Turk Party Weekend: Success

[seventhe]

Friday: Late-night drive to Columbus (seriously... I'm talking 1am)

Friday night: Up all night in a terrified curled-up ball in the corner of the couch because I am afraid of Drakon's vicious baby-eating wolf hybrids (read: dogs fall over on floor to be petted when you look at them)

Saturday morning: Leave house with thermos full of two pots of coffee, which is promptly stored between my legs for the drive to B-Town. Meet greatest Wendy's employee ever and discuss fandom, drama, fanfiction, and being forever students. Definitely drink two pots of coffee. Pee every ten minutes. Meticulously tag everything we discuss. There is a zombie on your lawn.

Saturday afternoon: Arrival in Cendriville. Cendri dances for us in dress and ladybug slippers. Take video. Attend wedding at which Harry Potter is a groomsman. Head off to reception and meet awesome old people for dinner. Wait expectantly for groom's family to provide liquor license.

Saturday evening: Sev is the goddamned Batman (of makeup). Pa Cendri offers to be DD. He is awesome and I am proud to be his m-preg spawn. Score excellent Greek food. Have tasty local brew. Follow the sound of techno to a club at which we dance like we are not as old as we are. Are supplied with delicious candy-tasting Long Islands, which we then transfer to Taco Bell cups and take home. Sleepy cuddle-times passing out in awesome waterbed. Next morning transfer to Squishy Bed, which eats me. There is still a zombie on your lawn.

Sunday morning: Ma Cendri feeds us deliciousness; it is awesome. Wander B-Town. Pet three cats (yay!). Purchase copious amounts of music. Eat more delicious food.

Sunday afternoon: Listen to world's greatest CD ever in the car while writing ~5,000 words of plot outline for the most epic FF8 fic possible. Eat burgers.

Sunday night: Finally arrive home and pass the fuck out.

My penis is a divining rod, and you are the water.

Comments

[safety-caesars.livejournal.com]

Zeromus approves this entry and all related tags and mayhem.

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

How many people can you fit in your apartment? Just, y'know, hypothetically.

[safety-caesars.livejournal.com]

There's plenty of hardwood floorspace if people have air mattresses/sleeping bags! XD I have a double bed if one person wants to squish in with me, a futon mattress of the same size, and then more room on the floor. Hypothetically, it could be packed like a clown car. Furniture is all on the perimeter of the room so y'know XD

[divka.livejournal.com]

*blinks*

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

This is why I don't have open tagging. I do enough myself. XD

[churched.livejournal.com]

I may take the zombie on your lawn tag.

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

All yours! We watched that three times in the car.

[churched.livejournal.com]

I had no idea that one little video is so popular!

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

I HAD NEVER SEEN IT BEFORE. I started blocking video links at work once they sent out the email about the bandwidth use, and I just forgot to watch it.

Then we watched it three times in a row. XD

[venefica-aura.livejournal.com]

Ha ha. So my dad asked me last night if I wanted to have breakfast with him this morning, I was like, "sure!" but then he told me he had to be on a plan at 6 am.

Ass.

Also, I almost said "your mom's face on a boat" to someone ALREADY today.

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

That's hilarious. Pa Cendri is pretty much awesome. I think it's revenge for the 3am "PICK US UP WE ARE DRUNK" phone call.

[drakonlily.livejournal.com]

Omg I have to compile our tags lists. XD YAY.

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

Mine were from the napkin. XD

[drakonlily.livejournal.com]

I just complied the master list. Because I rule.

[shanaqui]

The tags are amazing.

[heybitchmove.livejournal.com]

On the List of Reasons Why I Love Sev and Her Awesome Life, this post easily scores in the top 50. Easily.