COCK HAIKU DAY

[seventhe]

ANYONE WHO EVER THOUGHT THIS JOURNAL WAS A HAPPY FUN INNOCENT PG-RATED PONY RIDE WHAT WERE YOU SMOKING??? PLEASE JUST SCROLL PAST THIS ENTRY.

Haiku:
[5 syllables]
[7 syllables]
[5 syllables]

About cock.

Plz to be writing in the comments.

I will reply with a haiku of my own.

Comments

and here is a sample haiku

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

How many different
ways are there to describe the
male anatomy?

Whether it's slang, or
purple prose euphemism:
They all make me laugh.

[hilldo.livejournal.com]

Haiku's about cock
Are like your boyfriend's wanger
Bound to make you laugh.


I can do better. :{

[hilldo.livejournal.com]

Replying to yourself, always good.

Raging Erection
Good lord, has it been 4 hours?
Time to call the doc.

[shanaqui]

cockity cockit
y cockity cockity
cockity cock cock

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

...yeah, I laughed out loud.


it's just the word "cock"
WHY IS IT SO FUNNY? WHY?
seriously, why?

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

somebody told me
a four-hour boner is
not a good life choice!

at least i got the syllavles right

[3-2-1.livejournal.com]

cock cock cock cock cokc
this is a drunk comment cock
peen0r cock cock cock

[shanaqui]

It gets funnier when you overuse it like I just did!

[hilldo.livejournal.com]

Only one thing should
Have wood for more than 4 hours.
It is called a tree.


Haha watch this be the one day they monitor my internet. They'd be like, hey why did you go to dictionary.com 800 times today.
Syllable checking, of course!

let me try again

[3-2-1.livejournal.com]

What is that sword an
overcompensation for?
Better left unsaid.

LOOK ITS EDGE/KAIN AS A HAIKU

[katmillia.livejournal.com]

"Look, you nincompoop,"
Edge said, as he cleaned his sword.
"Let's just get it on."

"But I'm not sure,"
Kain said, looking slightly red.
"This is quite a step."

"Well, I can tell you,
when I'm done with you," Edge said,
"you will love my cock."

Re: LOOK ITS EDGE/KAIN AS A HAIKU

[shanaqui]

Win! :D

[astrangerenters.livejournal.com]

Just a question, Sev
In Pirate Seifer/Quistis...
Please say that there's COCK

[siva630.livejournal.com]

i.
Our innocence lost
In a cock-joke bramble bush
Who cares? COCK IST WIN.

ii.
Pulsing in LiveJay
Cock cries at those around him:
"Why are you laughing!? ;___;"

iii.
I had a plant, it
was grey, it grew and grew and
8=============D~~~~~

iv.
Simeon Daniels
Was a remarkable man
COCK COCK COCK COCK COCK

v.
The hat trick was known
To send Seifer insane with
With lust and bonar.

A sticker on his
Gunblade said, "Meet me at five
in your bedroom. Bitch."

His keys were missing.
"Fuck you, Irvine," he thought, and
licked his cherry lips.

At five he strolled in.
Silk sheets dressed the bed, but no
Cowboy in plain view.

There was a distinct
Lack of pants in the boudoir.
Irvine's slacks crumpled

On the floor in the
corner. From the bathroom he
stepped, hair flowing free.

"How nice of you to
come." Seifer's eyes traced down to
see, below his waist

The cowboy hat hung.
"No hands," smirked Irvine, and took
the hat off his cock.

The pole in Seifer's
pants almost burst the fabric.
Irvine stepped forward

Slipped his hand under
the waistband, grabbed Seifer's cock.
"Nice cock," he smirked, and

Rubbed him up and down.
He gasped, and clutched Irvine's cock,
Who moaned, and stroked hard.

And they were touching
each other's cocks and they were
touching each other's

Cocks and they were touch
ing each other's cocks and they
were touching each oth

Er's cocks and they were
touching each other's cocks and
they were tocugjflgkfjgl

COCK.

COCK.

COCK.

COOCK.

CORK.

COK.

*ded*

[irish-ais.livejournal.com]

I agree with this;
cock is not optional here.
Whip jokes are a must.

[irish-ais.livejournal.com]

I declare this the winner. I can't even haiku, laughing so hard.

[katmillia.livejournal.com]

I think this is the best thing I have ever read.

... nothing can surpass the level of awesome this just brought to my day. WIN. TOTAL, FUCKING, WIN.

Also, cock!

[astrangerenters.livejournal.com]

Femmeslash can be hot
Ladies touching is awesome
Except there's no cock

So let's propose that
There should be more cock in femme
Slash for great justice

Strap-ons and dildos
Any substitute for cock
Who needs a man, right?

[safety-caesars.livejournal.com]

anyone who calls
for cock-related haikus
wins big IMO

for this I believe
I have found a new best friend
el-oh-el COCK POEMS

[taking artistic license in the pronunciation of "poems"] XD

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

I JUST CHOKED ON MY SANDWICH FROM LAUGHING

I CAN BARELY EVEN TYPE

YOU ARE FULL OF WIN!

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

If you fuck a tree
Personally I would think
you have some problems!

Re: at least i got the syllavles right

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

(peen0r? best word ever)

Re: LOOK ITS EDGE/KAIN AS A HAIKU

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

"I'm not sure," said Kain.
"I know you told Rydia
the very same thing."

"SHUT UP." Edge looked mad,
and using his ninja skills,
removed both their pants.

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

Pirate sex! Now how
could I ever pass that up?
P.S. Zell watches

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

Seifer says the whip
overcompensates for her
massive lack of wang.

Quistis says that he
should shut the fuck up or else
it goes in his ass!