this just in

[seventhe]

Other than the 2 hours I have to go into work tomorrow for a meeting (ON MY DAY OFF) that I can't get out of as I am presenting data...

...I don't have to work for the next 10 days.

I don't think I've had a break that long since Jimmary got married.

I don't even know what to do with myself. WHAT DO I DO WITH MYSELF, INTERNET? Leave me some suggestions!

(I guarantee to promptly ignore them since I am MOVING and then TRAVELING FOR THANKSGIVING over this period, but hey, it'll be funny right)

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HERE'S A LIST OF THINGS TO DO:

Talk to corporate
Approve memos
Lead a workshop
Remember birthdays
Direct workflow
Your own bathroom
Micro manage
Promote synergy
Hit on Debra
Get rejected
Swallow sadness
Send some faxes
Call a sex line
Cry deeply
Demand a refund
Eat a bagel
Harassment lawsuit
No promotion
Fifth of vodka
Shit on Debra's desk
Buy a gun
In your mouth
...
Pussy out
Puke on Debra's desk
Jump out the window
Suck a dude's dick
Score some coke
Crash your car
Suck your own dick
Eat some chicken strips
Chop your balls off
Black out in the sewer
Meet a giant fish
Fuck his brains out
Turn into a jet
Bomb the Russians
Crash into the sun
Now you're dead

Re: I'VE USED THIS JOKE BEFORE BUT

[katmillia.livejournal.com]

i totally think we can get most of these crossed off in one night with the right box of wine

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