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Pull a miserable summary from somewhere (most likely ff.net) and give it to me, along with the fandom you've pulled it from. I will write you a paragraph / couple sentences/ as much as I can stomach of my version of the story.
Hells, why not. Torture me, ppl.
Pull a miserable summary from somewhere (most likely ff.net) and give it to me, along with the fandom you've pulled it from. I will write you a paragraph / couple sentences
Hells, why not. Torture me, ppl.
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Date: 2006-03-06 02:19 pm (UTC)Yes, that is a story in which Vincent gets ... knocked up by Cid.
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Date: 2006-03-06 02:31 pm (UTC)---
Shera opened the door, the quizzical look on her face fading into relief as she recognized the knocker. "Hullo, Vincent," she said, gesturing for him to come in.
Vincent did not move. "Where is Cid?"
"The captain?" Shera paused, chewing on a length of hair in thought. "I think he's out back in the shed; got some new parts in today."
Vincent politely nodded and turned, stiffly, his mind full of unwanted images. For the second time that day he damned his own sense of duty and common sense: he'd been wishing since the morning that duty, common sense, and Vincent himself could go drown themselves in a river somewhere.
Cid looked up as the dark shadow fell across his table. "Uh. Hi," he grunted, showing manly embarassment; a flicker of that night two months ago flew across his face.
"Cid," Vincent said slowly, "we need to talk."
"Sure." Cid stood up, bones creaking, and braced himself against the table.
"How do you feel about children?"
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Date: 2006-03-06 03:38 pm (UTC)Seriously.
Do me this one:
almost a year has past since the Meteor incident and Cloud hasn't forgiven himself for Aeris's death. But what happens when a mysterious woman who claims to be Aeris, shows up?
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Date: 2006-03-06 05:31 pm (UTC)A sigh echoed through the church as the swordsman turned away from the altar he was building beside the abandoned flowerbeds. "Yuffie," he began softly, "I told you never to disturb me while -"
"Aw, stuff it, spikey!" The ninja skidded to a halt excitedly, arms flailing to keep her balance. "There's a strange woman who just showed up at the Inn, and she's asking for you, and they say that she's got am-ame-amnesia, and" - Yuffie took a deep breath for emphasis - "she says her name is Aeris."
Cloud jerked suddenly, tools and sawdust falling to the floor as he stood, his heart filling with guilt and hope. "Yuffie, I - "
"Come on," she said urgently, "Cid's holding her at the inn and he wouldn't let me look until I got you and come on, you wanker!"
They halted outside the closed door to the inn while Yuffie caught her breath and Cloud gathered his composure - Aeris, could it be? - and his hand was on the handle when he heard Cid's voice:
"Tifa, I know it's you."
"Tifa?" replied a wavering, dreamy voice. "Do I know a Tifa?"
"You done and dyed your hair, you fucking ass-twit," Cid replied angrily. "And done up your bangs. But you're no more Aeris than I am a fucking chocobo."
"I may remember a Tifa," the voice continued dreamingly, unperturbed. "Dark-haired girl? Who is she?"
"You're not fooling anyone, Tif," Cid growled. "Go take off the pink dress and I'll buy you a drink."