this just in

[seventhe]

Other than the 2 hours I have to go into work tomorrow for a meeting (ON MY DAY OFF) that I can't get out of as I am presenting data...

...I don't have to work for the next 10 days.

I don't think I've had a break that long since Jimmary got married.

I don't even know what to do with myself. WHAT DO I DO WITH MYSELF, INTERNET? Leave me some suggestions!

(I guarantee to promptly ignore them since I am MOVING and then TRAVELING FOR THANKSGIVING over this period, but hey, it'll be funny right)

Comments

[whitemage]

TRY TO SET A WORLD RECORD FOR CONSECUTIVE HOURS WITHOUT PANTS.

You can totally get away with in in the car, too. If you don't get pulled over.

Otherwise, idk, teach your cats Finnish?

[lassarina]

MASTURBATE

WRITE PORN

READ PORN

....there is a trend here!

enjoy yourself, baby <3

[seventhe]

OH IT'S ON

MY FAMILY WILL GET OVER IT

[seventhe]

REPEAT UNTIL TUESDAY

[feywood]

KNIT x10000000000

[lil-1337.livejournal.com]

10 days off sounds wonderful though it would be better without the moving part. Traveling could be good or bad depending on where you are going and what you are doing.

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

Moving is hard, but it will all be done by Monday, because I say so. XD And then it's Thanksgiving with the fam, which is both good and bad (fun to party with family, but stressful and busy traveling, right?)

But still TEN DAYS WHAT DO I DO

[notraffic.livejournal.com]

I vote write porn.

Preferably when Trowa is there.

And Heero is there.

And there are cocks.

Somewhere in France.

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

OH LOOK, A DELICIOUS PROMPT.

there may not be pants involved in this

[notraffic.livejournal.com]

Trowa's just been looking for an excuse to shed those high-waisted stonewashed jeans.

[lil-1337.livejournal.com]

Reading, writing, cleaning, watching tv that you normally don't have time for. Glorious sleeping in. Spending time with friends and relaxing.

I'VE USED THIS JOKE BEFORE BUT

[safety-caesars.livejournal.com]

HERE'S A LIST OF THINGS TO DO:

Talk to corporate
Approve memos
Lead a workshop
Remember birthdays
Direct workflow
Your own bathroom
Micro manage
Promote synergy
Hit on Debra
Get rejected
Swallow sadness
Send some faxes
Call a sex line
Cry deeply
Demand a refund
Eat a bagel
Harassment lawsuit
No promotion
Fifth of vodka
Shit on Debra's desk
Buy a gun
In your mouth
...
Pussy out
Puke on Debra's desk
Jump out the window
Suck a dude's dick
Score some coke
Crash your car
Suck your own dick
Eat some chicken strips
Chop your balls off
Black out in the sewer
Meet a giant fish
Fuck his brains out
Turn into a jet
Bomb the Russians
Crash into the sun
Now you're dead

[katmillia.livejournal.com]

well obviously you should write my epic squall/ellone prompt, duh!!!!

Re: I'VE USED THIS JOKE BEFORE BUT

[katmillia.livejournal.com]

i totally think we can get most of these crossed off in one night with the right box of wine

[madisuzy.livejournal.com]

10 days off and moving and traveling?

Drink... losts of bad stuff. And I second notraffic's suggestion of porn writing.

Re: I'VE USED THIS JOKE BEFORE BUT

[safety-caesars.livejournal.com]

CHALLENGE ACCEPTED

[salarta.livejournal.com]

COOK BACON.

THEN EAT IT.

THEN COOK SOME MORE BACON.

Okay, I got nothing. :P

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

And Heero already lost the spandex

[notraffic.livejournal.com]

Thank god for the SPECIAL PRONZ EDITION of What Not To Wear.