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Jul. 23rd, 2008 12:38 pm
seventhe: (Sev: I have Asshat Disorder)
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Comment with a fandom and I'll tell you my:

One True Pairing Ship:

Canon Ship:

"If this happens I'll stab my eyes out with a spork" Ship:

"You are one sick bastard" Ship:

"I dabble a little" Ship:

"It's like a car crash" Ship:

"Tickles my fancy but not sold just yet" Ship:

"Makes no canon sense but why the Hell not" Ship:

"Everyone else loves it but I just don't feel it" Ship:

"When all is said and done" Ship:

Date: 2008-07-23 04:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] agentsteel53.livejournal.com
"Makes no canon sense but why the Hell not" Ship:

Indiana Jones/Darth Vader?

Date: 2008-07-23 04:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] venefica-aura.livejournal.com
I saw someone make an icon set for that on [profile] 10_lyricons recently I am not kidding.

Can I mention that political RPS and it's like FRIGHTENS ME?

PROOFS

~Cendri
Edited Date: 2008-07-23 04:51 pm (UTC)

Date: 2008-07-23 05:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] first-seventhe.livejournal.com
I think my favorite is the bottom left hand one where it looks like Obama is eating Hillary's face, haha

Date: 2008-07-23 05:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] venefica-aura.livejournal.com
Oh internet. Sometimes you make me forgot that some things are logical and sane.

~Cendri

Date: 2008-07-23 05:14 pm (UTC)

Date: 2008-07-23 04:41 pm (UTC)
shanaqui: River from Firefly. ((Rydia) Bitch plz)
From: [personal profile] shanaqui
Final Fantasy IV!

GOOD CHOICE

Date: 2008-07-23 04:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] first-seventhe.livejournal.com
One True Pairing Ship: Rydia/Edge me?

Canon Ship: Cecil/Rosa. I warm more to them every time I replay this game.

"If this happens I'll stab my eyes out with a spork" Ship: sort of an inaccurate question since I know how the game ends, but using fanfic instead: Cecil/Rydia. There's too much hero-worship/loyalty there for me to buy in to a relationship.

"You are one sick bastard" Ship: Palom/Porom uh what

"I dabble a little" Ship: Rydia/Rosa. More than a little, I'd say.

"It's like a car crash" Ship: Rydia/Edge, except that it's a car crash that ends well.

"Tickles my fancy but not sold just yet" Ship: Rydia/Edward -- definitely intriguing, post-game, but not entirely there.

"Makes no canon sense but why the Hell not" Ship: Kain/Edge. Because it feels good!

"Everyone else loves it but I just don't feel it" Ship: Cecil/Kain. Although I loves me some unrequited love and some love triangles! (Alright, shit, there aren't really ANY pairings in this fandom that I wouldn't buy with the right setup. I am an FFIV whore.)

"When all is said and done" Ship: I guess Rydia/Edge wins, since it was my first real fandom pairing. You're always partial to that. ;)

Date: 2008-07-23 04:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] venefica-aura.livejournal.com
WIFE SWAP. I mean. Uh. CSI. Right.

>.>

~Cendri

Date: 2008-07-23 04:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] first-seventhe.livejournal.com
One True Pairing Ship: Grissom/Bugs

Canon Ship: Grissom/Sara. I actually like this ship! Maybe because that's when I ran out of time and stopped watching the show, so I didn't see the writers bungle it. But I like it!

"If this happens I'll stab my eyes out with a spork" Ship: The New Girl / Anybody. So far, she's just annoying?

"You are one sick bastard" Ship: ...actually, I got nothing. Anyone/Dead Body?

"I dabble a little" Ship: Warrick/Catherine. Warrick is a sexy piece of manmeat, just sayin'.

"It's like a car crash" Ship: Grissom/Catherine. It would be a SEXY car crash, though.

"Tickles my fancy but not sold just yet" Ship: Greg/Sara! How cute would that be, if done right. (Although not now, what with Grissom.)

"Makes no canon sense but why the Hell not" Ship: Catherine/Sara! Love love love!

"Everyone else loves it but I just don't feel it" Ship: Nick/Warrick. Although it WOULD be pretty on the eyes...

"When all is said and done" Ship: Me/the entire cast of every CSI ever (except the annoying guy with sunglasses). Because real scientists aren't anywhere NEAR that good-looking.

Date: 2008-07-23 05:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] venefica-aura.livejournal.com
AHAHA TRUFAX.

And I totally just asked that to not be an FF person. I r different.

~Cendri

Date: 2008-07-23 05:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] first-seventhe.livejournal.com
I assumed! XD I don't know many other canons, so it works. XD

Date: 2008-07-23 05:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] venefica-aura.livejournal.com
I know, I had to like THINK about that. I was all, "dude, what DOES Sev do other than FF that I know of?"

~Cendri

P.S. Do mine! Now that I've gotten my shit done I'm bored!

Date: 2008-07-23 04:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] owlmoose.livejournal.com
FFX/X-2! *is predictable*

IT ATE MY FIRST SET OF ANSWERS! D:

Date: 2008-07-23 05:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] first-seventhe.livejournal.com
Also, this was hard! Apparently I am an omnishipper in this canon. XD

One True Pairing Ship: Lulu/Rikku - it's not always good, but I'll always give it a try.

Canon Ship: Jecht/Auron/Braska whaaaaaaaaaaaat it's canon Okay, okay, Lulu/Chappu.

"If this happens I'll stab my eyes out with a spork" Ship: again, not entirely relevant since I know what happens... so I'll say Tidus/Paine because seriously WTF. Or Shinra/Isaaru. I don't know.

"You are one sick bastard" Ship: Rikku/Yuna. It's so cute and bittersweet that I'll overlook the 'cousins' thing...

"I dabble a little" Ship: Auron/Lulu. For X2, Paine/Nooj and Baralai/Gippal, and that is entirely the fault of you and Nay. I don't normally read X2 because I haven't finished the game and I feel odd about it, but any time I see those two pairings now I'm willing to give it a try. :) THANKS

"It's like a car crash" Ship: Lulu/Wakka. Although, haha, it's canon! There are good things and bad things about that ship, IMO, but it ends up here because I'm having a hard time thinking of another ship. XD

"Tickles my fancy but not sold just yet" Ship: Rikku/Gippal. Love the idea, but I'd like to see one where they don't lose all of their IC personality, especially Rikku. Alternate: Baralai/Yuna. Tickles my fancy!

"Makes no canon sense but why the Hell not" Ship: Kimahri/Sexy Female Ronso! Erm. I guess that could make canon sense. Uhh, Braska/Rikku, and for this I blame Enkida.

"Everyone else loves it but I just don't feel it" Ship: Tidus/Yuna. I actually like the sweetness of the ship but I don't like the way it's written often, which is why it falls into this category.

"When all is said and done" Ship: Auron/Rikku is often done bad, but in the hands of a good author, I enjoy it a lot.

Re: IT ATE MY FIRST SET OF ANSWERS! D:

Date: 2008-07-24 08:05 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] owlmoose.livejournal.com
You know, for all the randomness we get in fandom sometimes, I don't think I've ever seen Tidus/Paine. Perhaps there are good reasons for that.

THANKS

Y-you're welcome? ;)

I really hear you on Tidus/Yuna and especially Rikku/Gippal being butchered by fandom. I have this problem with Baralai/Gippal sometimes, too. Too many fangirls who didn't pay any attention to the characters and are just working off their sketchy knowledge and other people's fanon.

Re: IT ATE MY FIRST SET OF ANSWERS! D:

Date: 2008-07-24 12:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] first-seventhe.livejournal.com
I think Paine might actually eat Tidus. Which would be awesome for a humor fic, bot otherwise....

plotbunny launch: for this to happen, you'd need the X-2 perfect ending, but then for Yuna and Tidus to break up. Which could be plausible, what with the way Yuna's changed in X2 and all. AUGH, NOW I AM INTRIGUED...

working off their sketchy knowledge and other people's fanon.

This is my biggest problem with writing in X-2 -- although I'm at least smart enough to not try unless it involves YRP? I only got to Chapter 4 in the game, and then I moved and completely lost my place and have not gone back to finish it. So while I know enough about the canon to read and enjoy, I don't feel comfortable enough to write it.

I've also -- apparently -- read some pretty terrible fanfic involving Baralai, Gippal, and Nooj, because I really just don't trust the personalities in my head any more.

Date: 2008-07-23 04:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] aesriella.livejournal.com
FFIX! Or, FFVIII. Or FFXII. Whichever tickles you. I'm decisive and unpredictable, I know.
From: [identity profile] first-seventhe.livejournal.com
One True Pairing Ship: Freya/Amarant. Hush, world. >.>

Canon Ship: I claim Beatrix/Steiner, because hello awkward love humor! If they don't count as canon, Zidane/Garnet

"If this happens I'll stab my eyes out with a spork" Ship: Hmm. Beatrix/Kuja? I don't know. Eye-stabbing is pretty drastic.

"You are one sick bastard" Ship: I guess in some lights Eiko/Vivi could be considered dirty or nasty or sick. Hmm. It's cute, though.

"I dabble a little" Ship: Beatrix/Garnet. Rina's fault.

"It's like a car crash" Ship: Freya/Fratley. There's only one way that one can end well, and that's the sweet sappy way that I don't favor.

"Tickles my fancy but not sold just yet" Ship: Eiko/Zidane. Hee, cute! Have to be one-sided, though.

"Makes no canon sense but why the Hell not" Ship: Mikoto/Vivi. LOL!

"Everyone else loves it but I just don't feel it" Ship: Blank/Anyone. I don't understand why Blank is so popular; there's nothing wrong with him, he just only has like 0.1sec screen time?

"When all is said and done" Ship: Eiko/Moogles, Freya/Angst, Amarant/Gold pieces.
From: [identity profile] aesriella.livejournal.com
BEATRIX/STEINER IS SO MUCH MORE THAN CANON, IT'S LIKE...AN ARMADA OF OFFICIALLY APPROVED LOL!LOVE.

I NOW LOVE YOU FOREVER.

Also totally agree with the wtf Blank. But then, I'd take a trip* on the Quistis/Xu ship any day, so I guess you can tie me up and stamp me a fictional hypocrite. I am indeed "meh" at the idea that Freya/AmnesiaRat could have a real future. Also, new OT4 Freya/Gold Pieces/Angst/Amarant Y/ Hell Y?

I originally wrote "Take a raid" here. Maybe I was thinking of a panty raid?
From: [identity profile] first-seventhe.livejournal.com
BEATRIX/STEINER IS LIKE A GOLD MINE FULL OF SHIMMERING WIN.

And yeah, thanks for that. Quistis/Xu "panty raid during SeeD training" plotbunny is GO.

The only way that Freya/Fratley could be an actual successful relationship would be for Fratley to regain his memories -- and even THAT isn't a given. I love stories that deal with it, just as an actual ship I kind of think it has no hope XD

AND YES. THEY CAN ROLL AROUND IN THE GOLD. AND ANGST. AND MAKE OUT A LITTLE
From: [identity profile] aesriella.livejournal.com
I pretty much think that Quistis/Xu/Booze is my FFVIII OT3.

"COME IN, BLUE MAGE, COME IN?"
"Wth Xu ASIANGURL, it's 3AM?!"
"THE MOOGLE HAS LEFT THE BASKET! REPEAT: THE MOOGLE HAS LEFT THE BASKET!"
"What?"
"Learn your code!"
"You're calling me at 3AM to say 'I stole your panties, get over here'?"
"Affirmative."
"Alright, if you insist."


Doomed ships are fun if correctly executed, but rapidly become whiney and annoying.

I VOTE FOR AN FFIX/EL DORADO FREYA/GOLD PIECES/ANGST/AMARANTCROSS OVER (BUT WITH FEWER SPANISH COLONIALISTS AND MORE MAKING OUT ON PILES OF GOLD)
From: [identity profile] first-seventhe.livejournal.com
That Quistis/Xu has me laughing my ass off, for real. Also I think your El Dorado is an AU IDEA WAITING TO HAPPEN
From: [identity profile] aesriella.livejournal.com
"How did we get here?"
"WE CAME THROUGH A GIANT HOLE IN THE PLOT."

Date: 2008-07-23 05:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] churched.livejournal.com
Kushiel! Either trilogy. :)

Date: 2008-07-23 05:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] first-seventhe.livejournal.com
One True Pairing Ship: Joscelin/His Vows, Hyacinthe/Tragic Stuff, Me/The entire world of Terre D'Ange

Canon Ship: Phedre/Joscelin. Oh, the love. or Ysandre/Drustan, even though they didn't get a lot of attention, because I liked their story.

"If this happens I'll stab my eyes out with a spork" Ship: whaaaaaaaaaaat this question is terrible. I guess I vote Imri/Phedre, because that one twings my incest vibe in the bad bad way.

"You are one sick bastard" Ship: Phedre/Melisande. Yes, yes, yes.

"I dabble a little" Ship: Delaunay/Melisande. Sexy. dangerous. Mmmm.

"It's like a car crash" Ship: Hyacinthe/Phedre. Just because it can't end well...

"Tickles my fancy but not sold just yet" Ship: Joscelin/Hyacinthe. While Phedre watches?

"Makes no canon sense but why the Hell not" Ship: Phedre/Ysandre. I really like Ysandre.

"Everyone else loves it but I just don't feel it" Ship: ?? I don't know what other people like, honestly. >.> Eaugh.

"When all is said and done" Ship: Any of the above?

Date: 2008-07-23 07:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] churched.livejournal.com
That one was a little hard, huh? I guess there aren't many available options!

Although, a big giant YES to Ysandre/Phedre. In my mind, Phedre totally gave Ysandre lessons on pleasure before her wedding. :)

Date: 2008-07-23 07:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] first-seventhe.livejournal.com
Oh, hell yes. On Ysandre's orders.

Date: 2008-07-23 08:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] churched.livejournal.com
No wonder Ysandre got pregnant! xD

Date: 2008-07-23 08:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] first-seventhe.livejournal.com
It explains a lot how she can go six months without seeing her husband ... ;)

Date: 2008-07-23 08:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] churched.livejournal.com
"Phedre. I need you to translate for me. In my bed chambers. For three days, preferably. Maybe four."

Date: 2008-07-23 05:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wildejoy.livejournal.com
FFVIII? =)

Date: 2008-07-23 06:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] first-seventhe.livejournal.com
One True Pairing Ship: Selphie/Irvine. Hands down. Yes, I'm lame. Alternate: Quistis/Rinoa.

Canon Ship: Squall/Rinoa, if done well.

"If this happens I'll stab my eyes out with a spork" Ship: Squall/Rinoa with too much romantic crap; Seifer/Anyone in which there is romantic crap.

"You are one sick bastard" Ship: Two choices: Quistis/Laguna (the age squicks some) or Squall/Ellone (not really incest, but enough to weird some people out)

"I dabble a little" Ship: Quistis/Rinoa. More than a little. >.>

"It's like a car crash" Ship: does Seifer/Irvine count here? They crash so good.

"Tickles my fancy but not sold just yet" Ship: ...I am an FFVIII whore and am pretty much willing to accept any pairing because they're all so pretty. So I'll put Irvine/Rinoa and Selphie/Squall here instead: I'd love them if they were good, but a lot of time authors miss the ball.

"Makes no canon sense but why the Hell not" Ship: Selphie/Seifer. I ship this like burning. I don't know why. Also Quistis/Laguna. Or Zell/Ellone.

"Everyone else loves it but I just don't feel it" Ship: Squall/Seifer? *prepares to get lynched* I just ...I'm never really drawn to the rival!ships. I love the Squall-Seifer relationship but for some reason it never goes into sex for me.

"When all is said and done" Ship: Seifer/Quistis, Quistis/Rinoa. Irvine/Hat.
Edited Date: 2008-07-23 06:06 pm (UTC)

Date: 2008-07-23 06:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wildejoy.livejournal.com
Irvine/Hat!♥♥♥ Good choice.

I won't lynch you for not liking Squall/Seifer! I used to like it, but not anymore. They just don't seem to quite... fit. I love the way they interact, though.

Date: 2008-07-23 06:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] first-seventhe.livejournal.com
Irvine/Hat: YOU CANNOT GO WRONG.

Squall/Seifer to me is much like other rival!ships: it's just very hard for my brain to jump from the "hate hate yelling hate competition" into sexx0rz/buttsexx0rz. I like it when well-written, though, because I especially LOVE the Seifer-Squall dynamic in a lot of ways!

And if you throw someone else in there - say, Seifer/Rinoa/Squall - I'm basically sold. *is a ho*

Date: 2008-07-23 07:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wildejoy.livejournal.com
I have seen no Seifer/Rinoa/Squall. Do you have links? This sounds so hot I think my pants could burst into flames.

Here is one Squall/Seifer fic I actually really liked. (I prefer Squall/Seifer to Seifer/Squall.)

Date: 2008-07-23 08:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] first-seventhe.livejournal.com
I... actually don't think I have, although my brain has written plenty. I'll have to check through my links and see.

Date: 2008-07-23 06:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] aesriella.livejournal.com
I too am a member of the "eh?" squad when it comes to Seifer/Squall. I know that there's a fine line between love and hate etc but...they really, really hate each other. Quistis/Laguna and Quistis/Rinoa both have such a lot of scope, I love them when well written.

Excuse me while I snort a plotbunny.

Date: 2008-07-23 06:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] first-seventhe.livejournal.com
Well, my brain just tends to fail on most rival!ships, and maybe that's just because it's hard to turn that strong emotion into something where pr0nz would be believable.

Quistis/Laguna -- I have about 10,000 words of this in my brain somewhere. >.>

Date: 2008-07-23 06:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] safety-caesars.livejournal.com
Final Fantasy VI!

And I'm totally stealing this meme!!

Date: 2008-07-23 06:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] first-seventhe.livejournal.com
One True Pairing Ship: Celes/Terra this meme is revealing my UTTERLY GAY SIDE

Canon Ship: Locke/Celes, if they count as canon! Otherwise, Madonna/Maduin because I don't know what else really counts as canon.

"If this happens I'll stab my eyes out with a spork" Ship: Edgar/Sabin - for some reason that one pings me...

"You are one sick bastard" Ship: ...but I'll freely write Relm/Shadow here, because I wrote it once (overtones, not explicit) and it stuck in my head I can't help it shut up. Alternate: Kefka/Terra, slave crown. shutupshutupshutup.

"I dabble a little" Ship: Edgar/Locke (lockewantscocke), Terra/Setzer, Celes/Setzer

"It's like a car crash" Ship: Edgar/older!Relm. Hahahaha!

"Tickles my fancy but not sold just yet" Ship: Terra/Locke. I know, I am cheating on my Locke/Celes OTP, but when I replayed FFVI Advance I saw it everywhere look I can't help it and I want more

"Makes no canon sense but why the Hell not" Ship: Terra/Shadow. I had an awesome plotbunny for this once upon a time.

"Everyone else loves it but I just don't feel it" Ship: Locke/Rachel, not because there's anything wrong with it but because it's over, poor boy

"When all is said and done" Ship: Relm/Gau! How adorable can you get?!

Date: 2008-07-23 06:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] safety-caesars.livejournal.com
Your love of twincest does not extend to the Brothers Figaro?!?!?!?! Let's not be picky now XD Hahahahhaa

I WILL NOT SHUT UP ABOUT KEFKA/TERRA BECAUSE I'M ALL ABOUT KEFKA/ANYONE MM-HMMM! <3

Date: 2008-07-23 06:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] first-seventhe.livejournal.com
I KNOW I DON'T UNDERSTAND IT AT ALL. MY TWINCEST IS WRONG

Also: THANK GOODNESS. Because, uh, Kefka/Terra control issues a;ksjd;alskdl;as someday I will be writing it. >.>

Date: 2008-07-23 09:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] safety-caesars.livejournal.com
YAY I CAN'T WAIT TO READ IT!!

Date: 2008-07-24 03:25 am (UTC)
lassarina: (Default)
From: [personal profile] lassarina
DO IT. WANT. CAN THERE BE SLAVE CROWN INVOLVED?

Date: 2008-07-24 12:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] first-seventhe.livejournal.com
UH DEFINITELY YYYY SLACE CROWN AND INAPPROPRIATE MAGIC KINK IN THE BEDROOM (Terra starts off with Fire, and Cure...)

I AM GOING TO HELL

Date: 2008-07-24 02:30 pm (UTC)
lassarina: (Crabby Ghis)
From: [personal profile] lassarina
I WILL SO BE RIGHT THERE WITH YOU.

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