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[seventhe]

The Bad Summary Meme

Pull a miserable summary from somewhere (most likely ff.net) and give it to me, along with the fandom you've pulled it from. I will write you a paragraph / couple sentences / as much as I can stomach of my version of the story.

Hells, why not. Torture me, ppl.

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[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

"Cloud!" Yuffie threw herself into the church breathlessly. "You're not going to believe this! Cloud!!"

A sigh echoed through the church as the swordsman turned away from the altar he was building beside the abandoned flowerbeds. "Yuffie," he began softly, "I told you never to disturb me while -"

"Aw, stuff it, spikey!" The ninja skidded to a halt excitedly, arms flailing to keep her balance. "There's a strange woman who just showed up at the Inn, and she's asking for you, and they say that she's got am-ame-amnesia, and" - Yuffie took a deep breath for emphasis - "she says her name is Aeris."

Cloud jerked suddenly, tools and sawdust falling to the floor as he stood, his heart filling with guilt and hope. "Yuffie, I - "

"Come on," she said urgently, "Cid's holding her at the inn and he wouldn't let me look until I got you and come on, you wanker!"

They halted outside the closed door to the inn while Yuffie caught her breath and Cloud gathered his composure - Aeris, could it be? - and his hand was on the handle when he heard Cid's voice:

"Tifa, I know it's you."

"Tifa?" replied a wavering, dreamy voice. "Do I know a Tifa?"

"You done and dyed your hair, you fucking ass-twit," Cid replied angrily. "And done up your bangs. But you're no more Aeris than I am a fucking chocobo."

"I may remember a Tifa," the voice continued dreamingly, unperturbed. "Dark-haired girl? Who is she?"

"You're not fooling anyone, Tif," Cid growled. "Go take off the pink dress and I'll buy you a drink."