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[seventhe]

I'd like to reach through my Inbox and strangle someone.

A specific someone.

who is currently achieving new and incredible levels of shitballery

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[whitemage]

I want to help you make this a reality.

Let's call in a team of theoretical physicists.

Or a shaman. Either or.

[seventhe]

there's a lot of overlap there

[whitemage]

Sorcery is sorcery, idk, I just want to remote murder people because life would be more gratifying.

[seventhe]

I'm game. I'll set up the ritual physics circle.

[whitemage]

Cool. I'll bring the Slide Rule of Summoning.

And the party platter.

[spindizzy]

Anime has taught me that this is an entirely possible thing.

Clearly we need to turn your anime-levels up to eleven and email you to this person as a pleasant surprise.

[seventhe]

I'm the "surprise jumping out of a box" no one ever wants to get

[spindizzy]

I don't know, I think if they can pass you to a deserving target they'd LOVE to have a cock-punch in a box.

[pict]

Is it Dr. Asshat? Man, there's a blast from the past...

[seventhe]

Nope! But I really need a good name for this lady.

[pict]

Princess Whalechild.

[seventhe]

UM YES THATS PERFECT

[albijuli]

"Ms. Megabagadouche" ?

[sathari]

Oh, those PEOPLE. I would be all in favor of granting you the power of cockpunching douchenozzles from afar... especially if you would teach it to me!

[seventhe]

I'm not greedy. I would OBVIOUSLY share

[stealth_noodle]

How do we suggest new features for Gmail, again?

[yukie]

I can dropkick them astrally?

[sarasa_cat]

Seconding the idea that gmail needs a new feature for this far too common user story.