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First of all: How Not to Date Blondes, Chapter 18

ff.net version (censored) || enkida (uncensored version)

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( and now, the meme! )

OK, so I stopped posting HNtDB at brokenprism around... Chapter Four.

CHAPTER FOUR.

Oh, god. Whomever is doing ff_press today, I am so so SO sorry. I will try to space them out. >.>

Anyway! If you haven't seen it yet: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3170718/12/ - Chapter 12: In Which Two Blondes Do Not Date.

(that's right chapter 12 and the last thing i posted in BP was chapter 4 oh god i don't even know where those files are anymore >.>)