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Pull a miserable summary from somewhere (most likely ff.net) and give it to me, along with the fandom you've pulled it from. I will write you a paragraph / couple sentences/ as much as I can stomach of my version of the story.
Hells, why not. Torture me, ppl.
Pull a miserable summary from somewhere (most likely ff.net) and give it to me, along with the fandom you've pulled it from. I will write you a paragraph / couple sentences
Hells, why not. Torture me, ppl.
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Date: 2006-03-06 02:00 pm (UTC)The gang rocks up to Costa De Sol for a long awaited holiday. The beach is only the start to a different relationship for two unsuspecting girls? AU Aeris is living! if you hadn't noticed, this is shoujoai
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Date: 2006-03-06 02:19 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-03-06 02:25 pm (UTC)---
"Wow, Aeris," Marlene breathed, "I'm so glad to have you back! It's so beautiful here."
Aeris smiled at the girl and squeezed her hand. "I missed you, Marlene," she said. "You've grown so much since I was gone."
And she had. Marlene had aged into a lovely teen, despite Barret's best efforts to hide it. She'd highlighted her brown hair with golden streaks that now glimmered in the Costan sun. The girl flushed now at Aeris' attentions, using her free hand to adjust her fraying shorts and tweak her red bikini top. "Rissy," she pouted, "you're embarassing me."
Aeris giggled. "But you're so pretty!"
Marlene shot Aeris a look under her lashes that she was definitely too young for. "No one on this beach will be looking at me, sister," she said, eyeing the Cetra's lacy white tank top.
Aeris pressed a finger to her mouth with a secret smile and replied, "I'm not dressed up for them, Marlene."
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(God, that hurt. I think I am going to hell.)
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Date: 2006-03-06 02:19 pm (UTC)Yes, that is a story in which Vincent gets ... knocked up by Cid.
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Date: 2006-03-06 02:31 pm (UTC)---
Shera opened the door, the quizzical look on her face fading into relief as she recognized the knocker. "Hullo, Vincent," she said, gesturing for him to come in.
Vincent did not move. "Where is Cid?"
"The captain?" Shera paused, chewing on a length of hair in thought. "I think he's out back in the shed; got some new parts in today."
Vincent politely nodded and turned, stiffly, his mind full of unwanted images. For the second time that day he damned his own sense of duty and common sense: he'd been wishing since the morning that duty, common sense, and Vincent himself could go drown themselves in a river somewhere.
Cid looked up as the dark shadow fell across his table. "Uh. Hi," he grunted, showing manly embarassment; a flicker of that night two months ago flew across his face.
"Cid," Vincent said slowly, "we need to talk."
"Sure." Cid stood up, bones creaking, and braced himself against the table.
"How do you feel about children?"
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Date: 2006-03-06 03:38 pm (UTC)Seriously.
Do me this one:
almost a year has past since the Meteor incident and Cloud hasn't forgiven himself for Aeris's death. But what happens when a mysterious woman who claims to be Aeris, shows up?
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Date: 2006-03-06 05:31 pm (UTC)A sigh echoed through the church as the swordsman turned away from the altar he was building beside the abandoned flowerbeds. "Yuffie," he began softly, "I told you never to disturb me while -"
"Aw, stuff it, spikey!" The ninja skidded to a halt excitedly, arms flailing to keep her balance. "There's a strange woman who just showed up at the Inn, and she's asking for you, and they say that she's got am-ame-amnesia, and" - Yuffie took a deep breath for emphasis - "she says her name is Aeris."
Cloud jerked suddenly, tools and sawdust falling to the floor as he stood, his heart filling with guilt and hope. "Yuffie, I - "
"Come on," she said urgently, "Cid's holding her at the inn and he wouldn't let me look until I got you and come on, you wanker!"
They halted outside the closed door to the inn while Yuffie caught her breath and Cloud gathered his composure - Aeris, could it be? - and his hand was on the handle when he heard Cid's voice:
"Tifa, I know it's you."
"Tifa?" replied a wavering, dreamy voice. "Do I know a Tifa?"
"You done and dyed your hair, you fucking ass-twit," Cid replied angrily. "And done up your bangs. But you're no more Aeris than I am a fucking chocobo."
"I may remember a Tifa," the voice continued dreamingly, unperturbed. "Dark-haired girl? Who is she?"
"You're not fooling anyone, Tif," Cid growled. "Go take off the pink dress and I'll buy you a drink."
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Date: 2006-03-06 08:00 pm (UTC)Have fun? I'm not so good at finding funny ones :p
~Miri
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Date: 2006-03-06 09:01 pm (UTC)The Little Mermaid retold. Aerith is a mermaid princess who dreams of exploring the human world, Especially now that she's fallen in love with prince Cloud, a human! [Clorith] AU, only slightly ripped from movie this time!
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Date: 2006-03-07 12:33 am (UTC)AUGH AUGH. I need to see Sev's response to that. XD
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Date: 2006-03-07 12:53 am (UTC)---
"Now, what's your name?" the prince asked her.
She'd awoken on something soft and cushiony, covered in what appeared to be a myriad of quilted fabrics - something she knew from her readings was called a bed. Panicking, she'd immediately checked under the covers - legs! Her legs were still there! And she'd been just about to do a dance of joy when the door had opened and in had walked - her prince himself!
Overcome with love, Aerith opened her mouth - and nothing came out.
"Excuse me?" Prince Cloud bent closer, giving her a quizzical look. She opened her mouth again, took a deep breath, and - nothing.
"You ... you've lost your voice?"
A look of sadness passed over her fair face as she realized: she had, willingly, given her voice to the Sea Witch Yuffie in return for these legs and this chance ...
"Well," the prince said hastily, "um, maybe I can guess it."
A broad smile spread across her face as she began mentally shouting her name to him: Aerith! My name is Aerith!
"Um... Mary?" She shook her head. "Marlene?" Again, no. "Tifa?" Violent no. "Um ... Ester?" She made a face. "...are you sure it's not Tifa?"
Aerith resisted the urge to roll her eyes, simply shaking her head and continuing to smile.
"Um ..." Prince Cloud was obviously at a loss. "Those are kinda ... all the girl names I know ..."
Aerith, said the Planet, loudly. Her name is Aerith.
"...Aeris?" Cloud asked?
Fuck it, that's close enough, the girl thought, and nodded wildly.
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Date: 2006-03-07 12:45 am (UTC)A knock on the door brought Cloud out of his miserable reverie. Quickly adjusting his wig, he pitched his voice high and called, "Come in?"
The door swung open, revealing Kadaj, Sephiroth's manservant. "I am sent," he said with a disrespectful smirk revealing that he'd heard the story about Cloud's embarassing incident, "to bid you come down for dinner, Lady Cloud."
Cloud winced - Kadaj's tone meant he knew the truth - but he nodded and then sagged in despair as the door shut again. What had he been thinking? Swordfighting the great (and utterly smexy) Sephiroth? In heels?! If only he hadn't slipped, making his wig tilt awkwardly to the side and revealing his chunky, blonde, obviously-belonging-to-a-man bangs beneath the silky wig.
He could still hear Mukki's voice: "Of course, Cloud, this is my best wig, and I wouldn't lend it to you otherwise - but it'll make all your dreams come true!"
Make my dreams come true, my arse, Cloud thought bitterly as he reapplied his makeup. Sephiroth hadn't told anyone in the kingdom yet - aside from Kadaj - but Cloud knew it was only a matter of time before everyone found out.
Next time, Mukki, we're using the glue.
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Date: 2006-03-10 09:57 pm (UTC)*hearts*
~Miri
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Date: 2006-03-28 11:24 am (UTC)Vincent Valentine has a secret. A secret no one can ever imagine that was supposed to stay secret, until one chaotic day...
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Date: 2006-03-28 01:10 pm (UTC)The gunman's face went instantly blank. "Lost," he replied, his voice emotionless; ignoring the shock on Aeris's face, he turned to go.
"Strange," Aeris murmured. "Vincent is always so polite." She giggled to herself: "Maybe he's just cranky."
Vincent fled the restroom in a near-panic -- Turks didn't panic, not even ex-Turks -- and it was probably this state of near-panic which sent him tumbling directly into (and partially over, by the time things were through) one very irate Yuffie Kisaragi.
He lifted himself immediately off of her, attempting to gracefully untangle their legs, all the while listening to a string of what he only assumed were Wutain profanities insulting his mother, his lineage, and the size of his ...lineage. Finally, Yuffie needed to breathe, and she looked up -
Blessed, blessed silence.
Vincent really panicked. Yuffie was never silent unless -
The girl snickered from beneath him, a giggle which was walking a thin line between "amused" and "crazy-like nervous breakdown".
"Vincent," Yuffie said hesitantly, "your bra strap is showing."
Swallowing the need to curse loudly, Vincent finally detached himself from the ninja and said, softly but clearly:
"Lucrecia. My name is Lucrecia."