COCK HAIKU DAY

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ANYONE WHO EVER THOUGHT THIS JOURNAL WAS A HAPPY FUN INNOCENT PG-RATED PONY RIDE WHAT WERE YOU SMOKING??? PLEASE JUST SCROLL PAST THIS ENTRY.

Haiku:
[5 syllables]
[7 syllables]
[5 syllables]

About cock.

Plz to be writing in the comments.

I will reply with a haiku of my own.

Comments

THIS IS INSANE

[astrangerenters.livejournal.com]

"Let me give you an
eye opener," Irvine said
and put Squall's cock in

His mouth. Quistis rolled
her eyes. "She hasn't even
fucked Laguna yet

And already you're
getting busy?" Squall moaned and
he gripped Irvine's head.

"Anything to not
watch her and Laguna. Now
someone suck Irvine."

Re: THIS IS INSANE

[katmillia.livejournal.com]

"I suppose I can,"
Selphie said, tilting her head.
"He did take it up

the ass just for me."
Quistis nodded and reached out
to grab Irvine's cock.

"This is true," she said.
"He took it like a real man."
She squeezed and he moaned.

"Not too hard!" Squall hissed.
"I don't want him biting me."
Quistis only smiled.

More girl on girl action needed.

[rosencrantz.livejournal.com]

Zell, sensing trouble,
decided to intervene.
"Hey, let me do that.

I gotta practice
anyhow, Seifer said so."
He pushed Quistis off.

Quistis crossed her arms.
"Why am I not getting some?"
She was quite nonplussed.

From the monitor,
Laguna started moaning.
Selphie was watching.

"Hey, Quistis, you know?"
she said, eyes glazing over,
"This is pretty hot!"

She turned to Quistis.
"You still have your dildo, right?"
"Oh yes," moaned Irvine,

Who was watching them.
"Mm-hmm," moaned Zell, least he tried,
though his mouth was stuffed.

(To be honest, though
Zell was watching Laguna.)
"WHY?" screamed Squall somewhere.

"Why not?" said Quistis,
who started stalking Selphie.
"You want front or back?"

"Quisty, I don't care!"
Selphie yelled, spreading her legs.
"Just stick it in me!"


// you guys are evil.

I'm waiting for Doc Odine to show up, trust

[astrangerenters.livejournal.com]

Quistis did as told.
"Watch and learn, boys! This is how
you please a woman."

Selphie moaned. "It feels
so good, Quisty. You're the best!"
One big orgy now.

There was a knock at
the door then. "OPEN UP!" cried
Fujin. "SEX TIME NOW!"

Raijin followed her.
"Wow, Seifer is missing out,
ya know." Raijin looked

at the computer.
"I love Rinoa's website.
She takes it anywhere."

Fujin kicked Raijin.
"SERVICE MY NEEDS," she ordered.
"I AM HORNY NOW."