A meme, and a plug!
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seventheFirst of all: How Not to Date Blondes, Chapter 18
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mrsteninch:
THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:
1. Jessica / Jes / Jessy / Jacy1
2. Sev / Seventhe
3. Bitch (not joking)
THREE SCREEN NAMES YOU HAVE HAD:
1. Silver070
2. animegirlseven (shut up I was like 15)
3. thefirstseventhe
THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. My eyes: I think they're a nice color.
2. My hands. I have my grandmother's long fingers.
3. T & A. Don't laugh, but both are fairly decent.so I like being a whore!
THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU DON’T LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. My eyes: or, mainly, the fact that I'm nearly legally blind, so (a) glasses are expensive and contacts aren't an option, and (b) nobody can see my pretty eyes or makeup because I have three-inch glasses on.
2. My hair. God, it's ugly.
3. My tubby parts.
THREE PARTS OF YOUR HERITAGE:
1. Polish: 1/4, from my paternal grandparents.
2. DAR (Daughter of the American revolution): on my maternal grandparents' side.
3. Mutt: the rest of my ancestory!
THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU:
1. Bees!
2. Car accidents
3. Things that could blow up at work
THREE OF YOUR EVERY DAY ESSENTIALS:
1. Sleep.
2. Coffee.
3. My kitty.
THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING NOW:
1. Steel-toed Sketchers
2. $7 khakis
3. A blue lab coat
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE BANDS OR MUSICAL ARTISTS:
1. Fiona Apple
2. Garbage
3. Bjork
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE SONGS (RIGHT NOW):
1. "Bite Me" - Electric Six
2. "Where's Summer B?" - Ben Folds Five
3. "Somebody Told Me" - The Killers
THREE THINGS YOU WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP:
1. To have fun.
2. Total honesty.
3. Support.
TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE, IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER:
1. I love mustard.
2. I was in a wheelchair in high school.
3. I like boobs!
THREE PHYSICAL THINGS ABOUT THE PREFERRED SEX THAT APPEAL TO YOU:
1. Smell
2. Face / Hair
3. Lack of clothing!
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE HOBBIES:
1. Writing
2. Playing music
3. Art!
THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW:
1. Go the hell home.
2. Hire a sexy slave to do my dishes.
3. Have a beer.
THREE CAREERS YOU’RE CONSIDERING/YOU’VE CONSIDERED:
1. Classical musician (flute)
2. Photographer
3. Bar owner
THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO ON VACATION:
1. Western US parks: Yosemite, Yellowstone, etc
2. The U.K.
3. Mexico
THREE NAMES YOU LIKE:
1. Cecily
2. Jefferson
3. ...I got nothing.
THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
1. Beacon.
2. Travel the US and take pictures.
3. Drink as much wine as possible!
THREE WAYS THAT YOU ARE STEREOTYPICALLY A GIRL (SAME SEX):
1. I use hair products (although I have to - see above, re: "ugly hair")
2. I don't like bees, or flying insects in general (but mainly bees)
3. Recently, I've been doing a lot of shopping?
THREE WAYS THAT YOU ARE STEREOTYPICALLY A BOY (OPPOSITE SEX):
1. I have a filthy mouth. (I'm keeping this one. Someone at work just told me I should come with a PG-13 rating.)
2. I drink beer, the darker and more bitter the better, and I love shots of whiskey and bourbon.
3. I love football!
THREE PEOPLE YOU WANT TO SEE DO THIS MEME NOW:
1. Whoever
2. wants
3. it!
1 My initials are JC, and it became "Jacy" after a while, which sounds conveniently enough like "Jessy" to not be confusing. My dad still calls me Jacy or Jace pretty much all the time. For a year in school, it went on my papers.
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enkida (uncensored version)There's more hot porn, guys.
Meme, from
mrsteninch:THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:
1. Jessica / Jes / Jessy / Jacy1
2. Sev / Seventhe
3. Bitch (not joking)
THREE SCREEN NAMES YOU HAVE HAD:
1. Silver070
2. animegirlseven (shut up I was like 15)
3. thefirstseventhe
THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. My eyes: I think they're a nice color.
2. My hands. I have my grandmother's long fingers.
3. T & A. Don't laugh, but both are fairly decent.
THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU DON’T LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. My eyes: or, mainly, the fact that I'm nearly legally blind, so (a) glasses are expensive and contacts aren't an option, and (b) nobody can see my pretty eyes or makeup because I have three-inch glasses on.
2. My hair. God, it's ugly.
3. My tubby parts.
THREE PARTS OF YOUR HERITAGE:
1. Polish: 1/4, from my paternal grandparents.
2. DAR (Daughter of the American revolution): on my maternal grandparents' side.
3. Mutt: the rest of my ancestory!
THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU:
1. Bees!
2. Car accidents
3. Things that could blow up at work
THREE OF YOUR EVERY DAY ESSENTIALS:
1. Sleep.
2. Coffee.
3. My kitty.
THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING NOW:
1. Steel-toed Sketchers
2. $7 khakis
3. A blue lab coat
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE BANDS OR MUSICAL ARTISTS:
1. Fiona Apple
2. Garbage
3. Bjork
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE SONGS (RIGHT NOW):
1. "Bite Me" - Electric Six
2. "Where's Summer B?" - Ben Folds Five
3. "Somebody Told Me" - The Killers
THREE THINGS YOU WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP:
1. To have fun.
2. Total honesty.
3. Support.
TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE, IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER:
1. I love mustard.
2. I was in a wheelchair in high school.
3. I like boobs!
THREE PHYSICAL THINGS ABOUT THE PREFERRED SEX THAT APPEAL TO YOU:
1. Smell
2. Face / Hair
3. Lack of clothing!
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE HOBBIES:
1. Writing
2. Playing music
3. Art!
THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW:
1. Go the hell home.
2. Hire a sexy slave to do my dishes.
3. Have a beer.
THREE CAREERS YOU’RE CONSIDERING/YOU’VE CONSIDERED:
1. Classical musician (flute)
2. Photographer
3. Bar owner
THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO ON VACATION:
1. Western US parks: Yosemite, Yellowstone, etc
2. The U.K.
3. Mexico
THREE NAMES YOU LIKE:
1. Cecily
2. Jefferson
3. ...I got nothing.
THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
1. Beacon.
2. Travel the US and take pictures.
3. Drink as much wine as possible!
THREE WAYS THAT YOU ARE STEREOTYPICALLY A GIRL (SAME SEX):
1. I use hair products (although I have to - see above, re: "ugly hair")
2. I don't like bees, or flying insects in general (but mainly bees)
3. Recently, I've been doing a lot of shopping?
THREE WAYS THAT YOU ARE STEREOTYPICALLY A BOY (OPPOSITE SEX):
1. I have a filthy mouth. (I'm keeping this one. Someone at work just told me I should come with a PG-13 rating.)
2. I drink beer, the darker and more bitter the better, and I love shots of whiskey and bourbon.
3. I love football!
THREE PEOPLE YOU WANT TO SEE DO THIS MEME NOW:
1. Whoever
2. wants
3. it!
1 My initials are JC, and it became "Jacy" after a while, which sounds conveniently enough like "Jessy" to not be confusing. My dad still calls me Jacy or Jace pretty much all the time. For a year in school, it went on my papers.
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Date: 2008-07-04 12:16 am (UTC)*Ahem*
Hurray for memes. Will be stealing kthnx.