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Date: 2011-03-01 07:22 pm (UTC)Ancient Fuck You Vamps
- They can go out in sunlight
- Water is like acid
- They are NOT pretty. They may resemble gargoyles
- They don't play with their food
- They can turn into bats, do telekinesis, and turn into mist
- They will fuck you up
Badass But Not Ancient Vamps
- sunlight is an annoyance
- You have to be good with a stake to kill them
- They may be pretty, but in a slightly off-putting way. Likely to resemble a corpse.
- They hate crosses, garlic, and holy water
- They are probably snappy dressers
- They can sometimes be owned by humans
Sparklepires (and Other Young Romance Vamps)
- They show lots of inhuman strength but don't use it at convenient times
- Bloodsucking is probably orgasmic in some way
- They are very very pretty
- Probably monologue
- Range from Bad Boyfriend to Dark, Edgy, and Kinky
- Definitely nocturnal, or having a Special relationship with sunlight
Urban Vamps
- Level headed or being driven mad depending
- Look like that pale dude/chick down the street
- Have a mix of weaknesses, depending on where they are
- Most likely to find synthetic blpod or feed from animals
- Make excellent crime fighters