THE DAGGER OF KITTIES!!!!

[seventhe]

I died in the Dungeon of First Seventhe

I was killed in a circular antechamber by Pseudosex the troll, whilst carrying...

the Shield of Zoe Sama, the Crown of Hilldo, the Wand of Spiderflower, the Dagger of Kitties, the Sceptre of Nashidesei, the Wand of Vampires and 17 gold pieces.

Score: 58

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My own dungeon (Geez, I like what phrases it picked out!):

You are walking through a sand-floored fissure. You notice some graffiti about bourbon.

You are in a moss-covered chamber. Carvings in the rock wall illustrate your mom.
You are in a circular antechamber. You notice a small shrine to your mom.

You are in a misty maze of passages. Bones are scattered in the shape of being a slackass.
You find yourself in a dusty laboratory. Images of being a slackass are carved into the walls.

You are in a crumbling fissure. You notice some graffiti about banging that bitch.

You find yourself in a crumbling throne room. On the wall, a coat of arms shows banging that bitch and beer.



HA. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. PLAY IT NOW.

Then I played hilldo's dungeon because I know him in real life.

I escaped from the Dungeon of Hilldo!

I killed The Sabbath One the leprechaun and Everafter118 the floating eye.

I looted a Figurine of Stopper01, the Axe of Star Wars, the Armour of Beer and 30 gold pieces.

Score: 80

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Favourites:
You are walking through a cramped pit. Carvings in the rock wall illustrate pirates.

You are in an uneven passage. Bones are scattered in the shape of tron.

You quaff the potion marked 'THEPICTUREGIRL'. It tastes like big bunny.

You are walking through an unnatural fissure. Crude images of butter are daubed on the walls.



I am having way too much fun with this.

In other news, I had an awesomely fun-packed weekend, and there will be more on this once I'm not posting from work.

Comments

[hilldo.livejournal.com]

I like the dagger of kitties. haha.

I scored 100 and lived. I just wanted my crown back really, even though it came from BK.

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

The Crown of Hilldo and the Armour of Beer.

I think my favourite ever is still "You are in a crumbling fissure. You notice some graffiti about banging that bitch. "

[hilldo.livejournal.com]

I think I walked right by that and was not reading anymore at that point. I will have to try it again.

Ya and I don't know about you but I am still not awake today...I blame the sun.

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

OGOD. So my hot water heater totally blew a leak last night and sent about 3 inches of water all over my bathroom AND kitchen floors and flooded the apartment building DOWN TO THE FIRST FLOOR. The maintenance guy came in about 12:00 midnight, scaring the utter crap out of me, and of course I ended up at the italian one's since, duh, I HAVE NO FUCKING HOT WATER.

So yeah I was up until like 2:30. I am also very, very sunburnt. Went out at lunch and bought aloe.

[hilldo.livejournal.com]

Whoa that sucks. So you are probably sleepier than I.

Perhaps you should wear suncreen so you don't turn into a 30 year old who looks like she is 40.

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

I should have worn sunscreen but I am kind of a dumbass. Also I never used to burn, ever. Apparently too many years of office jobs have ruined that for me.

[hilldo.livejournal.com]

I found smarties so today is now 10x better than it was a few minutes ago.

not 1
not 2
10!

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

i bought dark chocolate at lunch. dark chocolate = for the win.

[hilldo.livejournal.com]

dark chocolate = for the meunstal women.


I will however find the biggest bar of dark chocolate I can find and give it to you so Jeff can call you chubbs.

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

He already calls me chubbs, does that count?

I only want to be like Fat Jenny...

[hilldo.livejournal.com]

Remind me to hit him for calling you that, although you can defend yourself just fine with your pointy little teeth.

no...please no...the world already has enough of that sort of thing.

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

I BITE YOU HA HA HA.

[(Anonymous)]

You find yourself in a cavernous fissure. You hear the sound of pippin in the distance.

:(:(:(:(

[(Anonymous)]

I died in the Dungeon of First Seventhe

I was killed in a gloomy fissure by a tainted potion, whilst carrying...

the Sword of Cendrillo, the Wand of Vampires, the Shield of Ovo Lexa, the Sceptre of Beer, a Figurine of Siva630, the Crown of Hilldo and 104 gold pieces.

Score: 127

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[(Anonymous)]

THE TAINTED POTION WAS LABELED "PNIPI"

[(Anonymous)]

I died in the Dungeon of First Seventhe

I was killed in a rough-walled alcove by Kaasan the goblin, whilst carrying...

the Crown of Hilldo, the Shield of Ovo Lexa, the Wand of Vampires, the Wand of Spiderflower, the Dagger of Kitties, the Sceptre of Nashidesei, the Sword of Cendrillo, the Shield of Zoe Sama, the Sceptre of Beer, a Figurine of Siva630, the Sceptre of Cowboy Bebop, the Sceptre of Deadshrimpblues, the Crown of Prettiestclone and 183 gold pieces.

Score: 241

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OMFG HOW DO YOU GET OUT

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

You can hit "escape the dungeon", which is on the right, below the menu. XD

[(Anonymous)]

psssh. that's lame. i thought you'd get to a room that was like "you enter this room. it's awesome in here. you basically win the world"

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

well ... i assume there's a way out ... i never found it XD

[hilldo.livejournal.com]

My nephew is about 5 feet away and is like "ARE YOU EEEEEEEMAILING" and I was like umm maybe.

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHAAAAA.

HI NEPHEW. SAY DIRTY WORDS. TELL JAMES HE HAS A HUGE COCK house.

[hilldo.livejournal.com]

That is one of the last things I want to hear my nephew say, which is why you will not meet them. :P

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

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...DAMNS.