OMG BEST MEME EVAR

[seventhe]

Stealed from firefly99 and cendrillo: Wow, this will entertain me all afternoon.

Meme of d00m - summarize all your fics in TWO LINES OF SCRIPT FOR EACH CHAPTER!


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FFVII Warming Up Series

Swirl and Sours
Reno: STOP FOLLOWING ME WE'RE LOST oh look a pony SHINEY la la la HAMBURGER what's this little picture SHUT UP where's my map DON'T GIVE ME THAT LOOK
Yuffie: I think you have ADD, but I'm going to snog you anyway.

Dark White
Vincent: *uses really bad metaphor*
Tifa: *uses really bad metaphor*

The Diamond and the Rough
Shera: WAH
Cid: Marry me.

Resurrection
Aeris: I see dead people. Also, I'm kind of crazy.
Tifa: That's cool, be my girlfriend. You're better than Cloud.

Gods and Angels
Cloud: AERIS WTF! YOUR HOLY SUCKED AND YOU KILLED EARTH.
Aeris: Oops. The voices in my head told me to. Tee hee.



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FFVIII :: Sincerity Cowboy
Irvine: I think I will be really good-looking and brood about Selphie for a while.
Selphie: Hmm, I seem to be brooding about Irvine! But I won't angst because I am chirpy!

Squall: Take this mission.
Irvine: That mission blows.

Quistis: The author really likes writing me into random places.
Selphie: We are flirting so much! Yay! And yet, I'm confused! Yay!
Irvine: Angst.
Quistis: YES, TELL ME ALL YOUR SECRETS. I AM NOT A PLOT DEVICE, I SWEAR.
Irvine: Kay.

Cid: THIS MISSION IS ALSO NOT A PLOT DEVICE, I SWEAR.
Random SeeDs: *are incompetent and boring OCs*

Irvine: Well, we are in this apartment together on our plot device mission. Let's make out.
Selphie: Okay!!
Irvine: Wow, that was distracting and now we're in danger. Oops.
Selphie: Sorry I'm so cute!!
Plot: *solves itself in 30 seconds*
Story: *continues to angst for seven more chapters*



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FFIV: Out of the Mist (in retrospect, wow, is this bad)
(01)
Rydia: OMGWTF where am i?
Leviathan: Growl. I mean, we are nice monsters. Growl.
(02)
Asura: Please be a summoner! You're our only hope to defeat Sin!
Rydia: Only if I don't have to cast that pansyassed white magic shite. Do I get cool sleeves too?
(03)
Leviathan: THERE IS A GREAT DISTURBANCE IN THE FORCE
Asura: Dude, it's Cecil. Chill.
(04)
Rydia: Battle? BITCH, PLEASE!
Cecil: Woah, you like, grew up and stuff.
(05)
Yang: *dies*
Cid: *dies*
(06)
Edge: I am a TOTALLY HOTT BADASS, MAKE OUT WITH ME IN MY ANGST AND RAGE
Rydia: Bitch, please.
(07)
Kain: *ganks crystal* HAW HAW!!
Cecil: Oh noes
(08)
Elder: IT IS A GIANT WHALE! OF HOLINESS! IT WILL TAKE YOU TO THE MOON!!!
All: ...lay off the drugs.
or
Moon: Hi. Now turn around.
FuSoYa: I am a walking mass of hair. Please call me Mop. Also, I'm your uncle.
(09)
Golbez: I MADE A GIANT! HAW HAW!!
Golbez: Also, I am your father brother.
or
Cecil: YOU ARE GIRLS! AND THEREFORE WEAK! GET OFF MY SHIP!!
Rydia and Rosa: Bitch, please.
(10)
Zemus: I AM THE REAL BAD GUY!
Zeromus: NO, I AM THE REAL BAD GUY!
(11)
Cecil: LA LA I married Rosa
Rydia: AAAAAAANGST
(12)
Edge: Hey baby, I can't stop hitting on you even though I know fuckall about you. Are you a monster?
Rydia: *Flare*
(13)
People of Mist: OMFG U R ALIVE??????1
Rydia: Bitches, please.
(14)
Mount of Ordeals: Are you sure you don't want to keep Meteo?
Rydia: TAKE IT.
(15)
People of Mist: MUST KILL BARON!!!
Rydia: *kidnapped!*
(16)
Edge: I WILL SAVE YOU! Also, you are so hot.
Rydia: Am I hot AS A GIGANTIC DRAGON???
(17)
Edge: BTW I am stalking you.
Rydia: Kay.
(18)
Asura: Have some white magic.
Rydia: that's for wusses Yay! Happy ending!


*phew!*

Comments

[cendrillo.livejournal.com]

I MUST SEE THIS GODS AND ANGELS THING!

Yar.

And then some.

Look, my icon is a subtle tribute to Aeris on Tifa action!

~Cendri

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

Aeris/Tifa may be my new OTP.

I wonder if I could get Aeris/Zack/Tifa/Cloud into a story. That is the OT4 to end all OT4s.

Also, Gods and Angels isn't posted yet as it currently doesn't have, uh, an ending. But I'll share once it does XDD