totally fun links of the day!

[seventhe]

Foreclosed Country of Violent Dope-Addict Fatsos Also On Fire (Or Under Water) - today's feel-good news!

I'm Doing My Inconsequential Part For The Environment - "Together, we can make an unbelievably negligible difference."

There's Hope For Today's Teens - Sorta - a survey of teens, young women, body image (links in the article)

The Secret Life of the American Teenager - jesusfuck, this sounds like a really bad fanfic. I fucking hate television.

Don't Be Afraid To Air Your Lady Problems In Public - an article for the women. Go to the doctor. I love you all.

New Wave of Shopping? - okay, I don't really get this one, but the concept certainly needs applauding: women's clothing that fits! yay!

CRONO TRIGGER DS - HOLY FUCKING SHIT AK;LSDKL;ASKDL;ASKD;A;;;;;;;;;!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111

Lewis Black's book on religion - includes a funny quote on religion in the Presidency

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Comments

[safety-caesars.livejournal.com]

GHHGHAAGGGHHHGGHHHHH FOAMING AT THE MOUTH

(I am so excited yet this is still just another jab at my heart because more than anything I want FFVI for the DS!!!!! T_T They're like, "we're gonna take on a million other awesome projects before we even think about redoing FFVI, suckas")

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

(Ah, but I'm looking at it in terms of "Hey, we haven't forgotten about these old-school games that are still really fucking good, guys" which means that FFVI might be in the future.

BECAUSE, UM, LKASJDLKASJDKL. TERRA AND CELES IN 3-D. FORGIVE ME WHILE I GO EXPLODE.)

[safety-caesars.livejournal.com]

I EXPLODED A LITTLE BIT JUST THINKING ABOUT IT. CURRENTLY WIPING BRAIN BITS OFF MY MONITOR.

KEFKA IN 3-D!!

3-D CUTSCENE OF THE OPERA!!

OMG LOCKE'S FACE THIS TIME

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

UM, CRAP, THAT'S DEFINITELY MY BRAIN EXPLODING.

3-D CUTSCENE OF THE OPERA. I JUST SPLOOGED EVERYWHERE. ;)

[salarta.livejournal.com]

I THINK YOU GAVE AWAY THE NOT SO SECRET TRUE MEANING BEHIND YOUR BRAIN EXPLODING.

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

UHHHHHHHHHHH

WHAT

...CRAP.

[salarta.livejournal.com]

FOR LITTLE GIRLS?

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

MY GOAL WAS TO HAVE THE SCARIEST ICON EVER. I THINK I WIN?

[salarta.livejournal.com]

FOR NOW, YOU DO INDEED WIN.

[safety-caesars.livejournal.com]

HEY TERRA AND CELES ARE BOTH 18 SO IT'S LEGAL

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

THIS IS A GOOD POINT. AREN'T HALF OF THE FF8 CHARACTERS TECHNICALLY UNDERAGE??

[safety-caesars.livejournal.com]

YEAH WTF I CAN'T REALLY IMAGINE THAT SQUALL IS 17 BECAUSE IF I KNEW A 17-YEAR-OLD WHO ACTED LIKE THAT I'D MESS HIM UP GOOD CUZ I'M OLDER THAN HIM AND IT IS MY RIGHT D-:

I always feel weird when I find out how young some characters are. Like, I had no idea Cecil and Rosa were 19-20 until recently. SUP WITH THAT, YOU CAN'T BE FROM THE MOON AND SAVE THE EARTH AND BECOME A KING AND MARRY YOUR GIRLFRIEND WHEN YOU'RE 20, I'M 21 AND I HAVEN'T DONE HALF THAT STUFF except play a video game and live vicariously through it ;_;

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

HAHAHA it makes me cry a little inside, because I am 26 and I'm totally TOO OLD TO BE HOT, FR SRS. According to fandom anyway.

[astrangerenters.livejournal.com]

Because I'm a ho bag, I consider the FF8 cast to be my age. When did it come out? 1999? So obviously, Squall was 17. In 1999. He's perfectly and legally bangable now, come on.

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

Squall at 26 is a kind of terrifying thought. Is he still at Garden? Is he still with Rinoa? Has he learned to use sentences? STAY TUNED

[astrangerenters.livejournal.com]

Yes.

Probably, unless she dumped him.

My sources say no.

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

Ask your sources whether he's had a sexy reconciliation with Laguna.

[astrangerenters.livejournal.com]

Wouldn't it be hilarious if Rinoa dumped Squall for Laguna??!?!

Um, my sources are fuzzy on this one *shakes Magic 8 ball*

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

Rinoa: Laguna's more mature than you'll ever be, Squall! Plus, he has a way better sense of humor, and doesn't kill things for a living. And I get to be Queen of Esthar! Hee!

Squall: *to Laguna* How could you do this to me?!

Laguna: *shrugs* She looks like Julia. I can't really help it.

[salarta.livejournal.com]

BUT THAT DOES NOT EXPLAIN WHAT KEFKA DID TO TERRA ALL THOSE YEARS. THAT POOR GIRL, FORCED TO DRESS UP IN ALL KINDS OF CUTESY ENDEARING OUTFITS.

[salarta.livejournal.com]

I have fanart to this effect back home, too. Can't post it now because I'm at werk.

[mad-rex.livejournal.com]

Hey, they remade FF4!

They also remade Dragon Quest 4...and now they're working on 5 and 6.

Good sign, maybe? (I hope I hope I hope)