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Mar. 6th, 2006 08:32 am
seventhe: (FUSOYA WTF.)
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The Bad Summary Meme

Pull a miserable summary from somewhere (most likely ff.net) and give it to me, along with the fandom you've pulled it from. I will write you a paragraph / couple sentences / as much as I can stomach of my version of the story.

Hells, why not. Torture me, ppl.

Date: 2006-03-06 09:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] deadshrimpblues.livejournal.com
I hope I don't get in trouble for giving TWO, but here goes nothin' ...

The Little Mermaid retold. Aerith is a mermaid princess who dreams of exploring the human world, Especially now that she's fallen in love with prince Cloud, a human! [Clorith] AU, only slightly ripped from movie this time!

Date: 2006-03-07 12:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] divinebird.livejournal.com
AUGH. I just..."only slightly ripped from the movie" i can handle..."THIS TIME"?????

AUGH AUGH. I need to see Sev's response to that. XD

Date: 2006-03-07 12:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] first-seventhe.livejournal.com
OMG OMG this is too much fun.

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"Now, what's your name?" the prince asked her.

She'd awoken on something soft and cushiony, covered in what appeared to be a myriad of quilted fabrics - something she knew from her readings was called a bed. Panicking, she'd immediately checked under the covers - legs! Her legs were still there! And she'd been just about to do a dance of joy when the door had opened and in had walked - her prince himself!

Overcome with love, Aerith opened her mouth - and nothing came out.

"Excuse me?" Prince Cloud bent closer, giving her a quizzical look. She opened her mouth again, took a deep breath, and - nothing.

"You ... you've lost your voice?"

A look of sadness passed over her fair face as she realized: she had, willingly, given her voice to the Sea Witch Yuffie in return for these legs and this chance ...

"Well," the prince said hastily, "um, maybe I can guess it."

A broad smile spread across her face as she began mentally shouting her name to him: Aerith! My name is Aerith!

"Um... Mary?" She shook her head. "Marlene?" Again, no. "Tifa?" Violent no. "Um ... Ester?" She made a face. "...are you sure it's not Tifa?"

Aerith resisted the urge to roll her eyes, simply shaking her head and continuing to smile.

"Um ..." Prince Cloud was obviously at a loss. "Those are kinda ... all the girl names I know ..."

Aerith, said the Planet, loudly. Her name is Aerith.

"...Aeris?" Cloud asked?

Fuck it, that's close enough, the girl thought, and nodded wildly.

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