When Kittens Help

[seventhe]

Look, I don't want to do this lab report either, but you are Clearly Not Helping, Maerzen Oliver.

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[crankyoldman]

But is is BEST place to sit.

[seventhe]

MOST HELPFUL.

[novel_machinist]

But mom, you clicky and no pet. So if I sit on clicky you have to pet.

[seventhe]

Mom, why did you throw me on the ground?

[whitemage]

Look, I am excuse, Mom!!! You just tell prof you could not do poopy lab 'port cuz you must pet kitteh! Prof understand: nothing no more important den pet kitteh! :D

[seventhe]

I should just include these two photos at the end of my report. "In conclusion: Cats."

[whitemage]

... That's Nobel prize material, right there.

[salarta.livejournal.com]

And Maerzen is like "What is that shit? Get it off the screen and love me."

By the way, in that picture you look a lot younger than my mental image of you. Maybe it's that you're in relaxation gear (TM).

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

I was - and in all honestly still am - in sweatpants. Homework days are comfy days!

[salarta.livejournal.com]

Whereas my arrival home following a work day (or really any day) is completed by stripping down to my boxers and wrapping a blanket around myself.

[astrangerenters.livejournal.com]

Kitty needs those "Deal with it" sunglasses to come down

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

Please don't make me Blingee my own webcam shots

[safety-caesars.livejournal.com]

THIS

[deadshrimpblues.livejournal.com]

The domestic housecat's mortal enemy - the book - was suddenly and rapidly dethroned by a new foe - the Computer Monitor.

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

And then they learned that stepping on the Funny Keyboard Thing made their human say very funny words. Endless entertainment ensued.

[fallnangelspike.livejournal.com]

That was me around 10 o'clock last night too. Exactly like that.

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

Cats are so helpful!

[selryel.livejournal.com]

Cathelp is the best help. One of mine has recently* undertaken to be my WoW helper. One of the others like to assist with bar review. I explained that they have a no cats policy, but she remains undeterred.

(Obligatory: only recently because she was waiting for CATaclysm)

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

Rydia (my oldest, grumpiest cat) likes to "help" me play Starcraft. She "helps" by coming up to the hand holding the mouse and headbutting it repeatedly.

[selryel.livejournal.com]

Ha! "Construct additional pylons... and cheezburgers?"

Smudge (our youngest and craziest) sits on my computer desk and stares at the monitor (kindly only taking up a quarter of the screen). Then she grabs at things that catch her interest, like the cursor or the tail of my mount.

I'M HELPING!

[sargent-snarky.livejournal.com]

Aww! Isn't he so helpful? When I'm at home, my cat does the same thing. He also tries to help me eat food, especially if there is any cheese involved.

At least he can help keep your lap warm? He looks like a very warm cat.