COCK HAIKU DAY

[seventhe]

ANYONE WHO EVER THOUGHT THIS JOURNAL WAS A HAPPY FUN INNOCENT PG-RATED PONY RIDE WHAT WERE YOU SMOKING??? PLEASE JUST SCROLL PAST THIS ENTRY.

Haiku:
[5 syllables]
[7 syllables]
[5 syllables]

About cock.

Plz to be writing in the comments.

I will reply with a haiku of my own.

Comments

[rosencrantz.livejournal.com]

with a name like butz
how can he not expect to
be screwed with dildos

[kristinmachina.livejournal.com]

"Arr, Matey! You like when
I ram my top-mast into
yer port hole, don't ya?"

The Adventures of Butz and Faris' Dildo, Part II

[rosencrantz.livejournal.com]

"Yes, cap'n!" screamed Butz,
"I need more, and harder, too!"
"Ugn!" grunted Faris.

But (s)he stopped thrusting.
"Huh? What's wrong?" asked Butz, confused.
"Aww, fuck," groaned Faris,

"The damn thing broke off!"
"I broke your cock off?!" screamed Butz.
Faris considered.

Butz still looked worried,
But she weighed all her options.
I like being male.

Besides, this is good,
I can blackmail Butz later!
"Owww, hell's bells," she groaned.

"You broke off my dick!
Arg, you maggot, I'll kill you!"
Butz started sweating.

"Oh please don't hurt me!"
which was the opposite of
what he'd said before.

Faris hid a smile.
"What do I tell the others?"
She groaned with feeling.

"Umm... that you're a girl?"
Butz said to her cautiously.
He didn't move much

Though that was pretty
much because the dildo was
still inside his ass.

"Hrm," grunted Faris,
Roughly reclaiming her "dick,"
"Maybe that will work."

"Not badly damaged,"
She mused, strapping it back on.
"I can still use it!"

"What?" asked Butz, surprised.
"SHUT UP, SEA DOG!" Faris screamed,
"YOU NEARLY BROKE IT!"

"You will be punished!"
"Oh no!" said Butz, though he meant
"Oh yes, please, master!"




XD

Re: The Adventures of Butz and Faris' Dildo, Part II

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHAHA! WIN!

Re: The Adventures of Butz and Faris' Dildo, Part II

[kristinmachina.livejournal.com]

I <3 YOU SO HARD!

THERE NEEDS TO BE MORE FFV PORN IN THE WORLD!