this is a hilarious meme

[seventhe]

stolen from lassarina

Let's have a round of the fuck/marry/cliff game!

Basic rules of the game, if you're unfamiliar: You pick three characters. Any fandom I'm remotely familiar with is good. I then have to choose one of them to fuck, one to marry, and one to throw off a cliff.

To make this equally fun on both sides, I will also say that after I've finished explaining my choices, I'll give a set of three back to you. You can then do the same, and we go on like that until one of us gets bored or distracted by something else!

I'm still laughing at the CONCEPT of this meme. I can't wait to see what you can throw at me.

Comments

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

Oh, and back at you: Edge, Kain, Cecil.

[shanaqui]

Cecil off the cliff because, eh, he does nothing for me. Kain for the one night stand. Edge to marry. Just because Edge is more manageable than Kain.

Joscelin, Phedre, Hyacinthe.

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

AUGHHHH THAT IS DIFFICULT! Sleep with Phedre, because um you don't pass up a chance like that. Marry Joscelin, because <3. Although I don't really want to toss Hyacinthe off the cliff... I suppose he can save himself, though!

(edit) Mal, Simon, Wash

[shanaqui]

Wash off the cliff, because if he slept with me or married me, Zoe would do worse. Mal for the one night stand, Simon to marry.

Yuna, Rikku, Paine.

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

Eeek! Um. Yuna off the cliff, as much as I love her; she can totally save herself. One night with Paine, and then marry Rikku and go on engineering adventures together!

Quistis, Selphie, Rinoa!

[shanaqui]

Rinoa off the cliff, Selphie to sleep with, Quistis to marry.

Tidus, Vaan, Cloud.

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

Vaan goes off the cliff. Sleep with Tidus and then marry Cloud, hopefully knocking him out of TEH EMO.

One close to your heart, haha: Harry Potter, Hermione, Ron!

[shanaqui]

I'm going to kill you. Harry off the cliff, sleep with Ron, marry Hermione.

*glare*

Kefka, Sephiroth, or Seymour. Would you like a side order of batshit with your batshit?

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

LOL. It was on my mind! I still have your entry open! XD

AUGH. Alright, um. Sephiroth goes off the cliff because he is just TOO crazy. I guess I'll have a one night stand with Seymour and then marry Kefka, because at least Kefka and I can TAKE OVER THE WORLD.

Sunshine, Mel, Con!

[shanaqui]

You read my mind, I was going to ask that next! Uhh. Con off a cliff because I think sleeping with a vampire would be creepy, one night stand with Mel, marry Sunshine. Because, uh, good cooking?

Same triad to you!

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

Haha! I think I agree with you; Marry Sunshine for the food, one night with Mel, toss Con. Although one night with Con would be one for the storybooks...

Ummm. Can we delve into legends just to be silly? Robin Hood, Marian, and Will Scarlet?

[shanaqui]

I see Robin Hood BBC for this question, so, toss Robin, sleep with Marian, marry Will. So what if he married Djaq in canon?

Arthur, Lancelot, Guinevere.