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[seventhe]

#1 - phoenixmonthly's first issue is here! Issue #1 - read it, print it, love it! Everybody did an excellent job on this, and I'm pretty stoked about it. It will only get better!

#2 - People who talk to you in restaurants are weird. This is why I'm going to hell -- a little old lady leans over and wants to talk about my sandwich and her pie, and a small part of me just wants to say "Excuse me, but we're eating lunch here, ma'am."

#3 - FFDQ CONVENTION / COSPLAY EDITION!

Comments

[albijuli]

"Excuse me, but we're eating lunch here, ma'am."

You should have done it anyway. The irony would've been too awesome to calculate. she would have exploded.

You may be going to hell, but I'm driving the fucking bus! You're sitting in the back.

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

I KIND OF WANT YOU TO EXPLAIN THAT ICON

BUT IT'S ALMOST FUNNIER WITH NO EXPLANATION AT ALL

[albijuli]

THERE IS NO EXPLANATION.

SERIOUSLY. NONE.

SQUALL IS NOT A SNACK.

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

IT'S REALLY FUNNY. IT TAKES A DOUBLE TAKE, THOUGH.

[heybitchmove.livejournal.com]

#1 - Yes. Oh my God, YES! It's so...so...SHINY. I love it!

#2 - WTF? See, this is why I don't like the elderly. Because they have one foot in the grave already, they insist on ruining what's left of everyone else's lives. AND THEY STILL LET THEM DRIVE!

#3 - Zeromus cosplay? Are you serious? DO YOU NOT SEE THE IMPLICATIONS?!!

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

Re: #3: OH, BUT I DO. MWA HA HA.

[safety-caesars.livejournal.com]

#2 HAPPENED TO ME ON THE BUS TODAY

Normally I'm listening to my iPod so I have an excuse to ignore anyone and everyone around me, but today I decided to be ~*literate*~ and read during my commute, since I just got the first two Vampire Hunter D novels. So we're sitting in ass traffic, and the woman next to me will NOT SHUT UP commenting on the traffic, and what the other cars are doing, and "oh look he's finally moved!" I'm like... DUDE. ARE YOU FROM OUT OF TOWN OR SOMETHING, YOU DON'T MAKE SMALL TALK ON PITTSBURGH CITY BUSES.

So then she takes out a book of her own, and looks at mine and goes, "Ooh! Are you reading about a vampire too?" I go, "...Yeah." And she shows me the cover of the latest Twilight book and I'm like LOL GO DIE NOW.

That's my story!

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHA CRAZY TWILIGHT FANS

But yeah, why is it so hard for some people to keep to their own space? I don't even mind the question "What sandwich is that, it looks delicious" in a restaurant, since you know, it's a restaurant and maybe they want to know for next time. But when I answer you and you take the opportunity to go ON AND ON about how your meal WASN'T AS GOOD AS THE SAMMICH and all of that... sorry, tuning you out now!