COCK HAIKU DAY

[seventhe]

ANYONE WHO EVER THOUGHT THIS JOURNAL WAS A HAPPY FUN INNOCENT PG-RATED PONY RIDE WHAT WERE YOU SMOKING??? PLEASE JUST SCROLL PAST THIS ENTRY.

Haiku:
[5 syllables]
[7 syllables]
[5 syllables]

About cock.

Plz to be writing in the comments.

I will reply with a haiku of my own.

Comments

and here is a sample haiku

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

How many different
ways are there to describe the
male anatomy?

Whether it's slang, or
purple prose euphemism:
They all make me laugh.

[hilldo.livejournal.com]

Haiku's about cock
Are like your boyfriend's wanger
Bound to make you laugh.


I can do better. :{

[hilldo.livejournal.com]

Replying to yourself, always good.

Raging Erection
Good lord, has it been 4 hours?
Time to call the doc.

[shanaqui]

cockity cockit
y cockity cockity
cockity cock cock

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

...yeah, I laughed out loud.


it's just the word "cock"
WHY IS IT SO FUNNY? WHY?
seriously, why?

at least i got the syllavles right

[3-2-1.livejournal.com]

cock cock cock cock cokc
this is a drunk comment cock
peen0r cock cock cock

Re: at least i got the syllavles right

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

(peen0r? best word ever)

let me try again

[3-2-1.livejournal.com]

What is that sword an
overcompensation for?
Better left unsaid.

Re: let me try again

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

Cloud and Squall compare
the size of their "swords" sometimes
everybody wins!

LOOK ITS EDGE/KAIN AS A HAIKU

[katmillia.livejournal.com]

"Look, you nincompoop,"
Edge said, as he cleaned his sword.
"Let's just get it on."

"But I'm not sure,"
Kain said, looking slightly red.
"This is quite a step."

"Well, I can tell you,
when I'm done with you," Edge said,
"you will love my cock."

Re: LOOK ITS EDGE/KAIN AS A HAIKU

[shanaqui]

Win! :D

Re: LOOK ITS EDGE/KAIN AS A HAIKU

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

"I'm not sure," said Kain.
"I know you told Rydia
the very same thing."

"SHUT UP." Edge looked mad,
and using his ninja skills,
removed both their pants.

[astrangerenters.livejournal.com]

Just a question, Sev
In Pirate Seifer/Quistis...
Please say that there's COCK

[irish-ais.livejournal.com]

I agree with this;
cock is not optional here.
Whip jokes are a must.

[siva630.livejournal.com]

i.
Our innocence lost
In a cock-joke bramble bush
Who cares? COCK IST WIN.

ii.
Pulsing in LiveJay
Cock cries at those around him:
"Why are you laughing!? ;___;"

iii.
I had a plant, it
was grey, it grew and grew and
8=============D~~~~~

iv.
Simeon Daniels
Was a remarkable man
COCK COCK COCK COCK COCK

v.
The hat trick was known
To send Seifer insane with
With lust and bonar.

A sticker on his
Gunblade said, "Meet me at five
in your bedroom. Bitch."

His keys were missing.
"Fuck you, Irvine," he thought, and
licked his cherry lips.

At five he strolled in.
Silk sheets dressed the bed, but no
Cowboy in plain view.

There was a distinct
Lack of pants in the boudoir.
Irvine's slacks crumpled

On the floor in the
corner. From the bathroom he
stepped, hair flowing free.

"How nice of you to
come." Seifer's eyes traced down to
see, below his waist

The cowboy hat hung.
"No hands," smirked Irvine, and took
the hat off his cock.

The pole in Seifer's
pants almost burst the fabric.
Irvine stepped forward

Slipped his hand under
the waistband, grabbed Seifer's cock.
"Nice cock," he smirked, and

Rubbed him up and down.
He gasped, and clutched Irvine's cock,
Who moaned, and stroked hard.

And they were touching
each other's cocks and they were
touching each other's

Cocks and they were touch
ing each other's cocks and they
were touching each oth

Er's cocks and they were
touching each other's cocks and
they were tocugjflgkfjgl

COCK.

COCK.

COCK.

COOCK.

CORK.

COK.

*ded*

[irish-ais.livejournal.com]

I declare this the winner. I can't even haiku, laughing so hard.

[astrangerenters.livejournal.com]

Femmeslash can be hot
Ladies touching is awesome
Except there's no cock

So let's propose that
There should be more cock in femme
Slash for great justice

Strap-ons and dildos
Any substitute for cock
Who needs a man, right?

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

Selphie has a toy!
Sometimes Quistis wears it, but
Irvine likes it, too.

Fuck me now I want
somebody to write me a
threesome scene of that

[safety-caesars.livejournal.com]

anyone who calls
for cock-related haikus
wins big IMO

for this I believe
I have found a new best friend
el-oh-el COCK POEMS

[taking artistic license in the pronunciation of "poems"] XD

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

Cock jokes for the win!
Welcome to my L-J, I
clearly have no taste

[nadleeh]

Oh mighty phallus
Wherein the men keep their brains
Fandom loveth thee.

~Miri

[dior-anghel.livejournal.com]

THIS IS TOTALLY FANTASTIC.

I THINK I'D LIKE THIS FRAMED.

[salarta.livejournal.com]

Cock cock cock cock cock
Cock cock cock cock cock cock cock
Cock cock cock cock cock


I R HAIKU MASTUR

[yi-sen.livejournal.com]

my throbbing manhood
making decisions for me
dude. seriously.

[lassarina]

♥

[fireholly.livejournal.com]

O! Purple sceptre,
tip dripping with wond'rous pearls,
proclaim a man king!

[rosencrantz.livejournal.com]

This beautiful poem
Its praises deserve singing
For quoting pre-cum

[lassarina]

Valvalicia
thinks Kain's spear puts Rubicant's
to shame. (They both agree.)

[owlmoose.livejournal.com]

This dish is meant to
Look like a candle but I
Think we know the truth.


I got the image from a librarian blog. For serious.

[astrangerenters.livejournal.com]

Librarians are dirty dirty whores. And I can say this because I am (almost) one myself.

[kristinmachina.livejournal.com]

What Butz does not know
Is that Feris is screwing
Him with a fake cock


...I tried.

[rosencrantz.livejournal.com]

with a name like butz
how can he not expect to
be screwed with dildos

Cock metaphors, and cock suffrage!

[protect-vester.livejournal.com]

When did this all start?
Lightsabers are now white-hot
Metaphors for cock!

Any long, thick thing
Like Scarlet's hot Sister Ray
Are slyly phallic!

Have you seen the thick
Washington Memorial?
It gets me aroused!

I can no longer
Unpeel any bananas
Without an eye gleam

Swords equal penii...
Does this mean SOLDIERS are gay?
I propose, "HELL YES!"

Cowboys covertly
Crave closet clambakes with
converse cowboy cocks!

Cocks are people too
They have heads, they cry and twitch
And move on their own

A call for cock rights!
Anything that sensitive
Should be free to vote!

-- um, this was too fun. Is it sad that I could probably keep going indefinitely?

Re: Cock metaphors, and cock suffrage!

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

I have a crush on you for this. XDD

[rosencrantz.livejournal.com]

this even has stanzas I can't breath from laughing too hard XD