COCK HAIKU DAY

[seventhe]

ANYONE WHO EVER THOUGHT THIS JOURNAL WAS A HAPPY FUN INNOCENT PG-RATED PONY RIDE WHAT WERE YOU SMOKING??? PLEASE JUST SCROLL PAST THIS ENTRY.

Haiku:
[5 syllables]
[7 syllables]
[5 syllables]

About cock.

Plz to be writing in the comments.

I will reply with a haiku of my own.

Comments

LOL I'M SORRY SEV

[astrangerenters.livejournal.com]

"Open to kinky
shit," Irvine had said, and so
as Selphie strapped on

The massive dildo
and Quistis put on one of
her own, the cowboy's

Eyes seemed to pop out
of his skull. "Now ladies, when
I said kinky, I meant

Menage a trois, right?"
Selphie and Quistis laughed, and
they chased the cowboy.

"Take it and like it!"
Quistis demanded, pinning
Irvine to the bed.

Irvine cried out in pain.
"Damn it, Quisty, why so rough?
Seifer is gentler!"

Selphie smacked his mouth.
"Open up! The dildo train
is at the station!"

Penetrated by
two big dildos, Irvine felt
on top of the world.

"Mmm, mff, mmm mmm MM!"
he mumbled and Selphie took
the dildo out of

His mouth. "What now?" she
asked while Quistis kept working.
"What about my cock?"

Irvine inquired.
Selphie grinned. "We wondered when
you'd ask about that!"

Quistis kept pounding.
"Hey Zell, get in here and suck
Irvine's cock!" she cried.

(Feel free to continue, I'm too busy laughing)

PAYBACK: FAIR GAME!

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

"Not right now!" Zell yelled.
"I'm a little, uh, busy!"
Selphie went to see.

Zell stood, pants around
his ankles, with Squall on his
knees in front. "Sweet Hyne,"

Selphie said. "That's hot!
Squall, I didn't know you were
into all this stuff."

"Mmmmph mmmph mmmph," Squall said,
around Zell's massive cock. Zell
shouted, and then came.

"Well, it's about time!"
Selphie said brightly. "You owe
Irvine a blowjob."

BETTER THAN MOST PORN ON FF.NET? TRUE.

[astrangerenters.livejournal.com]

"But Squall is better
at sucking cock, ask Seifer,"
Zell explained to them.

Squall laughed, wiping his
mouth. "Don't tell Rinoa, she's
rather innocent."

Quistis snorted. "Oh,
you really think that's true?" She
gave Irvine's ass a

break and moved to her
computer. "Check this out, Squall!"
Quistis ordered, and

Opened a website.
"Sorceress Fucking Dot Com?!?!?!"
Squall screamed, and Selphie

Rolled her eyes. "Come on,
everyone jacks it to her
website, where were you?"

Squall frowned. "She said she
was a virgin." Squall clicked on
the first movie clip.

"Hi, it's Rinoa!"
she giggled. "I just love cock!"
Squall was quite surprised.

The group sat around
the desk while on the website
Rinoa opened

The door and in walked...
"LAGUNA?!" Squall cried in pain.
"Anyone but him!"

"Hi there Laguna!"
Rinoa said and moved to
the bed. "Fuck me now?"

"TURN IT OFF!" Squall screamed.
"No way," Zell said, "Have you seen
Laguna's huge cock?"

"It's amazing," said
Selphie. "Sir Laguna is
hung just like Ifrit!"

Re: BETTER THAN MOST PORN ON FF.NET? TRUE.

[katmillia.livejournal.com]

"Oh great you just had
to say that," Squall moaned. "Shiva
is laughing at me."

"Maybe you should ask
her if it is really true,"
Selphie said to him.

"I bet she would know!"
Squall blanched at the thought and gagged.
"I don't want to know!"

"Less talk, more blowing!"
Irvine demanded harshly.
"My cock needs some love!"

"I still can't open
my eyes!" Squall sobbed in his hands.
"Why, Laguna, why??"

THIS IS INSANE

[astrangerenters.livejournal.com]

"Let me give you an
eye opener," Irvine said
and put Squall's cock in

His mouth. Quistis rolled
her eyes. "She hasn't even
fucked Laguna yet

And already you're
getting busy?" Squall moaned and
he gripped Irvine's head.

"Anything to not
watch her and Laguna. Now
someone suck Irvine."

Re: THIS IS INSANE

[katmillia.livejournal.com]

"I suppose I can,"
Selphie said, tilting her head.
"He did take it up

the ass just for me."
Quistis nodded and reached out
to grab Irvine's cock.

"This is true," she said.
"He took it like a real man."
She squeezed and he moaned.

"Not too hard!" Squall hissed.
"I don't want him biting me."
Quistis only smiled.

More girl on girl action needed.

[rosencrantz.livejournal.com]

Zell, sensing trouble,
decided to intervene.
"Hey, let me do that.

I gotta practice
anyhow, Seifer said so."
He pushed Quistis off.

Quistis crossed her arms.
"Why am I not getting some?"
She was quite nonplussed.

From the monitor,
Laguna started moaning.
Selphie was watching.

"Hey, Quistis, you know?"
she said, eyes glazing over,
"This is pretty hot!"

She turned to Quistis.
"You still have your dildo, right?"
"Oh yes," moaned Irvine,

Who was watching them.
"Mm-hmm," moaned Zell, least he tried,
though his mouth was stuffed.

(To be honest, though
Zell was watching Laguna.)
"WHY?" screamed Squall somewhere.

"Why not?" said Quistis,
who started stalking Selphie.
"You want front or back?"

"Quisty, I don't care!"
Selphie yelled, spreading her legs.
"Just stick it in me!"


// you guys are evil.

I'm waiting for Doc Odine to show up, trust

[astrangerenters.livejournal.com]

Quistis did as told.
"Watch and learn, boys! This is how
you please a woman."

Selphie moaned. "It feels
so good, Quisty. You're the best!"
One big orgy now.

There was a knock at
the door then. "OPEN UP!" cried
Fujin. "SEX TIME NOW!"

Raijin followed her.
"Wow, Seifer is missing out,
ya know." Raijin looked

at the computer.
"I love Rinoa's website.
She takes it anywhere."

Fujin kicked Raijin.
"SERVICE MY NEEDS," she ordered.
"I AM HORNY NOW."