When Kittens Help

[seventhe]

Look, I don't want to do this lab report either, but you are Clearly Not Helping, Maerzen Oliver.

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[crankyoldman]

But is is BEST place to sit.

[novel_machinist]

But mom, you clicky and no pet. So if I sit on clicky you have to pet.

[whitemage]

Look, I am excuse, Mom!!! You just tell prof you could not do poopy lab 'port cuz you must pet kitteh! Prof understand: nothing no more important den pet kitteh! :D

[seventhe]

MOST HELPFUL.

[seventhe]

Mom, why did you throw me on the ground?

[seventhe]

I should just include these two photos at the end of my report. "In conclusion: Cats."

[whitemage]

... That's Nobel prize material, right there.

[salarta.livejournal.com]

And Maerzen is like "What is that shit? Get it off the screen and love me."

By the way, in that picture you look a lot younger than my mental image of you. Maybe it's that you're in relaxation gear (TM).

[astrangerenters.livejournal.com]

Kitty needs those "Deal with it" sunglasses to come down

[deadshrimpblues.livejournal.com]

The domestic housecat's mortal enemy - the book - was suddenly and rapidly dethroned by a new foe - the Computer Monitor.

[fallnangelspike.livejournal.com]

That was me around 10 o'clock last night too. Exactly like that.

[selryel.livejournal.com]

Cathelp is the best help. One of mine has recently* undertaken to be my WoW helper. One of the others like to assist with bar review. I explained that they have a no cats policy, but she remains undeterred.

(Obligatory: only recently because she was waiting for CATaclysm)

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

I was - and in all honestly still am - in sweatpants. Homework days are comfy days!

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

And then they learned that stepping on the Funny Keyboard Thing made their human say very funny words. Endless entertainment ensued.

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

Rydia (my oldest, grumpiest cat) likes to "help" me play Starcraft. She "helps" by coming up to the hand holding the mouse and headbutting it repeatedly.

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

Cats are so helpful!

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

Please don't make me Blingee my own webcam shots

[salarta.livejournal.com]

Whereas my arrival home following a work day (or really any day) is completed by stripping down to my boxers and wrapping a blanket around myself.

[selryel.livejournal.com]

Ha! "Construct additional pylons... and cheezburgers?"

Smudge (our youngest and craziest) sits on my computer desk and stares at the monitor (kindly only taking up a quarter of the screen). Then she grabs at things that catch her interest, like the cursor or the tail of my mount.

I'M HELPING!

[sargent-snarky.livejournal.com]

Aww! Isn't he so helpful? When I'm at home, my cat does the same thing. He also tries to help me eat food, especially if there is any cheese involved.

At least he can help keep your lap warm? He looks like a very warm cat.

[safety-caesars.livejournal.com]

THIS