THE DAGGER OF KITTIES!!!!

[seventhe]

I died in the Dungeon of First Seventhe

I was killed in a circular antechamber by Pseudosex the troll, whilst carrying...

the Shield of Zoe Sama, the Crown of Hilldo, the Wand of Spiderflower, the Dagger of Kitties, the Sceptre of Nashidesei, the Wand of Vampires and 17 gold pieces.

Score: 58

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My own dungeon (Geez, I like what phrases it picked out!):

You are walking through a sand-floored fissure. You notice some graffiti about bourbon.

You are in a moss-covered chamber. Carvings in the rock wall illustrate your mom.
You are in a circular antechamber. You notice a small shrine to your mom.

You are in a misty maze of passages. Bones are scattered in the shape of being a slackass.
You find yourself in a dusty laboratory. Images of being a slackass are carved into the walls.

You are in a crumbling fissure. You notice some graffiti about banging that bitch.

You find yourself in a crumbling throne room. On the wall, a coat of arms shows banging that bitch and beer.



HA. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. PLAY IT NOW.

Then I played hilldo's dungeon because I know him in real life.

I escaped from the Dungeon of Hilldo!

I killed The Sabbath One the leprechaun and Everafter118 the floating eye.

I looted a Figurine of Stopper01, the Axe of Star Wars, the Armour of Beer and 30 gold pieces.

Score: 80

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Favourites:
You are walking through a cramped pit. Carvings in the rock wall illustrate pirates.

You are in an uneven passage. Bones are scattered in the shape of tron.

You quaff the potion marked 'THEPICTUREGIRL'. It tastes like big bunny.

You are walking through an unnatural fissure. Crude images of butter are daubed on the walls.



I am having way too much fun with this.

In other news, I had an awesomely fun-packed weekend, and there will be more on this once I'm not posting from work.

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

I died in the Dungeon of First Seventhe

I was killed in a gloomy fissure by a tainted potion, whilst carrying...

the Sword of Cendrillo, the Wand of Vampires, the Shield of Ovo Lexa, the Sceptre of Beer, a Figurine of Siva630, the Crown of Hilldo and 104 gold pieces.

Score: 127

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[(Anonymous)]

THE TAINTED POTION WAS LABELED "PNIPI"

[(Anonymous)]

I died in the Dungeon of First Seventhe

I was killed in a rough-walled alcove by Kaasan the goblin, whilst carrying...

the Crown of Hilldo, the Shield of Ovo Lexa, the Wand of Vampires, the Wand of Spiderflower, the Dagger of Kitties, the Sceptre of Nashidesei, the Sword of Cendrillo, the Shield of Zoe Sama, the Sceptre of Beer, a Figurine of Siva630, the Sceptre of Cowboy Bebop, the Sceptre of Deadshrimpblues, the Crown of Prettiestclone and 183 gold pieces.

Score: 241

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OMFG HOW DO YOU GET OUT

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

You can hit "escape the dungeon", which is on the right, below the menu. XD

[(Anonymous)]

psssh. that's lame. i thought you'd get to a room that was like "you enter this room. it's awesome in here. you basically win the world"

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

well ... i assume there's a way out ... i never found it XD