this is why i never answer my goddamn phone

[seventhe]

I have gotten two calls today from unknown numbers. Usually I don't pick up when I don't know the number, but today I was feeling charitable.

The first was a call from a fricking bridal show I went to with a friend (hopefully obviously, she is the one getting married). I'm not even sure how they got my number - I tried to be really careful about not filling any shit out for this very reason.

The second was a call from someone related with JC Penney trying to sell me additional health insurance of some kind.

I said "I'm not interested, thank you" and hung up on both. But now I'm in a ridiculously sour mood.

Don't fucking call me.

Comments

[zen_monk]

Car insurance, political polls and telemarketers are pretty up there in my list of most unwanted phone calls.

And really really loud aunts.

[novel_machinist]

...JC Penny health insurance? :/ like... in case you fall wearing some shoes you bought there?

[yukie]

feeling your pain, I had some doofus peddling cruise holidays interrupt my lunch, interrupt ME over and over when I was trying to politely decline, and then - for the cherry on the fart sundae - CALL ME BACK when I hung up.

It's like, yes, hon, I recognize your voice, that's why you got my Angry Borg tone and "Why. Have. You. Called. Me. Back."

I'm on the do not call list and still.

*hugs*

[whitemage]

Be careful. Those bridal show peeps are ruthless bitches. I mean, if you cross them they WILL cut you. And have a team of minimum wage seamstresses hand bead the gaping wound with a thousand seed pearls, each one carrying one of the hopeful wishes you've made in your maidenly dreams of love.

That's serious fucking business, bro.

[pacifica]

XDDDD i want to print this comment and frame it

[lassarina]

ugh :( :( I've been having a lot of obnoxious calls myself, lately.

[katmillia.livejournal.com]

fuck bitches

get money

!!!!

profit

:DDDDD

[kenupntr.livejournal.com]

I despise solicitors. I'm a really nice person until you try to sell me something. Then I get really, really mean.

You're ok, bb.

[salarta.livejournal.com]

BUT BUT I WANT TO CALL YOU AT 2 AM AND PRETEND I AM DRUNK.

All my phone calls are people calling the wrong number. It's funnier when they don't believe you when you tell them you're not who they're trying to call. Like their very lives depend on me being someone I'm not.