A series of letters.

[seventhe]

Dear Columbus,

Hi! YOU ARE IN OHIO. PLEASE BUY A SNOWPLOW. When I cannot change lanes on a major highway due to the mountains of snow still on the road, and I've seen over 12 cars in ditches who did try to change lanes in the last 20 minutes, and this is not an exaggeration - something is wrong. I have never driven 40 on a highway before. Ever.

YOU FAIL AT WINTER.

No love,
Sev.

CC: Pickerington

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Dear IT company at work,

I do not like coming in to work, finding the power supply on my computer dead, and having to call you, mainly because you are made of idiots with a topping of stupid sauce. One hour later you called me back to inform me you'd opened a "ticket". I am glad I made the executive decision to just ring up the old computer guy because he made some calls and found a spare desktop I could snag a power supply from. Four hours later you notified me that you were "assigning the ticket" to the old computer guy - who had already solved my problem. Glad we got you involved, crappy IT company!

YOU FAIL AT LIFE.

No love,
Sev

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Dear Rydia,

I am sorry I had to put you in the box this morning and take you to the scary people. I am taking your claws out because you made that hole in Mummy's couch, and I do not want you to be pointy anymore. You should not have done that. I promise I will feed you when you get home since I couldn't give you food last night. Please forgive your Mummy.

Love,
Sev

Comments

[heyheyrenay.livejournal.com]

But claws are part of their arms. D: D: D: D:

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

I KNOOOWWWWWW and that's why I waited so long to do it. *cries*

But in her future life she will never need her claws, because I am there to take care of her.

she also needs to be declawed if i ever decide to, um, move in with someone.

[hilldo.livejournal.com]

You've gone 40 on a highway before unless you've been lucky enough to avoid ever getting stuck in construction and or behind an accident! ;)

But Columbus does suck at plowing, I actually was driving through grass at one point when I went to school down there as you could not really tell that it wasn't the road as it was unplowed. The car actually handled better on it too. :)

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

It was ridiculous. Do they think they're like a tropical paradise? Cause they ain't.

[hilldo.livejournal.com]

Well the thing is they don't really get all that much snow...not like up around us at least. When they do they probably just don't have as many trucks and such to clean off the road. :O

How was saturday?

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

Well, I'm spoiled from growing up in Buffalo, I guess. They have one plow per road, and they begin plowing while the snow is still falling to ensure that people can fucking drive.

That's the way it should be done!

Saturday was fun. I went to a cabaret.

[hilldo.livejournal.com]

Oh, you weren't at the dugout with the boys?

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

No sir, I went to visit drakonlily and her husband in Columbus.

[hilldo.livejournal.com]

That's cool. Thus the whining about columbus.

Bowling girl update: She has been sent the super bowl email...so possibly she will be there.

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

HOORAYS!!!

How many people are coming? Do you have room for potentially two more people?

[hilldo.livejournal.com]

Depends on the two. I don't really like random people I've never met showing up at parties at my place. Seems as though these types of people feel less obligation to respect the house they are in. I'm not saying this is true of your friends...

I would guess 14 or 15...but as always hard to get a definite number since no one ever lets me know if they are coming for sure.

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

Well you met Kas at the halloween party, she's the one that put Jason in the skirt. She and her husband don't have anything to do on Super Bowl day and are looking for a party. I'm not even sure if they would come since it's on a Sunday evening, I don't know their work schedule. But I didn't want to pass on an invite to your house without checking with you!

[hilldo.livejournal.com]

I'd say no...only on the basis of I'd rather keep it to people I know directly since I don't technically live where it is going to be.
Understandable I hope.

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

Hey, it's not my party. XD

[hilldo.livejournal.com]

This is true.
I'll have enough to worry about with Captain Bottlethrower promising to heave more bottles in the yard if there is snow.
There will be an asskicking if this occurs though.

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

CAPTAIN BOTTLETHROWER, ha. Hee. I love it.

[hilldo.livejournal.com]

You know what I love?

Peanut Butter Cups! :O

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

You know what I hate? You!

[hilldo.livejournal.com]

That's not true. You love me! You hate the fact that I get candy and cake all the time.

hater.

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

That's true. I love you and your parties. I despise your peanut butter cups, mostly out of jealousy!

[hilldo.livejournal.com]

Do you people not have candy where you work? Oh wait that's right you work with all men. Stupid men not having candy on their desks.

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

No, men never have candy. Sometimes they bring in crock pots of stewed meat. Which does me no good.

[hilldo.livejournal.com]

haha. I thought you were starting to eat the meat again there mary mo.

ruff.

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

Not the meat these guys make, nothankyouverymuches.

[hilldo.livejournal.com]

meat = good for you (except when its bad for you)

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

Meat = teh nastey.

[hilldo.livejournal.com]

That's ok. That just leaves more meat for me. Just like me not liking cock leaves more for you. :P

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

AW! MORE COCK! YOU'RE SO SWEET

[hilldo.livejournal.com]

Now you can't say I've never given you anything in the butt .

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

my butt is saved for you! Wha?

[hilldo.livejournal.com]

That's not what madison told me!

I need something to throw in my wok with some rice. Suggestions? :P

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

OOH OOH I KNOW! I KNOW!

[darthjon.livejournal.com]

so just so you know, in order to declaw a cat they basically take their fingers off at the first knuckle

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

I already know that people XD It's why I didn't do it when I first got her, but now I have to :((((

[jennyclarinet.livejournal.com]

Oooh poor little kitty with the bandaged paws.

BTW old Fuzzybox > new Fuzzybox. (aka Kurt and the boring/crazy old guys) But I hope you enjoyed the lapdances. :)

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

I am so sorry we missed it, but Trevor came out of the woodwork and I think everyone wanted to hang out with him.

I also heard the same about Fuzzybox. It sounds like nothing a few shots (and drunken J-Squad members) couldn't fix (or ignore)...

[jennyclarinet.livejournal.com]

It's ok. Seeing old friends (and strippers!) is more important than seeing a band that you've seen a thousand times.

Yes, it might have been better with more j-squad members, but a lot of the stuff they played was not upbeat enough for us to do anything with. :P

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

Aw. James did say they'd changed the show around and taken out a lot of good songs. Silly new guitarist!!