why not

[seventhe]

Stole from Tubby :D

Give me a character(/person) from any fandom I know at least fairly well, and I will tell you:

A) My OTP
B) The runner up
C) The anti-ship
D) My unpopular fannish opinion on said character
E) One person he/she never fell in love with, and why

Comments

[temples]

Raine Leonhart.

[seventhe]

A) Oh, oh, Raine/Laguna, always
B) Runner-up: Raine/Kiros!
C) Anti-ship? Who else does Raine get shipped with?
D) If Raine hadn't been so stubborn, FF8 might have turned out very differently.
E) ...again, who does Raine get shipped with? ADEL?

[temples]

Clearly we need more cross-game crack pairings for Raine.

Raine/Vayne (because their names rhyme).
Raine/Kain (again, rhyming).
Raine/Balthier/Fran.
Raine/Zeromus.

EDITED BECAUSE I CAN SPELL, OKAY

I CAN

>_>

[deadshrimpblues.livejournal.com]

Oh you know what's coming from me.

Shera.

BAM.

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

(A) OBVIOUSLY SHERA/CID, there is no arguing here over the beautiful brilliant dysfunctionality of that relationship

(B) Runner-up: I am going with Shera/Tifa, because you know that tea would kick your ass.

(C) not sure I have an anti-ship; mainly because Shera needs some more love!

(D) UNPOPULAR OPINION? THAT I LIKE HER? IDK. Maybe that I don't necessarily completely discard and/or malign her as an unsalvageable doormat? :/

(E) Vincent, although they'd have a perfectly happy platonic relationship in which Vincent killed all the spiders and Shera removed the snakes from the garden and they both grew old on freshly-baked bread and thwarted science experiments.

[venefica-aura.livejournal.com]

*has totally written a Vincent/Shera before, because Cid and Tifa ran off together* XD

FF7 is OMNISHIPPABLE.

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

7 AND 8 ARE BOTH OMNI-SHIPPABLE OKAY

And I liked your Shera/Vincent! I just don't ship myself? One of those. I find I don't really ship Vincent with much. (Except Tifa?)

[katmillia.livejournal.com]

Palom

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

(A) DUR I WONDER. Palom/Porom will always be my ship.

(B) man, two options: Palom/Ursula, or actually Palom/Rydia for ultimate cougar-i-tude and black magic sex and it runs the line of age squick sooooo good, baby

(C) I'm going with Palom/Leonora even though I haven't finished that game

(D) unpopular opinion! That I like him! And that he grows up to be a jackass, maybe, but he really just wants to protect his sister (HUR HUR) and be awesome.

(E) Rosa; he just doesn't buy it. Porom's a white mage too, and Porom - for all that she's annoying - is way more interesting.

[astrangerenters.livejournal.com]

THAT GUY

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

(A) ULTIMATE OTP: THAT GUY / MALBORO

(B) runner up: That Guy / Kain. Kain would be too busy creepersharking Rosa to notice That Guy creepersharking everything else ever.

(C) anti-ship: That Guy / Anyone I Know

(D) UNPOPULAR OPINION: THAT GUY CANNOT BE HEALED BY TRUE LOVE. HE WILL NOT BE TURNED AWAY FROM THE DARK PATH HE IS ON MY YOUR SHINING BEAUTY. Healing cock, however? Worth a try.

(E) ROGUE TOMATO.

[safety-caesars.livejournal.com]

I FEEL LIKE I'VE HEARD THIS BEFORE

[venefica-aura.livejournal.com]

Yuffie. Because she's been in my head lately. XD

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

(A) Yuffie/Reno, or Yuffie/Cloud - I can't actually decide which I prefer

(B) Yuffie/Cid, Yuffie/Any Turk

(C) ffffffffff? Yuffie/Vincent, I guess, but I've read some really good ones I quite like. So maybe not anti- as much as not-preferred?

(D) that Yuffie's loud outer shell hides an inner softie? NOPE. Unpopular opinion: Yuffie's just gonna grow up to be loud, sarcastic, a little snarky and a lot selfish, and she's gonna kick ass while doing it. So ha!

(E) Sephiroth. For obvious reasons, really.

[owlmoose.livejournal.com]

Auron! (ha ha I beat Mugs to it for once)

[muggy-mountain.livejournal.com]

...YOU!

[owlmoose.livejournal.com]

Mwahahahah!!

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

(A) AURON/BRASKA/JECHT
(B) Auron/Lulu!
(C) ...Auron/Tidus; just not feeling it?
(D) Auron doesn't hate Rikku. >.>
(E) AURON LOVES EVERYONE Kimahri, although he had to fight a manly man-crush once in a while when Kimahri started learning his Breaks.

[safety-caesars.livejournal.com]

LOCKE (WANTS COCKE)

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

(A) LOCKE/CELES 4-EVA
(B) Locke/Terra DON'T JUDGE ME BRO. Also, Locke/Edgar.
(C) Locke/You (too much douchebaggery)
(D) Locke really has a lot of growing up to do before he can be useful in a relationship to anybody.
(E) I am starting to hate (E). I don't have any good answers.

[safety-caesars.livejournal.com]

LOCKE/CELES/TERRA THREESOME HERE WE GO

LOL yeah though, FF6 is like filled with people who don't know jack shit about relationships XD

OBVIOUSLY E) IS LOCKE/ZEROMUS. LOCKE SAYS HE WANTS COCKE, BUT BLEEDING COCKE IS A BIT TOO MUCH FOR HIM TO HANDLE.

[fatadellaluce.livejournal.com]

Shelinda

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

(A) SHELINDA/BROTHER DON'T JUDGE
(B) Hmm! Shelinda/Maroda although this probably reveals that I don't know anyone's age ever >.>
(C) don't really have an anti-ship!
(D) Shelinda should have gotten a pair of guns and been an alternate character in X-2
(E) Yevon. She tried so hard, too.

[fatadellaluce.livejournal.com]

A) I WON"T JUDGE. Though I never thought about that ship, but I'm kinda feeling it. Lookout my OTP Baralai/Shelinda

B.) I totally forgot who he was >.>

C.) Many possilities are open then >:)

D.) That owul have been amazing. I feel her microphone could have been some type of mini bazooka gun thing.

E.) Oh Yevon, so many issues

[muggy-mountain.livejournal.com]

Jjjjecht!

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

(A) AURON/BRASKA/JECHT. BASICALLY.
(B) Jecht/his wife, man!
(C) Jecht/ladies in Spira. He went from self-absorbed to Braska-absorbed with no real downtime inbetween.
(D) Jecht had heard rumors about the pilgrimage from the get-go; he just pretended to not believe them for a very long time.
(E) Himself. As much as he appeared to love himself the best, he knew how much of a douchebag he was.

[wallwalker.livejournal.com]

Um, um, um... Rosa? Y/N?

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

(A) Rosa/Cecil
(B) Rosa/Rydia!
(C) ? None that I can think of?
(D) Rosa has a spine of steel (which only shows under certain circumstances) and a subtle sense of humor (which only people she trusts get to see).
(E) Rosa/Kain. Some days she wishes she could.

[pixiestixgirl.livejournal.com]

Edward.

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

UNLESS YOU MEAN EDWARD CULLEN AT WHICH POINT MY ANSWER TO EVERYTHING IS EDWARD/ME

(A) Edward/Anna!
(B) Edward/Hal (shush!), Edward/Cecil (double shush!!), Edward/Edge (what is this I don't even), Edward/Rydia (it's cute!)
(C) Edward/His Own Angst
(D) Edward just doesn't like killing things... and that's okay.
(E) The princesses his parents trotted before him. He tried, but there was something about Anna's dirty hems and freckles he liked so much better than smooth silk and gloves.

[shahrizai.livejournal.com]

Elena!