Commissions and WIP targets for this week

[seventhe]

COMMISSIONS and COMMITMENTS:

• Bem and Roy do Tiamat (7-10K) --> START
• MCU / Black Jewels crossover (10K+) --> FINISH OUTLINE
• PaNcaKeS (however long it is) --> POST
• Measure of Distance, new chapter --> POST
• Old Vines, new chapter --> stay 5 chap ahead of posting (updates wednesday)
• Patreon smut fic --> patrons only!

BACKBURNER STUFF:

• Sokka fic I owe Lua --> GOT THAT IDEA FROM TUMBLR GOTTA WRITE IT
• knees deep in water (but we're not sunk yet) --> finish the GO triptych

writing is hard!

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BUT HERE! are recent fun things you may not have seen!

NEW THINGS

Feels Good To Be Me Right Now (19237 words) by seventhe, sevdrag
Chapters: 8/8
Fandom: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Hawkeye (Comics)
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Clint Makes Himself The Bicycle, Clint Barton/Tony Stark, Clint Barton/Sam Wilson, Clint Barton/Thor, Clint Barton/Phil Coulson
Characters: Clint Barton, Steve Rogers, Tony Stark, Sam Wilson (Marvel), Thor (Marvel), Bruce Banner, Hulk (Marvel), Natasha Romanov (Marvel), Phil Coulson, Nick Fury, Maria Hill, Lucky (Hawkeye)
Additional Tags: Time Loop, Time Shenanigans, Awesome Clint Barton, Drunken Shenanigans, One Night Stands, A lot of them - Freeform, Clint Has A Good Time, Clint Fights The Avengers, Clint [Redacted]s The Avengers, Wine Cheese and Juice Nights
Series: Part 1 of Sev's Commission Run 2020
Summary:

Clint might be stuck in a time loop, but it's his time loop, and he's gonna have a good time no matter what. (Clint Barton, one repeating day, and the millions of things you can do with twenty-four hours. Now complete!)

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It Always Happens This Way (8965 words) by sevdrag
Chapters: 2/?
Fandom: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Daredevil (TV), The Punisher (TV 2017), Jessica Jones (TV), Hawkeye (Comics), The Defenders (Marvel TV)
Rating: Mature
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Relationships: James "Bucky" Barnes/Clint Barton, Frank Castle/Matt Murdock
Characters: Clint Barton, James "Bucky" Barnes, Matt Murdock, Frank Castle, Franklin "Foggy" Nelson, Karen Page, Jessica Jones, Luke Cage, Wanda Maximoff, Pietro Maximoff
Additional Tags: References to Letterkenny (TV), Dumpsterverse, Eventual Relationships, (They Need Their Bad Flirting First), Another Case Of The Author Thinks She's Funny, (This Is Going To Be Like the Snake Family Fic All Over Again), (fuck), Inappropriate Humor, inappropriate everything, Heavy Drinking, Deaf Clint Barton, Human Disaster Matt Murdock, Actual Disaster Jessica Jones, Frank Castle Is Done With Everyone's Shit, Bucky Barnes Isn't Sure Why He Is Here, disaster bisexuals, absolute garbage, pitter patter, Let's Get At 'Er
Summary:

When they aren't out fighting crime and saving New York City, the superheroes who call the Big Apple home are...

Well, they're fucking disasters. Almost all of them. These are their non-superhero stories.

[Each chapter is its own stand-alone episode. With apologies to Letterkenny, every Marvel fandom that exists, and my own dignity. Also Frank. Sorry, Frank, you don't deserve this.]

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how do you want me (6459 words) by sevdrag, feathers_and_cigarettes
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Relationships: James "Bucky" Barnes/Clint Barton
Characters: Clint Barton, James "Bucky" Barnes, Kate Bishop
Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Serial Killers, Murder Husbands, Crazy Bucky Barnes, Vigilante Killer Clint Barton, Authors Know Too Much About Murder, murder husbands meet cute, Knifeplay, Bloodplay, Mild Blood, Rough Sex, Fighting As Foreplay, don't worry they are very very into it, Enthusiastic Consent, Discussion Of Murder, It's Not Pizza Sauce, The Cold Man, Nicely Insulated Apartment Walls In Bed-Stuy, no (1) coffee tables were harmed in the making of this fic, Enemies to Lovers, enemies to fuckbuddies, enemies to fucking at least, it's actually not even that gratuitous, for us, especially for us, it's sex, Hand Jobs, Anal Sex, Yes there is lube, why are we like this, This Is Why We Can't Have Nice Things, Basically the same bullshit as always except with more murder
Series: Part 1 of murder spouses write murder husbands
Summary:

He was expecting wide eyes, a whimper, an attempt to push him away. Bucky was not expecting Clint’s pupils to dilate until his eyes were nearly black with arousal, or for his mouth to open, panting, before a completely wicked grin took over.

“Fuck, I got lucky with you,” the other man murmured.

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Old Vines (10038 words) by sevdrag
Chapters: 2/?
Fandom: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
Rating: Mature
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens), Anathema Device/Newton Pulsifer
Characters: Aziraphale (Good Omens), Crowley (Good Omens), Warlock Dowling, Anathema Device, Newton Pulsifer, Adam Young (Good Omens), Pepper (Good Omens), Brian (Good Omens), Wensleydale (Good Omens), Gabriel (Good Omens), Michael (Good Omens), Uriel (Good Omens), Sandalphon (Good Omens), Beelzebub (Good Omens), Dagon (Good Omens), Hastur (Good Omens), Ligur (Good Omens), Madame Tracy (Good Omens), Sergeant Shadwell (Good Omens)
Additional Tags: Winery AU, Alternate Universe - Human, Warlock Dowling Joins The Them, The Author Regrets Nothing, The Author Regrets Everything, Wine, Blogging, gratuitous sexy descriptions of chardonnay, everything aziraphale writes reads a little like food porn, Food Porn, Slow Burn, Mutual Pining, Ensemble Cast, Crowley's Plants (Good Omens), Other Additional Tags to Be Added, Tags May Change, no one asked for this fic, But here it is, Long, Very long, This fic will be large
Summary:

A.Z. Fell, one of the most respected names in wine and food blogging, has been sent on assignment with his assistant Warlock Dowling to spend six months in California Wine Country. Under direction (by his boss, Gabriel) to use this experience to double his blog followers and write a novel, Aziraphale is both excited and anxious about the opportunity.

Anthony J. Crowley is the owner and viticulturalist of Ecdyses, a winery that unexpectedly fell into his lap eleven years ago when he hit rock bottom. He may be in debt, yeah, but he’s paying off his loans — and despite pressure from his lenders and their team of inspectors, Crowley has found a kind of contentment tending his little corner of terroir and producing extraordinary wine. Crowley’s old vines are the heart of his vineyard, and he’s never let anyone in.

Crowley finds Aziraphale intriguing; Aziraphale finds Crowley enthralling. Turns out a famous wine expert and an experienced viticulturalist can still learn things from each other. The summer of 2019 unfolds.

(Yes, this is the Good Omens Winery AU that absolutely no one asked for and no one wanted. Updates Wednesdays.)

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unless (2240 words) by sevdrag
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. (TV), Hawkeye (Comics)
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: James "Bucky" Barnes/Clint Barton
Characters: Clint Barton, James "Bucky" Barnes, Original Characters
Additional Tags: Dogs, Puppies, Secret Identity, Fluff, Domestic Fluff, based on a true story!
Series: Part 1 of Sev's Blitz Fics 2020
Summary:

“Only a minute,” Jimmy says, and Clint stands up and shakes himself.

“This is Bucky,” he says, and jerks his chin up as if either one of them is going to argue.

Lulu’s the first to ask, extending a hand. “Good to meet you,” she says, and her handshake is far too strong and confident for the town of Irwin in its entirety. Bucky nods, and says likewise or something like that, because he’s aware that this is as close to meeting Clint’s parents as he’ll ever get.

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what we've got (1892 words) by sevdrag
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: James "Bucky" Barnes/Clint Barton
Characters: James "Bucky" Barnes, Clint Barton
Additional Tags: Goats, Alternate Universe - Post-Apocalypse, Christmas Tree, Christmas Fluff, Wakanda (Marvel)
Summary:

“This tree is a fuckin’ shitshow,” Bucky tells him, grinning.

“Yeah,” Clint says, applying more wire to the problem. “But it’s our shitshow.”

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a thousand times i've seen this road (46260 words) by sevdrag
Chapters: 7/?
Fandom: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: James "Bucky" Barnes/Clint Barton
Characters: Clint Barton, James "Bucky" Barnes, Natasha Romanov (Marvel), Peter Parker, Sam Wilson (Marvel), Steve Rogers, Tony Stark, Hope Van Dyne, Kate Bishop, Wanda Maximoff, Pietro Maximoff, MCU Cast Ensemble, Garlic
Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Restaurant, Ensemble Cast, Clint Barton & Natasha Romanov Friendship, Protective Bucky Barnes, Deaf Clint Barton, Bucky Barnes & Natasha Romanov Friendship, Natasha Romanov Is a Good Bro, Chef Bucky Barnes, This fic is very long, warning: overuse of garlic, Brandy - Freeform, Wine, OSHA violations, Mutual Pining, Clint Barton Needs a Hug
Summary:

Bucky's just doing a favor for Natalia, training her friend Clint to help him out in The Red Room's kitchen. It ain't cause Clint's easy to train, easy on the eyes, and makes Bucky's kitchen run more smoothly than it ever has before. And it ain't a crush. It's just a favor. The guy seems like he has one foot out the door anyway; is it really worth it to get invested?

A story about opening up, found family, putting down roots, a little bit of romance, and garlic. So much garlic.

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Forty Days of Darkness (18466 words) by sevdrag, elenorasweet
Chapters: 4/8
Fandom: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
Rating: Mature
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: James "Bucky" Barnes/Clint Barton
Characters: Clint Barton, Natasha Romanov (Marvel), James "Bucky" Barnes, Steve Rogers, Thor (Marvel), Loki (Marvel), Heimdall (Marvel), Brunnhilde | Valkyrie (Marvel)
Additional Tags: Marvel Norse Lore, References to Norse Religion & Lore, Russian Mythology, Baba Yaga - Freeform, Brigadoon (the musical), Apples, Dogs, Lara Croft AU, Alternate Universe, Mythology - Freeform, Magic, Hydra (Marvel), Asgard (Marvel), Blood Magic, Awesome Natasha Romanov, Clint Barton & Natasha Romanov Friendship, BAMF Clint Barton, Protective Steve Rogers, Bucky Barnes's Metal Arm, Brandy - Freeform, much wine was harmed in the making of this fic, Winterhawk Reverse Big Bang
Summary:

Clint and Natasha are rushing to beat HYDRA to some mythological source of immortality only referenced in Nat's notebooks and secret Hydra communications. They end up stumbling into a magical valley, a terrible curse, two men out of time, a broken royal family, a witch's revenge, and more Hydra agents than they've ever had to deal with before. The dogs are okay, though. Clint makes sure of that.
(Tomb Raider-based AU in which Nat and Clint hunt powerful relics, Hydra wants their hands on everything, Russia is cold, and the Tesseract has become something else.)

[Posted for the Winterhawk Reverse Big Bang, 2019, artwork by Nora, to be linked as soon as I know her preference <3 ]

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and She who made kittens put snakes in the grass (25811 words) by sevdrag
Chapters: 5/?
Fandom: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Relationships: Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens)
Characters: Aziraphale (Good Omens), Crowley (Good Omens), Snakes - Character, Like a Fuckload of Snakes, Gabriel (Good Omens), Sandalphon (Good Omens), Adam Young (Good Omens), Anathema Device, Newton Pulsifer, The Them (Good Omens), God (Good Omens)
Additional Tags: Parenthood, Snakes, dads, like i don't even know what to tag, Children, ????????? - Freeform, i am prepared to be defriended here, deLETE THIS, snakeverse, snamily, fluff and snangst, Fluff and Angst, Fluff and Smut, Weird Plot Shit, Kinky Bath Hours, 40 Snake Children, Snake Crowley (Good Omens), Crowley Needs A Hug And Some Gin, BAMF Aziraphale (Good Omens), Brandy - Freeform, look at this beautiful business child, we're starting with a sweet boy, God has forsaken this fic, Stinky Bastard Child
Series: Part 1 of the Snamily Chronicles (40 snakes-verse)
Summary:

Sometimes a family can be a doting angel, a cranky demon, and their adorable forty snake children.

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me, belatedly looking at this list from a distance: jesus christ i'm writing 1400 different ideas and AUs and universes here why
also me, squinting: no im not in a character and pairing niche right now what do you mcfuckin mean

me, after posting: STOP LOOKING AT MY WORD COUNTS LIKE THAT AAAAAAAAA

(current (i think) masterlist here: writing / comms log)