meme

[seventhe]

stolen from lassarina

Let's have a round of the fuck/marry/cliff game!

Basic rules of the game, if you're unfamiliar: You pick three characters. Any fandom I'm remotely familiar with is good. I then have to choose one of them to fuck, one to marry, and one to throw off a cliff.

To make this equally fun on both sides, I will also say that after I've finished explaining my choices, I'll give a set of three back to you. You can then do the same, and we go on like that until one of us gets bored or distracted by something else!

I'm still laughing at the CONCEPT of this meme. I can't wait to see what you can throw at me.

Comments

[alanahikarichan.livejournal.com]

Mmmm, Bel. <3

... Bothari gets the cliff, because he's kinda scary and already dead. I, uh... have the one-night-stand with Aral, because he's awesome and the kind of older guy that I find devastatingly sexy, and marry Cordelia, because she's the most kickass liberal in the universe, and redheads are awesome.

Duv Galeni, Ethan Urquhart, and Gregor Vorbarra. <3

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

AUGH, that's hard too! I'm totally marrying Gregor, because he is made of awesome. I'll pitch Ethan off the cliff because he wouldn't have me anyway, and Duv and I can have a super racy one night stand!

Mercenary version: Elena, Baz, Arde!

[alanahikarichan.livejournal.com]

... can I chuck both Elena and Baz, and sex up and marry Arde? XD Arde has aaaaall my love. "You mean he's like this all the time? D: "

But if it has to be one each~ chuck Baz, sex with Elena, marry Arde. <3

Werewolf/Quaddie/Herm Version: Tara, Nicole, Bel. X3

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

Oh, MAN!! Well, uh. Shag Taura, because who ISN'T curious? Marry Bel, because Nicola can float-chair her way back up the cliff, and I don't have to hurt her. Also Bel = <3!

hmm. Do we share any other fandoms? have you played any Final Fantasy? If not we'll go with Drou, Kou, and Kareen. ;)

[alanahikarichan.livejournal.com]

I've played FFVII-XII, excepting XI~ though it's been a while for several of them, and "played" doesn't mean "finished," except for FFX. XD;; But I've been spoiled for all of the major plot points, so~!

And that one's haaaaard. >: I suppose I would chuck... err... Kou, though I like him and his awesome <3, one-night-stand with Drou (who's total love <3), and marry Kareen (who I adore and is totally my type <3 ).

Vayne, Seymour, and Hojo. X3

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

HAHAHA! Alright, chuck Seymour because he is creepy. Hojo's creepy too, but if I have to I'll shag him and then marry Vayne. Vayne is pretty and we could rule the world if he weren't so crazy. XDDD

Cloud, Squall, and Tidus!

[alanahikarichan.livejournal.com]

XD Really? I'd chuck Hojo and have sex with Seymour, personally~

Chuck Tidus because he doesn't actually exist and kinda annoys me, shag Squall because he's sexy <3 but too emotionally repressed to not get on my nerves in a long-term relationship, and marry Cloud because he's adorably dorky. When he isn't in the Complication. >.> XD

Nanaki, Freya, Kihmari~

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

Hahaha! The animal trio! Ummmm. one night with Freya, because she's cute. Marry Nanaki, because Nanaki is awesome. And Kimahri could totally survive the cliff! He's used to mountains!

You: Reno, Rude, Elena!

[alanahikarichan.livejournal.com]

XD Hmm~ chuck Reno (he'll survive~ by being awesome), one-night-stand with Rude (guh <3 ), marry Elena for being a total cutie and adorable in a flaily kind of way~

Scarlet, Leblanc, and... hmm. And Donna. :3

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

Leblanc totally goes over the cliff, but I toss her nicely. ;) Dona and I have a one night stand, and then I marry Scarlet and we make crazy inventions together. It's true love!

Have I asked you Laguna, Kiros, Ward yet?

[alanahikarichan.livejournal.com]

No, you haven't~ and this one is hard. >: I love Laguna to bits, and Kiros is crazyhot, but how could I toss poor sweet Ward over a cliff? D: *CLINGS TO ALL THREE*

... Sorry, Laguna. *Chucks him* He's a survivor, he'll probably just wash up on a shore somewhere and charm the pants off his rescuer~ then sex with Kiros, and a happy marriage (full of me giving him hugs <3 ) for Ward~

Yuffie, Rikku, Selphie~
(And are you at all into Kingdom Hearts? :3 )

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

Oh, that one is HARD!! Ummmm... can't I keep them all? Alright, I guess in the end, I toss Yuffie - she's a ninja, she'll survive it. Then Selphie and I have a hot shag and I marry Rikku and run away to the desert. ;)

No, I haven't played KH yet. I know, I am very far behind! D:

How about: Yuna, Rikku, Lulu

[alanahikarichan.livejournal.com]

Aww, pity, KH has a great cast of characters~ and Belle from Beauty and the Beast totally kicks ass in KH2, it's fantastic. Not to mention things like Jack Skellington attacking with DANCING~ XD

Ooooh, hard. >: I think Yuna gets the cliff (she actually HAS survived that before! 8D ), I have an awesome night of crazyhot fun with Rikku, and then spend the rest of my life basking in delicious snark~ and being married to a woman who has a gorgeous figure even when she's nine months pregnant. XD

Larsa, Penelo, Vaan.

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

HAHAHA, PREGNANT JOKE. ILU!

Alright, Vaan gets the cliff, because his abs are kind of freaky! I'll have a one-night stand with Larsa because I'm only a little bit pedo, and then Penelo and I will run away and buy an airship together!

Fran, Penelo, Ashe! XD

[alanahikarichan.livejournal.com]

*IS LOVED* XD <3

Ashe gets the cliff-- but only because Fran is so gorgeous and I want to pet her ears (and what better time to do that then a one-night stand?), and because Penelo is adorable and I could totally spend the rest of my life with her, asking how the hell her hair stays like that. :3

*Stalks through your journal to find other shared fandoms*
Chase, Cameron, Foreman! :D