THE DAGGER OF KITTIES!!!!

I died in the Dungeon of First Seventhe

I was killed in a circular antechamber by Pseudosex the troll, whilst carrying...

the Shield of Zoe Sama, the Crown of Hilldo, the Wand of Spiderflower, the Dagger of Kitties, the Sceptre of Nashidesei, the Wand of Vampires and 17 gold pieces.

Score: 58

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My own dungeon (Geez, I like what phrases it picked out!):

You are walking through a sand-floored fissure. You notice some graffiti about bourbon.

You are in a moss-covered chamber. Carvings in the rock wall illustrate your mom.
You are in a circular antechamber. You notice a small shrine to your mom.

You are in a misty maze of passages. Bones are scattered in the shape of being a slackass.
You find yourself in a dusty laboratory. Images of being a slackass are carved into the walls.

You are in a crumbling fissure. You notice some graffiti about banging that bitch.

You find yourself in a crumbling throne room. On the wall, a coat of arms shows banging that bitch and beer.



HA. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. PLAY IT NOW.

Then I played hilldo's dungeon because I know him in real life.

( THE ARMOUR OF BEER. )

I am having way too much fun with this.

In other news, I had an awesomely fun-packed weekend, and there will be more on this once I'm not posting from work.