right from Yahoo.com:

[seventhe]

Today's Top Searches
1. Carrie Underwood
2. Terri Seymour
3. Election Results
4. Kung Fu Panda
5. Electoral Maps
6. 2009 Toyota Prius
7. Patrick Swayze
8. Tasmanian Devils
9. Ovarian Cancer
10. Pork Chop Recipes

So the election ranks #3, behind Carrie Underwood and someone I've never heard of.

And it's good to know someone out there is still thinking about Pork Chop Sandwiches.

Comments

[venefica-aura.livejournal.com]

Well, everyone's political around election time. Now it'll go back to the usual indifference. XD

[churched.livejournal.com]

Terri Seymour is a VJ and Simon Cowell's long term fag hag girlfriend.

[clarify.livejournal.com]

...people google the strangest things.

[clarify.livejournal.com]

er, Yahoo rather

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

How embarrassing, I'm showing my dumb here... what's a VJ? Is that like a DJ only for videos, or are we using the abbreviation for "vajayjay" here? XDD

[clarify.livejournal.com]

...Google's is a little more election oriented.

[churched.livejournal.com]

LOL! Not quite. A VJ is like a DJ, but more visual about it. :) You know all those TV personalities on Much Music? Or, um, the American version of Much Music? That's a VJ.

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

Wow, you're right. Maybe Yahoo is just full of people who don't care? XDD

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

OKAY, GOTCHA. I know exactly what you mean now! XD

[katmillia.livejournal.com]

WHY IS PORK CHOP RECIPES NOT #1????

And I am related to Patrick Swayze. This makes me awesome in terms of yahoo searching!

[churched.livejournal.com]

ALTHOUGH IT MIGHT ALSO STAND FOR THE MIGHTY VAGINA. WHO KNOWS?

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

OKAY FOR SOME REASON THIS MADE ME LAUGH, REALLY REALLY HARD

DAMN YOU. COFFEE IN NOSE.

[astrangerenters.livejournal.com]

Thank you, Google. I was wondering that myself.

11. michelle obama s dress

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

I GUESS THE QUESTION IS NOW, IS SHE OR IS SHE NOT A VAGINA??

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

Michelle is wearing a furry apron!

[katmillia.livejournal.com]

WELL YOU KNOW I ROLL LIKE THAT.

COFFEE-IN-NOSE COULD BE MY BATTLE CRY.

[churched.livejournal.com]

THE MYSTERY CONTINUES.

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

I NEED TO REMEMBER EVERYTHING YOU SAY COMES WITH A DISTINCT COFFEE WARNING

[clarify.livejournal.com]

69. obama antichrist

whut.

[katmillia.livejournal.com]

THIS IS PRETTY MUCH TRUFAX xD

[hilldo.livejournal.com]

I just did a search for "porn" on yahoo...ya know just to even things out.

And no, I didn't do that from work. :P

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

Why are you at home? Are you sick?

PATRICK SWAYZE UPDATE

[astrangerenters.livejournal.com]

SEV SEV SEV SEV SEV, THIS IS THE CITY I LIVE IN. I AM NOT KIDDING.

Patrick Swayze Avoids Quarantine
Corn starch causes scare during 'The Beast' taping
By Matt Bartosik

Did you hear the one about Patrick Swayze, the Comcast employee with some corn starch in Berwyn? It's no joke.

On Tuesday afternoon, a Comcast employee walked into the Berwyn Police Department with a box leaking white powder. Understandably concerned, he wanted to report the suspicious package to the police.

Authorities found that the substance was not cocaine, leading them to worry that it could be anthrax.

Two sergeants, a detective, a radio operator, and the Comcast worker were all placed under quarantine immediately.

Actor Patrick Swayze, best known for his role in Dirty Dancing, was also in the station house, filming for his new A&E series "The Beast". He did not come into contact with the powder. He, however, was not quarantined.

You know how the story ends. Corn starch. We can't make this stuff up.

Re: PATRICK SWAYZE UPDATE

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHA OH MY GOD I WISH THEY HAD QUARANTINED HIM

Re: PATRICK SWAYZE UPDATE

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

p.s. WHY ARE YOU NOT HUNTING HIM DOWN LIKE RIGHT NOW

[hilldo.livejournal.com]

I was there for lunch. I may search for dumb things at work (how to make crystal meth heh) but not porn!

Re: PATRICK SWAYZE UPDATE

[astrangerenters.livejournal.com]

BECAUSE I WORK 20 MILES AWAY.

...I COULD PROBABLY CALL MY MOM BUT SHE IS A BITCH AND LEAVES THE PHONE OFF THE HOOK ALL DAY FOR REASONS UNKNOWN TO ME SINCE WE DON'T REALLY GET TELEMARKETING CALLS.

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

Probably a good idea! Although with what we get away with at our jobs, maybe they wouldn't see...

Re: PATRICK SWAYZE UPDATE

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

MAAAAAAAAAN I WAS HOPING FOR SOME PATRICK SWAYZE INSIDER PHOTOS

[hilldo.livejournal.com]

Whatever, some guy in each of our IT departments is probably a closet Sir Hilldo fan, that's the only reason they haven't fired us yet :)

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

Once we start getting anonymous "post faster bitches!" comments, we'll know for sure!

[hilldo.livejournal.com]

Hey, why is my homepage google docs? Why is the sir hilldo community bookmarked? Why is their naughty fan art of Grace and the kitty as my background!!!!!!!

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

How come every time I try to open Powerpoint it goes directly into the latest chapter?!??

[hilldo.livejournal.com]

Why does the following message box keep coming up??

(Ha, guess I gotta email it to you since I can't get to any image hosting sites here! lame.)

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

THAT IS GOING UP IN THE COMMUNITY AS SOON AS I GET HOME

[hilldo.livejournal.com]

I figured you'd appreciate that. :)

[youffie-17.livejournal.com]

I googled American elections' results, if anything. X°3

And I do hope things are going to be better from now on.

[heyheyrenay.livejournal.com]

Dude, the Prius is pretty sexy. A road trip would be cheaper and have less of a carbon footprint!

[safety-caesars.livejournal.com]

WHO THE FUCK IS GOOGLING "TASMANIAN DEVILS" AND WHY IS THE MORE THAN ONE PERSON DOING IT