COCK HAIKU DAY

[seventhe]

ANYONE WHO EVER THOUGHT THIS JOURNAL WAS A HAPPY FUN INNOCENT PG-RATED PONY RIDE WHAT WERE YOU SMOKING??? PLEASE JUST SCROLL PAST THIS ENTRY.

Haiku:
[5 syllables]
[7 syllables]
[5 syllables]

About cock.

Plz to be writing in the comments.

I will reply with a haiku of my own.

Comments

[siva630.livejournal.com]

i.
Our innocence lost
In a cock-joke bramble bush
Who cares? COCK IST WIN.

ii.
Pulsing in LiveJay
Cock cries at those around him:
"Why are you laughing!? ;___;"

iii.
I had a plant, it
was grey, it grew and grew and
8=============D~~~~~

iv.
Simeon Daniels
Was a remarkable man
COCK COCK COCK COCK COCK

v.
The hat trick was known
To send Seifer insane with
With lust and bonar.

A sticker on his
Gunblade said, "Meet me at five
in your bedroom. Bitch."

His keys were missing.
"Fuck you, Irvine," he thought, and
licked his cherry lips.

At five he strolled in.
Silk sheets dressed the bed, but no
Cowboy in plain view.

There was a distinct
Lack of pants in the boudoir.
Irvine's slacks crumpled

On the floor in the
corner. From the bathroom he
stepped, hair flowing free.

"How nice of you to
come." Seifer's eyes traced down to
see, below his waist

The cowboy hat hung.
"No hands," smirked Irvine, and took
the hat off his cock.

The pole in Seifer's
pants almost burst the fabric.
Irvine stepped forward

Slipped his hand under
the waistband, grabbed Seifer's cock.
"Nice cock," he smirked, and

Rubbed him up and down.
He gasped, and clutched Irvine's cock,
Who moaned, and stroked hard.

And they were touching
each other's cocks and they were
touching each other's

Cocks and they were touch
ing each other's cocks and they
were touching each oth

Er's cocks and they were
touching each other's cocks and
they were tocugjflgkfjgl

COCK.

COCK.

COCK.

COOCK.

CORK.

COK.

*ded*

[irish-ais.livejournal.com]

I declare this the winner. I can't even haiku, laughing so hard.

[siva630.livejournal.com]

COCK IS THE REAL WINNER HERE

[katmillia.livejournal.com]

I think this is the best thing I have ever read.

... nothing can surpass the level of awesome this just brought to my day. WIN. TOTAL, FUCKING, WIN.

Also, cock!

[siva630.livejournal.com]

COCK IS ENDLESS FUN TO WRITE!

We should arrange an epic Cock-Off at some point in fandom future.

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

I JUST CHOKED ON MY SANDWICH FROM LAUGHING

I CAN BARELY EVEN TYPE

YOU ARE FULL OF WIN!

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

Irvine rests his hat
beside Seifer's bedpost and
quickly goes downtown.

This poor hat has seen
more blowjobs than there are stars.
Irvine is a slut.

[siva630.livejournal.com]

Yes but gay cowboy
porn never gets old. Seifer
needs MOAR blowjobs. (Cock.)

[dior-anghel.livejournal.com]

GUESS WHO GETS 544895724905703498572895 AWESOME POINTS?

YOU DO.

I DON'T KNOW YOU BUT SERIOUSLY, I LIKE YOU ALREADY. =D

[muggy-mountain.livejournal.com]

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too good. i can't even reply in the form of haiku because you just made me, uh, countless.

HA HA HA

[rosencrantz.livejournal.com]

also, "CORK"

XD XD XD