the trick is to keep breathing

So the last time I went on a vacation I didn't tell a ton of people I was going and I think some people thought I had fallen off the face of the earth because, let's face it, that happens sometimes. But hi, I was gone for the last ten days! I WAS ON A CRUISE BOAT MOTHERFUCKER DON'T YOU EVER FORGET

Here is what happened:

• I got on a boat


• My brother got married


• I spent some more time in the Florida Keys


• I played with dolphins


• I went to the wedding reception in Pittsburgh


• Now I am sick.

( Here is more of what happened. )

And that was the wedding!

There are three things of note here:

1. While I was gone, I Skype called my cats. If you have Skype set up on a computer with a webcam and you pick the right settings you can have it automatically pick up with the webcam. So I got to see my kitties playing while I was gone. It was yayful.


2. I forget.


3. Photos soon!

cue: total and utter panic.