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[seventhe]

I'd like to reach through my Inbox and strangle someone.

A specific someone.

who is currently achieving new and incredible levels of shitballery

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[whitemage]

I want to help you make this a reality.

Let's call in a team of theoretical physicists.

Or a shaman. Either or.

[seventhe]

there's a lot of overlap there

[whitemage]

Sorcery is sorcery, idk, I just want to remote murder people because life would be more gratifying.

[seventhe]

I'm game. I'll set up the ritual physics circle.

[whitemage]

Cool. I'll bring the Slide Rule of Summoning.

And the party platter.