seventhe: (Quistis: Bad Day)

[personal profile] alatefeline left me some prompts and i’ve Already told y’all the story of the fucking faucet so that will count a s my rant for plumbing. Let’s get this

And today instead of RANTING i’m Going to tell you a hilarious story about my brother and food coloring so buckle up chucklefucks

SOOOOOoooo backstory: my brother and I grew up reading a lot of Calvin & Hobbes cause my gramma and grandpa had a bunch of the (books? Collections?) things, and we’d read and re read them the way you do when you get bored at your grandparents’ house. Right

So one day we’re eating dinner and mum has made like, meatloaf and mashed potatoes i think? And shes serving everybody and out of nowhere my brother says, “Can you make my mashed potatoes green?”

Cue mum: “Wha” ????

My brother: “You know how in Calvin & Hobbes their dinner is always green mush on a plate. I want mine to look like green mush on a plate like Calvin & Hobbes.”

And so my mum says, “Well, we can add some food coloring if you want, but it’s going to look very gross. You have to promise you’re going to eat it.”

Bro: “Well duh, it’s still mashed potatoes, I just want them green”

So mum gets the food coloring and they proceed to dye my brother’s serving of mashed potatoes a terrible looking green and he’s loving it like the lil dork he is and dad and i are just kind of peanut gallery eating meatloaf in the background or something idk.

Dinner’s served. And after about two fucking bites, my brother says, “I don’t think I can eat this.”

Mum: “It’s still mashed potatoes. They’re just green. You literally asked for this”

Bro: “yeah but its gross”

Mum: “we literally just talked about this”

Bro: “yeah but its gross”

So yeah even after ACKNOWLEDGING THAT THEY WERE STILL FUCKING MASHED POTATOES, and ADDING THE FOOD COLORING HIMSELF, it turns out my bro couldn’t eat the green mush on a plate. We threw it out and he got new normal colored mashed potatoes and we laughed at him for, well, the rest of his life i guess

And the moral of this story is: green eggs and ham is a bad sell, but regular eggs and ham is delicious. NEXT

seventhe: (Kain: Dragoons Do It From Above)

[personal profile] alwaysbeenasmiler has provided this prompt, which is delivered with no edits other than autocorrect

And honestly i have MIXED FEELINGS on this little FUCKER cause on one hand I’m like WHINE MORE EMO BOI and on the other hand I’m like but you are fun to play with in fanfiction so it’s like, as MULTI DIRECTIONAL RANT okay

Cause the charaCter that we see is REALLY CLOSE to just being a WHINY BRO about shit like HEY LETS KILL THIS KID CAUSE WE GOT ORDERS and I WANNA BE THE BIGGER BADASS, CECIL, LEMME BE THE BIGGER BADASS FOR ONCE and then at the end hes like oh no my tragic past will alWAYS HAUNT ME I’m gonna stay on this dumb ass mountain and be a wanker which is just like wow GET OVER YOURSELF it is not alL ABOUT YOU (the i dont deserve forgiveness plotline is a real iffy one wiht me; if done right it’s awesome but wow does it get done poorly at whole lot) )(then again I’m a sociopath who will always forgive me cause I’m always right so) (moviNG ON)

But in contrast most of what we see of Kain is him getting an UNHOLY MINDFFUCK at the hands of a GUY WHOS ALSO MINDFUCKED so its really like DOUBLE RAINBOW MINDFUCK there adn thats like well???? I guess i cant blame you ??? I mean i also have the urge daily to fuck off to a mountaintop and speak to no one but that’s because i hate people and cant be assed; but maybe the DOUBLE DECKER MINDFUCKERY makes you hate ppl too?? and that’s the FUN PART TO PLAU WITH IN WRITING cause like what does a DOUBLE PEPPERONI MINDFUCK really do to you? CAN I POKE IT WITH A STICK

The thing with Rosa too is like OKAY i think by the end of the game its p clear that Kain has seen Rosa as ...an object, almost, not really an objec t but this unatTAINABLE GOAL that is HIGH ON ITS PEDESTAL and sure i believe his love for her was real but like what part of the “I KIDNAP U AND SHUT U IN THIS TOWER” is done from love and selfishness and which si the MINDFUCK CUPCAKE WITH MINDFUCK ICING AND A LIL MINDFUCK ON TOP cause I’m p sure that’s the first kind of emotion i’d Go manipulate if i were an evil giant dick brain guy on the moon????

Any7way i think my feeligns for his character differ GREATLY whether you subscribe to the mailing list of “mind control let Kain be his true self” vs “mind control is a bitch yo” AND THAT’S THE HAPS, YALL

Profile

seventhe: (Default)
unfortunate hobo

September 2024

S M T W T F S
1234567
891011121314
15161718 192021
22232425262728
2930     

Syndicate

RSS Atom

Most Popular Tags

Page generated Jun. 15th, 2025 01:47 am
Powered by Dreamwidth Studios

Style Credit

Expand Cut Tags

No cut tags