what a brilliant idea

[seventhe]

Life as fanfic:

first_seventhe: MORE PEOPLE SHOULD LOOK AT LIFE AS FANFICTION. FOR SERIOUS. ;)

shanaqui: Ahahahaha. It'd be rewritable, then. And if you realised later that it sucked, you could take it down and put something better in its place.

first_seventhe: I could probably use a life-beta, too.

shanaqui: I was going to go into rambling about life-betaing. You beat me to it!

first_seventhe: "You are being out-of-character here. Please edit your response."

shanaqui: *snigger* I almost want to make a post quoting this email.

first_seventhe: YOU HAVE PLAGIARIZED MY IDEA!

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[astrangerenters.livejournal.com]

"Jamie, a dazzlingly gorgeous person with no need for corrective lenses and blemish-free skin that is never too oily nor too dry, is an international super spy assassin with an STD-free lover in every port of call. She is in an open marriage with Christian Bale, an actor who respects and loves her for who she is."

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

I'm also editing myself a puppy and kitty preserve.

[katmillia.livejournal.com]

In my novel, I'm also editing in the fact that polygamy is legal as long as it's me. So I can be married to Orlando Bloom AND Skandar (the kid who plays Edmund) AND Tom Felton AND Sean Biggerstaff at the same time. And it's a-okay. And clearly they all love me so much that they don't care.

... maybe I'll have them all make out occasionally.

[astrangerenters.livejournal.com]

How old is Skandar? Cradle robber!

[katmillia.livejournal.com]

He's 17, so I'm also editing that that's a-okay by the government. In my case. LOL