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So the election ranks #3, behind Carrie Underwood and someone I've never heard of.

And it's good to know someone out there is still thinking about Pork Chop Sandwiches.

PATRICK SWAYZE UPDATE

Date: 2008-11-05 05:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] astrangerenters.livejournal.com
SEV SEV SEV SEV SEV, THIS IS THE CITY I LIVE IN. I AM NOT KIDDING.

Patrick Swayze Avoids Quarantine
Corn starch causes scare during 'The Beast' taping
By Matt Bartosik

Did you hear the one about Patrick Swayze, the Comcast employee with some corn starch in Berwyn? It's no joke.

On Tuesday afternoon, a Comcast employee walked into the Berwyn Police Department with a box leaking white powder. Understandably concerned, he wanted to report the suspicious package to the police.

Authorities found that the substance was not cocaine, leading them to worry that it could be anthrax.

Two sergeants, a detective, a radio operator, and the Comcast worker were all placed under quarantine immediately.

Actor Patrick Swayze, best known for his role in Dirty Dancing, was also in the station house, filming for his new A&E series "The Beast". He did not come into contact with the powder. He, however, was not quarantined.

You know how the story ends. Corn starch. We can't make this stuff up.

Re: PATRICK SWAYZE UPDATE

Date: 2008-11-05 05:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] first-seventhe.livejournal.com
HAHAHAHA OH MY GOD I WISH THEY HAD QUARANTINED HIM

Re: PATRICK SWAYZE UPDATE

Date: 2008-11-05 05:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] first-seventhe.livejournal.com
p.s. WHY ARE YOU NOT HUNTING HIM DOWN LIKE RIGHT NOW

Re: PATRICK SWAYZE UPDATE

Date: 2008-11-05 05:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] astrangerenters.livejournal.com
BECAUSE I WORK 20 MILES AWAY.

...I COULD PROBABLY CALL MY MOM BUT SHE IS A BITCH AND LEAVES THE PHONE OFF THE HOOK ALL DAY FOR REASONS UNKNOWN TO ME SINCE WE DON'T REALLY GET TELEMARKETING CALLS.

Re: PATRICK SWAYZE UPDATE

Date: 2008-11-05 06:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] first-seventhe.livejournal.com
MAAAAAAAAAN I WAS HOPING FOR SOME PATRICK SWAYZE INSIDER PHOTOS

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