right from Yahoo.com:

[seventhe]

Today's Top Searches
1. Carrie Underwood
2. Terri Seymour
3. Election Results
4. Kung Fu Panda
5. Electoral Maps
6. 2009 Toyota Prius
7. Patrick Swayze
8. Tasmanian Devils
9. Ovarian Cancer
10. Pork Chop Recipes

So the election ranks #3, behind Carrie Underwood and someone I've never heard of.

And it's good to know someone out there is still thinking about Pork Chop Sandwiches.

Comments

[venefica-aura.livejournal.com]

Well, everyone's political around election time. Now it'll go back to the usual indifference. XD

[churched.livejournal.com]

Terri Seymour is a VJ and Simon Cowell's long term fag hag girlfriend.

[clarify.livejournal.com]

...people google the strangest things.

[katmillia.livejournal.com]

WHY IS PORK CHOP RECIPES NOT #1????

And I am related to Patrick Swayze. This makes me awesome in terms of yahoo searching!

[hilldo.livejournal.com]

I just did a search for "porn" on yahoo...ya know just to even things out.

And no, I didn't do that from work. :P

PATRICK SWAYZE UPDATE

[astrangerenters.livejournal.com]

SEV SEV SEV SEV SEV, THIS IS THE CITY I LIVE IN. I AM NOT KIDDING.

Patrick Swayze Avoids Quarantine
Corn starch causes scare during 'The Beast' taping
By Matt Bartosik

Did you hear the one about Patrick Swayze, the Comcast employee with some corn starch in Berwyn? It's no joke.

On Tuesday afternoon, a Comcast employee walked into the Berwyn Police Department with a box leaking white powder. Understandably concerned, he wanted to report the suspicious package to the police.

Authorities found that the substance was not cocaine, leading them to worry that it could be anthrax.

Two sergeants, a detective, a radio operator, and the Comcast worker were all placed under quarantine immediately.

Actor Patrick Swayze, best known for his role in Dirty Dancing, was also in the station house, filming for his new A&E series "The Beast". He did not come into contact with the powder. He, however, was not quarantined.

You know how the story ends. Corn starch. We can't make this stuff up.

[youffie-17.livejournal.com]

I googled American elections' results, if anything. X°3

And I do hope things are going to be better from now on.

[heyheyrenay.livejournal.com]

Dude, the Prius is pretty sexy. A road trip would be cheaper and have less of a carbon footprint!

[safety-caesars.livejournal.com]

WHO THE FUCK IS GOOGLING "TASMANIAN DEVILS" AND WHY IS THE MORE THAN ONE PERSON DOING IT