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[seventhe]

The Bad Summary Meme

Pull a miserable summary from somewhere (most likely ff.net) and give it to me, along with the fandom you've pulled it from. I will write you a paragraph / couple sentences / as much as I can stomach of my version of the story.

Hells, why not. Torture me, ppl.

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[fireholly.livejournal.com]

Can I have another?

Vincent Valentine has a secret. A secret no one can ever imagine that was supposed to stay secret, until one chaotic day...

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

"VINCENT!" Aeris shrieked. "WHY ARE YOU IN THE LADIES ROOM?!"

The gunman's face went instantly blank. "Lost," he replied, his voice emotionless; ignoring the shock on Aeris's face, he turned to go.

"Strange," Aeris murmured. "Vincent is always so polite." She giggled to herself: "Maybe he's just cranky."

Vincent fled the restroom in a near-panic -- Turks didn't panic, not even ex-Turks -- and it was probably this state of near-panic which sent him tumbling directly into (and partially over, by the time things were through) one very irate Yuffie Kisaragi.

He lifted himself immediately off of her, attempting to gracefully untangle their legs, all the while listening to a string of what he only assumed were Wutain profanities insulting his mother, his lineage, and the size of his ...lineage. Finally, Yuffie needed to breathe, and she looked up -

Blessed, blessed silence.

Vincent really panicked. Yuffie was never silent unless -

The girl snickered from beneath him, a giggle which was walking a thin line between "amused" and "crazy-like nervous breakdown".

"Vincent," Yuffie said hesitantly, "your bra strap is showing."

Swallowing the need to curse loudly, Vincent finally detached himself from the ninja and said, softly but clearly:

"Lucrecia. My name is Lucrecia."